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"Secretary of State Marco Rubio on the Clay Travis and Buck Sexton Show"

14.02.2025 07:56 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

"Secretary of State Marco Rubio on the Clay Travis and Buck Sexton Show"

14.02.2025 07:56 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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hmm, I dunno, sounds pretty woke

05.02.2025 00:54 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Evergreen:

05.02.2025 00:54 — 👍 28    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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Sign up today for a free trip to Gaza!

05.02.2025 00:52 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just do this as you drive through, it's the secret access signal:

03.02.2025 01:06 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mitt Romney, you believe in free trade, you’re in your 70s, you believe in heaven and and you can get physical access to the president. These are simply just facts I am stating here.

02.02.2025 01:33 — 👍 586    🔁 53    💬 17    📌 3

Kierkegaardians of the Galaxy

01.02.2025 04:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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UPDATE: Almost as good!

30.01.2025 08:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
30.01.2025 02:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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"Can we do Teams instead of Zoom?"

27.01.2025 17:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

NORTHCOM to the greatest fighting force in the history of Earth:

24.01.2025 22:52 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

beat me to it, lol

26.01.2025 18:39 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

what the fuck

26.01.2025 18:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's just the Anschluss bro don't worry. It's just the Sudetenland bro don't sweat it. It's just Danzig bro no big deal. It's just Poland bro. It's just Denmark bro. It's just Norway bro. It's just France bro. It's just

26.01.2025 01:56 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0

Might be nearing the end of its capability then (obviously depends on the game, etc.)

But the RTX 50 series cards are about to come out, so perfect timing if you're looking to upgrade.

25.01.2025 21:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Autism for Deutschland!

25.01.2025 21:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Are you using DLSS?

25.01.2025 21:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
25.01.2025 00:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

NORTHCOM to the greatest fighting force in the history of Earth:

24.01.2025 22:52 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

well shit, now I'm a Raiders fan

24.01.2025 17:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Paul Rudd

24.01.2025 03:34 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Jennifer not in the kkk but her best friend is

Jennifer not in the kkk but her best friend is

Applying for a job at the Pentagon and they ask for a reference

24.01.2025 01:08 — 👍 1666    🔁 184    💬 7    📌 2
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1. The Mariners sure were great in 1995, weren't they?
2. Hey they were pretty good in 2001, too!
3. Did we mention 1995?

24.01.2025 01:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Great piece, and there's also *this* problem:

24.01.2025 01:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Shit is bleak, man.

24.01.2025 01:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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