Oh no

You know the installation process is working when you save your command history to a file called "wtf_did_i_do.txt" to answer the very real question that you will have next week, namely, what the fuck did I do

Man I came here to be spicy about pip installing eight billion local clones to get around ssl errors and artifactory libraries being out of date but now I'm too annoyed about fucking power hungry idiots being disgusting and nobody fucking stopping them as usual graaaaaghhh

Somehow I doubt that there are "very few" stores left in Portland... I am actually having trouble articulating the level of disrespect I feel for this decaying rectum and the fetid idiocy constantly leaking from him

These Activists Want to Dismantle Public Schools. Now They Run the Education Department. Under Trump, the Department of Education has been bringing in activists hostile to public schools. It could mean a new era of private and religious schools boosted by tax dollars — and the end of publ...

The Education Department has hired at least 9 people from the America First Policy Institute, co-founded by Secretary Linda McMahon.

The think tank’s listed goals include ending the separation of church and state and “plant[ing] Jesus in every space.”

and that's why we don't trust private equity

JB Pritzker Has Had It With Democrats Who Won’t Stand Up to Trump

“This is exactly the moment for people to stand up. And do I see enough people doing it? No, I don’t. It shouldn’t be that there are Democrats that are afraid, because you know what? We’re the targets. We need to be strong, we need to fight back.”

Thank you, @govpritzker.illinois.gov!

We are changing our antifa secret handshake to slap-slap-fistbump-fistbump. Then you snap your fingers once, eat everyone's pets, and make everyone within 50' instantly become trans. Pass it along.

Starving children screaming for food as US aid cuts unleash devastation and death across Myanmar U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio has repeatedly said “no one has died" because of his government’s decision to gut its foreign aid program.

i desperately want everyone involved in the destruction of USAID to have to, st the very least, answer to the american people for the suffering and misery they have caused apnews.com/article/myan...

CNN transcript matches the Stephen Miller plenary authority clip transcripts.cnn.com/show/cnc/dat...

Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.

The original is still in the transcript ... For now transcripts.cnn.com/show/cnc/dat...

Why is this getting so little coverage

Miller oopsie doodled and said the quiet part out loud, talking about DT aka himself having “plenary authority”:

A plenary power or plenary authority is a complete and absolute power to take action on a particular issue, with no limitations

history teacher in 50 years: So in September, that’s when the president signed an executive order criminalizing anti-fascism and saying all resistance would be crushed

student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism

teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.

One of the most melodramatically malevolent federal officials ever to do it. If we live through this he should maybe become a stock villain of Italian theater.

Today's unexpected toddler skill:

Shuffleboard

Cool lawsuit bro

46% of my constituents rely on Medicaid for lifesaving care.

I am not willing to step aside and watch my constituents suffer while their healthcare is ripped away from them.

It’s cruel and inhumane.

Ash (cat, softest substance known to science) hates human food, except:

1. Bedside water that I was LITERALLY JUST ABOUT TO DRINK
2. Trader Joes cheesy corn puffs

You can leave a whole ass salmon safe with this cat, but he will grab your hands with his little paws and steal your puffs

A soft black land seal (cat, tinged with madness). The yellow eyes are luminous, lacking any shred of sanity, and a tiny white spot on the neck and belly indicates extra chaos

Please enjoy my perfect land seal

yeah they're just murdering random people on these boats

Some people didn't grow up hearing stories of horrific mutilations and deaths in the mines and factories and it shows

The crickets outside: rhythmic sweet ambient musical chirping

The cricket in my house: SCREECH SCREECH IM A SEX PEST SCREECH SCREEEEEEEEEEEECH FCK MEEEEEE SCREEEEEEECH hey girl SCREEEE

like thank god humans don't lurk in the dark loudly rubbing our back legs together as the USUAL way of hooking up

So over reading all this unnecessary capitalization

A spacecraft smiled at me todayyyyy

As People Mag Points out, a treatment for autism Dr. Oz just announced Trump’s FDA is approving is sold by a supplement company owned by… Dr. Oz.

people.com/what-is-leuc...

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

Nobody will see this or care but I am super pleased: I made a cute little helper for comparing venvs for merging/maintenance. It parses pipdeptree json and pip freeze txts and formats relavant info to help with venvs you didn't create but now own. Venvs have intimidated me forever so this feels rad

FIVE!?

Should have stuck to *checks notes* suggesting homeless people be summarily executed

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