@keefthedm.bsky.social
Some guy, he/them
A plastic container full of white cheddar powder stands on the countertop next to three lines of white powder and a multi blade razor head
who wants to fuckin party
05.09.2025 02:23 β π 527 π 55 π¬ 10 π 0
Me watching some high fantasy shit: I would simply not be corrupted by the magical object. If it is actively harming you why don't you just put it down. Idiot Me receiving psychic damage 23 hours a day from my phone: Ouuughhhh OOUUuuwwwwaaaaaa ooaaaaghuuuuuhhhowwgahhhhh guuuuuwah
i think about this tweet every single day
18.08.2025 03:35 β π 6019 π 2064 π¬ 12 π 29Your worldbuilding is just so good, I love all the details you put into your work to tie the setting together
23.07.2025 16:37 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
An idiot baby sits down in a plastic bag
It's her bag now
30.06.2025 19:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Putting these Dustbunny Plushies through some tests with my assistant Lance!
#Dustbunnies #plushies #customplushies
May 3
Today is the only day you can repost this.
03.05.2025 18:15 β π 2252 π 946 π¬ 16 π 8Here he comes.. ππΎππ
08.04.2025 17:24 β π 208 π 18 π¬ 4 π 1
'Bulbasaur has stopped the trolley with his vines, saving you from having to explore a philosophical scenario' - all the people tied to the tracks smile, knowing that they are safe now
14.03.2025 06:38 β π 4301 π 1109 π¬ 37 π 32
07.03.2025 01:58 β π 2912 π 682 π¬ 24 π 20
You didn't like my tabletop gaming anecdote? Huh. I guess you had to be pretending to be there.
01.03.2025 09:45 β π 669 π 88 π¬ 8 π 2
Photograph of the text of a magazine review of The Sims 2: H&M Fashion Stuff.
This is the review that got me blacklisted by EA. Some shitbag executive wanted me fired.
13.02.2025 17:08 β π 4005 π 736 π¬ 223 π 70
Mom, can I hold your hand�
05.02.2025 13:20 β π 32618 π 2485 π¬ 377 π 77
22.01.2025 15:44 β π 130723 π 31919 π¬ 1804 π 2084
Our amazing planet
21.01.2025 14:00 β π 10519 π 936 π¬ 184 π 65An adorable white mountain stoat hopping through the snow βοΈ
17.01.2025 00:23 β π 534 π 83 π¬ 8 π 9
Uni :3
07.01.2025 13:21 β π 5349 π 830 π¬ 60 π 19[playing poker]
FRIEND: Iβm all in
ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, Iβm all in too
FRIEND: um, a pair of kings
ME: you bet we are
Italian astrophotographer Marcella Julia Pace spent 10 years capturing these 48 colors of the Moon.
02.01.2025 01:20 β π 2763 π 540 π¬ 45 π 39Happy New Year!
Rest in piss 2024, you shall not be missed
Happy New Years ya'll.
31.12.2024 16:34 β π 724 π 100 π¬ 6 π 0Here's the thing about cats: they're perfect. Their tiny little faces? Their triangle ears? Their soft little peets? Literally no complaints.
27.12.2024 00:33 β π 996 π 123 π¬ 51 π 5
Am I a snowman?
γΌγγιͺγ γγΎοΌ
SIMPLY HAVING A
14.12.2024 13:23 β π 47585 π 10418 π¬ 1104 π 833
What's your cat's funniest habit?
#cats
06.12.2024 14:13 β π 1271 π 72 π¬ 10 π 4
He doesn't even know basic math
04.12.2024 19:09 β π 8056 π 479 π¬ 256 π 33
Morning bath time, a vaporeon playing with a lot of rubber ducks.
more quacks~π₯
05.12.2024 07:47 β π 5854 π 1058 π¬ 66 π 8
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