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As the old joke went: to reuse a condom, you turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it

I'm having to hide my likes from the woke mob!

Oh really? Your likes about taxes and regulation?

No not those.

Your likes about limited government?

No not those.

Which likes then?

Oh you know the ones.

A perfect name for a mini-musk

everybody dunking on this guy, but anytime the fed raises interest rates to "cool down wage pressure" or whatever econ-speak euphemism they use, this is what they are saying as close to out loud as they can

Elon Musk moving effortlessly between antisemitism and antisimianism.

Every era gets the Jesse Owens it deserves

We lose about 2 9/11s to opioids every month. It’s a useful metric to drive things home.

When staying at a friend’s place, I was woken by his cat sandpapering my face one morning. My friend’s reaction was “yeah, he does that”.

Isn’t his surname Emhoff or something similar?

Come over to Pixelfed. It doesn’t zuck.

“Five detained in Cyprus after British woman accuses them of gang-rape”

The new Enid Blyton reboot’s a bit grim…

The Tesla Cybertruck on a carrier, looking like absolute garbage even though it's almost certainly a hand-made quasi-prototype. Terrible surfacing on all those massive flat panel areas, just like everyone who knows anything about auto manufacturing said it would have.

Two Cybertrucks on a carrier hauled by a Tesla Semi. Even from a greater distance, the horrible design and execution on this garbage vehicle is obvious. HVAC duct looking mfer.

The back of a Cybertruck, featuring inexplicably bad metal surfacing even on a piece of metal that seems to be fairly straight/smooth. Maybe they got oil/grease on it? Anyway, this angle also shows how badly the low-poly design approach renders in reality, as well as how absolutely fucking useless that bed will be for any actual work or access, just imagine trying to reach across those bizarre bed pillars to grab something. Clown shit.

Good morning, the Cybertruck is the most embarrassing vehicle ever made and stooping to work on this garbage should make you unemployable in the auto industry

The next iteration of this will probably be using “cheesebro” to mean mediocre, privileged white dude

It's been a hundred years and he's still pissing off the squares, hats off to a master

more like Róisin TERFy, amirite?

“New liver, same eagles”

I’m guessing that, in the ancient tradition of coining purpose-specific euphemisms for bodily waste (“faeces”, “manure”, “stools”), “dalkron” was the spacefaring age’s euphemism for faecal matter under zero gravity

See also: www.halfbakery.com/idea/Ugly_20...

well the fyre fest dude understands the value of a universally recognized brand which is more than you can say for elon

Every time I hear "We Built This City (on Rock & Roll)," I wonder if they grew to regret not utilizing traditional construction materials.

somehow we crossed a line, where having opinions about things you care about wasn't enough -- there grew a whole grifter economy based on having contrarian takes about EVERYTHING and it's bloody exhausting.

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ladies, sounds like this alpha might be single soon

Grimes is the Melania of electronica

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AI as currently implemented is worse than awful, it's trivial. AI being contemptible doesn't negate the very idea of "intellectual property" is also trash and a weapon used by industry to gatekeep, fabricate scarcity and punish outsiders.

The newsletter economy is probably doomed anyway but at least don't make support racists and transphobes while on the way out the door.

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Richard Hanania was *already* an open racist when Substack decided to promote him on their house podcast earlier this summer.

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