Matthew 8647 ❌👑

No one’s aged worse than conservative Millennials. Every one of them looks like they drank from the wrong chalice in Last Crusade.

JD Vance owns a company that buys American real estate and sells it to foreign investors. They specifically target Americans in crisis to buy their property for less than it is worth.

DJ Khaled, his finger up

Party of Free Speech™️ update:

I just want a sword. Is it that difficult?

Two days in a row, a speech and immediate exit. He may never speak to reporters again.

Does…does the leader of the free world think “adapt” and “adopt” are the same word?

There is no bottom.

*facing retribution for criticism of pedo president

Kendrick writes a hit song calling Drake a pedo that was so popular it was performed during halftime at the Superbowl for all the world to see while the entire US government makes decisions based on how it might affect the livelihood and comfort of wealthy white kiddie diddlers

WHAT

The clip:

(The bottom right quadrant is empty)

BREAKING: “It’s ephebophilia actually” has moved up to the top right quadrant in the political compass

Fetterman suffered a fall after this hit and is hospitalized

oh no someone is getting too much food 😭

I am a single issue voter now, and this is the issue

oh my god I was joking

They’ve had enough time to cook.

(ADP reported -32k jobs for Sept)

Perfect example of political media operating under the post-truth standard that (1) distorts the facts until the parties look approximately equal, and (2) holds “do MAGA voters care?” as a higher standard than “is it true?” or “is it important for the public to know about this?”

And it first started going up WHILE TRUMP WAS PRESIDENT last time.

It went down in 2023. It went down in 2024. It went up in 2025.

such independent. very free thinker. so balls and strikes. wow.

broooooooooooooooo

Raskin detailing the GOP Senator phone record lawsuit provision (it’s up to $1M PER PHONE per senator) in the govt-opening CR and Chris Hayes’ facial expressions are blowing my damn mind. What a country.

*gestures broadly*

Specifically, it’s a pretty short quiz, so a couple responses can shift it dramatically. I think min wage and higher taxes on the wealthy are the main reasons it went left economically.

Libertarian no more 🙃

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THEY USED THE WHITE HOUSE SITUATION ROOM TO ATTEMPT A COVERUP OF CHILD RAPE DOCUMENTS would not just be an administration-ending scandal on a normal timeline, but an entire party-ending one. But here is just Wednesday.

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