Wombats Poop Cubes

The national announcers talking about Tarasenko like a wings comment section was kinda wild. Aside from that watching the game was not fun and it made me sad.

He’d certainly be better for the locker room. We lost hype Perron and fun Walman and it seems like nobody replaced that positive energy

Who then will stare unblinkingly at the camera in a somehow not terrifying way? Who then will respond to questions like “window, middle, or aisle?” with answers like “Aisle. In case there’s a fire.”

😭 noooo everyone is going to be mean to Lyon and he might get traded and I’ll just be here drying my tears with this suddenly outdated jersey 😭😭😭😭😭

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We were wild
We were rebels
We wore blue shirts

Ask not for whom the moose is coming. It is coming for thee.

There will be a reckoning #LGRW

My moose what have they done to my moose!! 😭
#lgrw

Can’t go wrong with “loser”

He says threateningly while peeking out of someone’s shirt pocket

Clankoria shines on the Red Wings lately. Praise be

Yes

You got this SodiePop!! It’s going to happen just keep goooooinggggg!!!! I’m so HYYYPPPEEEEE!!!!
#LGRW

KASPER NO LOOK GOAL?!?!?! WTF WAS THAAAAT?!?! #lgrw

Scratch sarcastic, I more mean exhausted, depressed and hopeless

a man wearing a lightning jersey with the words hooray for you on the bottom Alt: a man wearing a lightning jersey clapping with the words hooray for you on the bottom

The fact this gif came up when I was looking for a sarcastic hooray is just ..…. 😑

Now I wanna see a rink dj play this after a visiting team fucks up

Dang Ned!!!! So happy for him!!

Huss was pretty bad but they could have out scored that if they were playing like they had been. Still love Huss but he doesn’t seem to have it in him anymore. It’s like they missed one practice and forgot what they’d been doing

One thing I wish people understood: in cities like Los Angeles and Portland where Republicans have no real chance at winning half the people who call themselves "Dems" are in fact Republicans or something even worse, dressed up in friendly colors to trick voters

I mean I’d rather win but if we’re going to lose to the sharks I’m glad he’s there to dance on our stupid grave.

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@bexprime.bsky.social made a feed if you haven’t seen that yet. Good place to start

Yeah I still want him off the team. TBH I was kinda hoping he was washed. Maybe he has more trade value now but I fear he’s probably going to be around a while now

All of this plus I swear kane was on strike. Your most renowned vet grumping around has got to kill moral and when he finally decides to play it surely gets the locker room going.

If I was Yzerman I’d be flipping us all off yelling “say something about my lineup again!”
I truly didn’t believe this could work 😳🙂‍↔️

I’ve followed a bunch of shitposters for the same reason. These ones tend to share a bunch as well as write their own. It’s all super stupid. Which is nice

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😂 I’ll have to trust you on that one

Sir my eyebrows are in space. POLO PONIES.