Matt Hicks

What did you think the “BD” in BDSM stood for?

Star Wars never specifies how long ago “a long time ago” is. It could all be happening in the 1920s

I need all good people to look around and see what this plague of overconfident evil people is doing to society, and I need you good people to understand: ABANDON YOUR IMPOSTER SYNDROME. YOU CAN DO ANYTHING. A BETTER WORLD IS POSSIBLE.

Ruin a movie by making a series of prequels that answer questions that were only included to make the original richer through building a world by implication.

Green text on a gold background saying "Vote as if you like your fellow Australians (yes, all of them)", with an outline drawing of a vote going into a ballot box.

If you feel attacked by this then maybe stfu about patriotism?
(Also: vote for the future, not some imaginary past.)

Image of dozens of police lining up to protect a Tesla dealership.

Not sure I've ever seen a more obvious picture to remind us that police exist to protect the property of the ruling class, not the rights of the people.

It was a missed opportunity that no one said to Demi Moore "can't wait for GI Jane 2"

Not to take anything away from what he's saying about the big screen but Sean Baker did shoot a film on a phone.

Should've had Gene Hackman saying "I don't deserve this. I was building a house."

I didn't know that Doja Cat was a singer and now I REALLY don't know that Doja Cat is a singer.

Isabella Rosellini wearing Blue Velvet 😍

What a huge upgrade it is to Conan from Jimmy Kimmel

"It was stupid, but it was wonderful."

Incognito film director John L. Sullivan (Joel McCrea) meets a young actress (Veronica Lake) who loves the comedies he has come to resent in Sullivan's Travels (1941)

Somehow "Elon Musk Is a Genius" and "Elon Musk Doesn't Know How Hands Work" are being said by a lot of the same people

There is no right-wing media take over, there's only a right-wing media hand over

Planet is burning: I won't pay a penny extra for your GREEN TAX

House is burning: please I'll pay anything

Keith Wasserman: Does anyone have access to private firefighters to protect our home in Pacific Palisades? Need to act fast here. All neighbors houses burning. Will pay any amount. Thank you.

“Will pay any amount.”

Feels like one of those futile pleas we’re going to hear from wealthy people more and more in the era of climate change.

YouTube video by Ian Dury - Topic Billericay Dickie

Still wild to me that this jolly old number about getting around shagging birds was used in ads for a prominent cleaning product here for over twenty years.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Hi2...

Exquisite poster for Eiichi Yamamoto's 1973 anime banger Belladonna of Sadness. Too beautiful to describe!

<me, shouting through a hastily rolled up newspaper in a loud, booming voice> FUCKING BELLADONNA OF FUCKING SADNESS

"this is not a valid e-mail address" MOTHERFUCKER I JUST STARTED TYPING I HAVE PUT IN LITERALLY ONE CHARACTER OF COURSE IT'S NOT A VALID E-MAIL ADDRESS YET

Art Spiegelman Won’t Shrink Back From Controversy The artist has illustrated more than one contentious New Yorker cover in his career, chronicled in a new film, and his next project will be no less gutsy.

Maus author Art Spiegelman’s next comic will be about Gaza, in collaboration with Joe Sacco. He thinks he will struggle to find a publisher in the United States.

“I’ll finish this thing or die trying.”

New profile pic is from my favourite Christmas book

eerie like how. i have been grinning ear to ear for days now

No shit murder is bad. The jokes about the United CEO aren’t really about him; they’re about the rapacious healthcare system he personified and which Americans feel deep pain and humiliation about

We’d only need to eat 1 billionaire

Two stages of writing:

1) This shouldn't take too long
2) Oh no