And a not insignificant number of those republicans are voting blue this time.

Could you make his head blow up at the end?

The tragedy of John Fetterman is that he used to dress like a slob but have an encouraging spirt, making him an Oaf of Rugged Individuality, one of America’s great oaf groups. But now he dresses like a slob and whines all the time, making him an Oaf of Misery

I hope John Roberts signed all his mortgage paperwork correctly

a lot of you are probably too young to remember this but there was a time when the married dhs secretary using taxpayer money for a custom built fuck palace in the sky for her to bang coworkers wouldve been a big deal

Pedofuhrer? I’m gonna have to borrow that. Thanks

Must Read. Too close to tell if it’s satire, or not.

BREAKING: A memorial for Kristi Noem’s dog has been erected in Chicago

If you’re an American service member who gets killed in a retaliatory strike, your family can take comfort in the fact that it was done in service of making the host of Celebrity Apprentice feel like a big man for a minute, before he moved on to something else and forgets about this forever

I heard that he was having Melanomas face painted on the Statue of Liberty

Remember after Charlie Kirk became past tense… Kash Patel gave a little speech, raised his hand to his heart and said (I kid you not) “See you in Valhalla, brother!”

They’re delusional.

They work extra-hard to prove they’re not “one of them” anymore. And they will be shocked when it’s their turn…

George W. Bush, Patron Saint of Wusses Time to put down the paintbrush, Mr. President

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TheRealThelma... @TheRealT.. • 34m Some say if you play a Kid Rock record backwards you'll hear Satan. ... Even worse, if you play it forwards you'll hear Kid Rock.

I love this for him.

Here's a photo of the late Robert Duvall wearing cue cards on his body so that co-star Marlon Brando could see his lines during the filming of The Godfather.

Well, that sure opens up a whole lot of possibilities.

Good grief. Everyone knows they were just friends.

A storefront in Hollywood glows during the golden hour. Some palm trees line the street it’s on. Circa 2005 maybe? They used this building on Beverly and Gardner as the Peach Pit in the newer version of 90210. I drove or walked by it every day so would see them filming. One day while driving by, they weren’t actively filming and I saw Tristan Wilds. I leaned out the window and yelled “yo Omar’s coming.” He liked that so he smiled and waved. I don’t usually take pictures within the city, but the last one seemed to be liked so here goes. I’ll be back to mountains, rivers and oceans soon enough I suppose.

Slavery is white history, how we survived it is Black history. - Malcolm Jamal Warner

Pic of the day

#photography

a black and white photo of a man wearing a baseball cap and a chain . ALT: a black and white photo of a man wearing a baseball cap and a chain .

They need to be ruthless. Centrist assholes get primaried with candidates who are younger, stand for decency and actually believe in better. Chuckles Schumer, Hakeem, this point titivating douche and many others all need to gtfo...

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MC Hammer, is an American rapper, dancer, record producer, and actor. He was popular in the late 1980s and early 1990s for his hit songs like "U Can't Touch This", and "2 Legit 2 Quit". Hammer was known for his flashy dance moves, extravagant choreography, and his signature Hammer pants

Your American health chief, folks! 🙃🇺🇸

Really?

Bravo, mom!

Picture of a gray haired woman wearing a shirt that reads on the back “come see my daughter’s film A Woman’s Work at Santa Barbara Film Festival 2/11 at 11:20am 2/12 6:20pm I am a Jewish mother seeking a girlfriend/future wife for my filmmaker daughter (she is multilingual and has an adorable dog). Please inquire with me”

Best advertisement I’ve seen so far at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival

Looks like Mandy Patinkin.

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Bravo!

Definitely more disgusted with the republicans. And, while I would probably not vote for Newsom in the primary, I would vote for him in the general.

Honestly? I’d go with the Texas Chainsaw version.