Dylan Paul

I love when gay guys just drop the name of some random, accomplished woman in conversation and fully expect me, another gay, to just know who she is by way of gay default.

I wanted to, but really did not.

this is how i take care of my plushies

🤢…🤮

and clanker is so basic and overused as a robot pejorative term.
Like, I’ll put the [media] down.

The applesauce is their shampoo

I want to be clear about one thing since the Chicago press isn't getting it: This is NOT about gerrymandering. JB Pritzker is NOT a hypocrite. Texas is already gerrymandered.

This is happening because Texas law dictates that redistricting is to take place every 10 years. 🧵

I wanna smoke with Grampledog.

Today in Fascism. (One in a series.)

I keep thinking about this and it would be a great way to promote open leagues without genders

If AI can have panic attacks for me I might be okay with regular dehydration once the world gets mad maxed.

So they merged, killed animation, and then separated. Okay thanks, bye.

I thought “pedo fomo” sounded Italian so for fun I googled it and it turns out to actually be Japanese for pedophile…. “pedofo mo”

Same

Whoever did the research on Coco Chanel for Last Week Tonight did not do enough @lastweektonight.com

Anxious Owner Pets Dog Down To Hairless Stump

Anxious Owner Pets Dog Down To Hairless Stump

DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm Follow Jared Leto does an Akira slide on a lightcycle in 'TRON: ARES' #SDCC

Nail in the coffin. It was already on its last legs anyway but yeah we gotta invent a new motorcycle thing now.

Some have a “don’t consider this as part of my taste” button.

The problem with Jubilee

I did nazi that coming

🚨CAUTION‼️

If you are not a furry or do not want your non-furry feed to be flooded with pokesona art, do not hit the “follow all” button!

I feel like I see a new version of this tweet with that picture every week

I have too much ADHD for this game.

Israeli settlers beat U.S. citizen to death in West Bank A 21-year-old Florida man was beaten to death by Israeli settlers while visiting family in the West Bank.

A 21-year-old Florida man was beaten to death by Israeli settlers while visiting family in the West Bank.

Support this

Don’t, it sucks but you never wanna leave.

“Oh, you thought this was a rabbit” TikTok

“Oh, you thought this was a labubu?”

I need this like I need air.

Laura Loomer‘s tweet: Alligator lives matter. The good news is, alligators are guaranteed at least 65 million meals if we get started now.

The entire Latino population in the U.S. is 65 million. She means all of us.