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@keefthedm.bsky.social

Some guy, he/them

31 Followers  |  25 Following  |  4 Posts  |  Joined: 21.12.2023  |  1.9686

Latest posts by keefthedm.bsky.social on Bluesky

Me watching some high fantasy shit: I would simply not be corrupted by the magical object. If it is actively harming you why don't you just put it down. Idiot
Me receiving psychic damage 23 hours a day from my phone: Ouuughhhh
OOUUuuwwwwaaaaaa
ooaaaaghuuuuuhhhowwgahhhhh guuuuuwah

Me watching some high fantasy shit: I would simply not be corrupted by the magical object. If it is actively harming you why don't you just put it down. Idiot Me receiving psychic damage 23 hours a day from my phone: Ouuughhhh OOUUuuwwwwaaaaaa ooaaaaghuuuuuhhhowwgahhhhh guuuuuwah

i think about this tweet every single day

18.08.2025 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 4690    πŸ” 1666    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 27

Your worldbuilding is just so good, I love all the details you put into your work to tie the setting together

23.07.2025 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
An idiot baby sits down in a plastic bag

An idiot baby sits down in a plastic bag

It's her bag now

30.06.2025 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Putting these Dustbunny Plushies through some tests with my assistant Lance!

#Dustbunnies #plushies #customplushies

04.05.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
May 3

May 3

Today is the only day you can repost this.

03.05.2025 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2263    πŸ” 954    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 8
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Here he comes.. πŸ•πŸΎπŸ’–πŸ˜…

08.04.2025 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 208    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
'Bulbasaur has stopped the trolley with his vines, saving you from having to explore a philosophical scenario' - all the people tied to the tracks smile, knowing that they are safe now

'Bulbasaur has stopped the trolley with his vines, saving you from having to explore a philosophical scenario' - all the people tied to the tracks smile, knowing that they are safe now

14.03.2025 06:38 β€” πŸ‘ 4329    πŸ” 1116    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 32
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You didn't like my tabletop gaming anecdote? Huh. I guess you had to be pretending to be there.

01.03.2025 09:45 β€” πŸ‘ 671    πŸ” 88    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 2
Photograph of the text of a magazine review of The Sims 2: H&M Fashion Stuff.

Photograph of the text of a magazine review of The Sims 2: H&M Fashion Stuff.

This is the review that got me blacklisted by EA. Some shitbag executive wanted me fired.

13.02.2025 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 4043    πŸ” 744    πŸ’¬ 224    πŸ“Œ 75
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Mom, can I hold your hand…?

05.02.2025 13:20 β€” πŸ‘ 32767    πŸ” 2491    πŸ’¬ 377    πŸ“Œ 77
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Our amazing planet

21.01.2025 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 10543    πŸ” 943    πŸ’¬ 186    πŸ“Œ 66
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An adorable white mountain stoat hopping through the snow ❄️

17.01.2025 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 534    πŸ” 83    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 9
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Uni :3

07.01.2025 13:21 β€” πŸ‘ 5374    πŸ” 833    πŸ’¬ 60    πŸ“Œ 19

[playing poker]

FRIEND: I’m all in

ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too

FRIEND: um, a pair of kings

ME: you bet we are

17.12.2024 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 10307    πŸ” 2280    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 31
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Italian astrophotographer Marcella Julia Pace spent 10 years capturing these 48 colors of the Moon.

02.01.2025 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2529    πŸ” 485    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 34

Happy New Year!

Rest in piss 2024, you shall not be missed

31.12.2024 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy New Years ya'll.

31.12.2024 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 723    πŸ” 100    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Here's the thing about cats: they're perfect. Their tiny little faces? Their triangle ears? Their soft little peets? Literally no complaints.

27.12.2024 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1004    πŸ” 126    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 5
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Am I a snowman?

ぼく、ι›ͺγ γ‚‹γΎοΌŸ

19.12.2024 13:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3541    πŸ” 748    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 11
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SIMPLY HAVING A

14.12.2024 13:23 β€” πŸ‘ 47499    πŸ” 10391    πŸ’¬ 1101    πŸ“Œ 829
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What's your cat's funniest habit?
#cats

08.12.2024 11:41 β€” πŸ‘ 5742    πŸ” 255    πŸ’¬ 270    πŸ“Œ 29
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He doesn't even know basic math

04.12.2024 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 8097    πŸ” 483    πŸ’¬ 258    πŸ“Œ 33
Morning bath time, a vaporeon playing with a lot of rubber ducks.

Morning bath time, a vaporeon playing with a lot of rubber ducks.

more quacks~πŸ₯

05.12.2024 07:47 β€” πŸ‘ 5871    πŸ” 1061    πŸ’¬ 66    πŸ“Œ 8
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Making a little something for the REAL anime fans out there, ifkyk

03.12.2024 08:55 β€” πŸ‘ 199    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0

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