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@layhuman.bsky.social

Here for THE Arsenal. Saka supremacy. Politics/English teacher in Germany, so occasional content on such matters.

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It's been an elite season to date.

4 more months boys! ๐Ÿ”ดโšช

09.02.2026 21:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 41    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

RIP @clivepafc.bsky.social

07.02.2026 18:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That felt like the whole Viktor plan there. Him and Nelli (and sometimes Madueke, soon also Max) to offer that outlet when up in games. We did not have it last season and it cost us.

07.02.2026 17:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mikel, can I interest you in some minutes for uncle Nรธrgaard?

07.02.2026 16:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Havertz plus Jesus sounds great, but Timber starting again is concerning

07.02.2026 13:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tottenham lose today and West Ham win at Burnley and the gap is only six points ...

07.02.2026 13:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 105    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Phil mate wishing you all the best and a swift recovery. Please do yourself a big favour and see an actual doctor and not a chiropractor, no matter how confident or competent they sound.

06.02.2026 22:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Claims"? Any doubts or why would you use that word

06.02.2026 16:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Federal Agents Left Behind โ€œDeath Cardsโ€ After Capturing Immigrants ICE agents dropped customized ace of spades playing cards, recalling a practice by U.S. soldiers during the Vietnam War.

No way this ends peacefully.

theintercept.com/2026/02/03/i...

05.02.2026 19:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 118    ๐Ÿ” 37    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

2018: PL opens formal investigation into City
2023: PL charges City with 115 violations

Teams docked points for PSR violations since then?
2023: Everton - 10
2024: Everton - 2
2024: Nottingham Forest - 4
2025: Sheffield United - 2
2026: Leicester - 6

05.02.2026 20:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 98    ๐Ÿ” 35    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Wir sind in einer Dystopie, in der der reichste Mann der Welt die Hungerhilfe fรผr die ร„rmsten kรผrzt und damit Hunderttausende Kinder tรถtet und der drittreichste eines der einst wichtigsten Medien quasi dichtmacht โ€“ kurz nachdem er einen Propagandafilm fรผr die Frau des Mรถchtegern-Kรถnigs bezahlt hat.

04.02.2026 18:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1549    ๐Ÿ” 421    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

Democracy dies in oligarchy.

04.02.2026 19:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2045    ๐Ÿ” 617    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 107    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17
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LOL, how did I missed this clip.
This is just brilliant, can't remember the squad and staff enjoying a goal more than this one in the past 2 seasons.
They enjoyed it even more than fans ๐Ÿ˜‚
And Calafiori ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
#Arsenal ๐Ÿ”ดโšช

04.02.2026 08:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 176    ๐Ÿ” 34    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
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There's no time for anything but joy Reflections on reaching a final

Love every moment

04.02.2026 12:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 193    ๐Ÿ” 42    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20
Calafiori, Havertz and ร˜degaard in the dressing room after the win

Calafiori, Havertz and ร˜degaard in the dressing room after the win

๐Ÿ˜ญโค๏ธ

03.02.2026 22:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 89    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Without Kai, there are tradeoffs.

*This* lineup has no galloping outlet. *That* one has no connector. *This* one is vulnerable OOP + set pieces. *That* one has no big box presence.

With Kai, the only tradeoff is that he used to miss shots sometimes.

And I donโ€™t give a fuck.

03.02.2026 22:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 203    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, I'm not supposed to value the Carabao?

In English, 'Carabao,' if you split the word, it's Care About. And that's what we're doing here. We're caring about.

03.02.2026 23:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 276    ๐Ÿ” 27    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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Waka waka

03.02.2026 22:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 250    ๐Ÿ” 24    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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Inject Kai Havertz scoring against Chelsea and pointing to the Arsenal badge into my veins forever.

03.02.2026 22:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 95    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Chelsea thought they could play for a 0-0 and beat us in the third leg.

03.02.2026 22:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 132    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HAHAHA HAVE THAT YOU CUNTS

03.02.2026 21:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1270    ๐Ÿ” 102    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 46    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Look at Gabriel Martinelli charging forward on that attack. My goodness. What energy.

03.02.2026 21:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 76    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HAVERTZ BADGE TAP, MY TOP IS OFFFFFFF

03.02.2026 21:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 576    ๐Ÿ” 37    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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#Arsenal #Havertz #ARSCHE

03.02.2026 21:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 45    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Kai pointing at the badge made it worth it all ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน

03.02.2026 21:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 109    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ITV that is, but I'm sure the Nevilles of this world did the same...

Constantly talking about us not playing long balls when we did several times catch Chelsea our with - shock horror - long balls over the top. Sure we could do it more often but to say we don't do it?

03.02.2026 21:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love that literally every player hates Cucarella

03.02.2026 20:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 204    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The commentators talked utter gobshite at times

03.02.2026 20:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
03.02.2026 14:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 68    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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