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@illepic.bsky.social

Collector of frameworks, lover of strong types, programmer of functions.

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Latest posts by illepic.bsky.social on Bluesky

I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.

05.06.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 67890    πŸ” 14917    πŸ’¬ 1666    πŸ“Œ 890
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Graphite The end to end developer platform.

The single greatest improvement to my development workflow over the last few years is probably Graphite: app.graphite.dev. Stacked PRs with the "merge queue" from Graphite is really game-changing.

15.05.2025 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I look forward to Pope Leo declaring Deep Dish as "the only real" type of pizza and then promptly being escorted out of the Vatican

08.05.2025 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Is the cost of MTB injuries worth the risk? I'm beginning to reconsider, and other riders are too. It might be time for us to rethink our mountain biking risk tolerance.

The timing of this couldn't be better... www.singletracks.com/community/is...

28.02.2025 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm hosting a webinar Wednesday and have to remind myself not to start off with "WHAT'S GOOD, ASSHOLES" again.

26.02.2025 07:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Algorithms are breaking how we think
YouTube video by Technology Connections Algorithms are breaking how we think

Surely this new video won't make me seem like a crank.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEJp...

22.02.2025 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 8220    πŸ” 2049    πŸ’¬ 725    πŸ“Œ 496
Mr Mangione's lawyer also complained that the chief New York City detective on the case and Mayor Eric Adams had spoken to HBO, the US TV network, about evidence that the defendant's legal team had not even seen yet.

Mr Mangione's lawyer also complained that the chief New York City detective on the case and Mayor Eric Adams had spoken to HBO, the US TV network, about evidence that the defendant's legal team had not even seen yet.

Uhhhhhh www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

21.02.2025 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3095    πŸ” 487    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 275
An illustration of a cat licking itself in the margins of a medieval manuscript.

An illustration of a cat licking itself in the margins of a medieval manuscript.

A cat pawprint left in the ink of a medieval manuscript.

A cat pawprint left in the ink of a medieval manuscript.

The best historical artefacts are the accidental ones that freeze a moment in time forever.

I thought I’d try to find all the times pets have ruined their owner's day and recorded that instant for all of history.

03.01.2025 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 877    πŸ” 307    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 46

The phrase "Quick as a greyhound" is said often on Bluey. My children are running around yelling "Quick as a groundhog!".

10.02.2025 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Terrifying! Way to send!

07.02.2025 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm down to one hand because of a broken collarbone and here I am desperately searching through Windows settings trying to find where I can turn off the profanity filter on the voice to text overlay.

07.02.2025 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My 15 lb orange cat just growled at me for daring to pet him... while he's asleep on my chest.

04.02.2025 03:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hidden Falls in Yacolt Burn, Washington.

28.01.2025 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Holy shit they fixed it

strava.app.link/dVBuQFAEuQb

27.01.2025 07:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Warhammer 40k-ass sounding quote

24.01.2025 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This rant sums it up for me

22.01.2025 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 4062    πŸ” 1140    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 27

May you have the self-confidence of a Marketplace seller who stood you up for 2 hours at the appointed meeting location, and is then angry at YOU for going home.

23.01.2025 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ninja Gaiden 4 was revealed at Microsoft’s Xbox #DeveloperDirect 2025. bit.ly/40wIcki

23.01.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 135    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 8

One of the most frightening things I've ever heard is when someone pointed out that the existence of the "Uncanny Valley" implies at some point there was an evolutionary reason to be afraid of something that looked human but wasn't.😬

You're welcome~😘

30.12.2024 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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Hundreds of Subreddits Are Considering Banning All Links to X Dozens of big subreddits have already banned all Twitter links, and posts about potential bans are some of the most popular on the site.

Hundreds of subreddits are considering banning all links to Twitter/X in a pretty powerful display of collective action:

www.404media.co/hundreds-of-...

22.01.2025 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 6631    πŸ” 1179    πŸ’¬ 153    πŸ“Œ 171
A screenshot of an idiot's calendar with a recurring event called "stronk"

A screenshot of an idiot's calendar with a recurring event called "stronk"

I am 500% more likely to actually get up and work out if I put it in my calendar and name it "stronk".

22.01.2025 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone’s worried about the tariffs but I’m just going to start buying everything at airport duty-free stores. I’ll be eating the finest Toblerone and cigarettes for the next four years, suckers!

22.01.2025 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 22338    πŸ” 1210    πŸ’¬ 668    πŸ“Œ 100
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Strava, any chance we can get share links that don't make us look like total assholes?

19.01.2025 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I've been there so many times with cloud services the last couple of years. Lookin' at you LastPass.

16.01.2025 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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What the heck is going on over at Proton? Adding an LLM and a Crypto Wallet within one week of each other? Something weird is going on at Proton and I want to talk about it.

I posted this in the reply from @proton.me that they deleted because they are cowards, but my guy called it in July:

alextheward.com/posts/proton...

15.01.2025 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 86    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3
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What the heck is going on over at Proton? Adding an LLM and a Crypto Wallet within one week of each other? Something weird is going on at Proton and I want to talk about it.

My guy called it in July alextheward.com/posts/proton...

15.01.2025 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 162    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 4

Ah so it's

.. checks notes ...

every 80s cartoon ever.

11.01.2025 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone that has ever learned SAML SSO has learned it against their will.

11.01.2025 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I code-mentor a lot of new (web) developers and I can honestly say I don't have much more to offer than "Just turn on TypeScript strict mode and then fix all errors" as the best way to learn.

30.12.2024 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'd like to apologize to the Propain bikes web team. I'm probably like 95% of your configurator app's traffic the last 2 weeks.

30.12.2024 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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