Dan, delusional Red Wings fan

Don’t worry we’ve sent Jake Chelios to tear down this conspiracy from the inside

A Day Late

‘Insignificantly enough we both have significant others’ is one of those #emo lyrics I’ll be singing on my deathbed

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God: I have made mankind Angels:you fucked up a perfectly good monkey is what you did. Look at it. It’s got anxiety

Chalamet would be perfect for an opening act one off kill

And I forgot the gold bikini fight scene! Well done Mr Bond

Norman Rockwell's "Freedom of Speech" painting.

Pigeons are cool, actually. They're cool birds. Yeah, a lot of them are diseased but they're survivors, they're scrappy, they are the bird versions of Rizzo from "Midnight Cowboy."

Watching The Mummy Returns and I stand by Rachel Weisz is the most beautiful woman in film #nowwatching

Sidenote this nation years for more campy adventure films

Oh no! Keep Sean away from danger his namesakes died more often than Mario in level 8

Well he’s obviously going to inherit the good boob (the left one apparently?)

We’ve got a new Darko human victory cigar!

Big shoutout to Andrea Bocelli

-I’m sure he appreciates that Snoop 🙄

Black AF History: The Un-Whitewashed Story of America The Un-Whitewashed Story of America

For Black history month, I'm reading Black AF History:
The Un-Whitewashed Story of America by Michael Harriot.

"From its inception, America was always a pyramid scheme where the wealthy benefited from the labor of the poor."

Highly recommend.

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The ides of march would just be another day if that was accurate

Salsa in the ashtray in the door

It can feel very defeating working on projects to improve patient care while this nation is crumbling but I try to remind myself no matter the circumstances hospitalization is a universally terrifying time and we can always make it better

You hate to see it 😁

If you play the last two minutes of Terminator 2 backwards you see Noah Kahan emerging from a molten vat of pumpkin spice latte

Every year there’s one mid ass western team that sweeps the wings bah

Tigers: We can't possibly be expected to pay Tarik Skubal $32M!

Also Tigers: *sign Framber Valdez for $38.3M*

Why are they treating Rimmer like he’s doing a guest spot on a podcast, pimping out all his side hustles #cbj

‘How do we get our fast,skilled team to reach their peak? I hear the Leads old coach is available’ 😐

Shocked the Devils get a soft call 🙄 #cbj

Hello old friend. Is has been a while.

I can’t even begin to describe what it was like playing this game for the first time in 1996 following 15 years of playing games on a 2D plane. I think it’s nearly impossible to grasp how mind blowing it was unless you were there.

This was already established in Troll World Tour keep up

You forgot Ben Johnson-Matt LaFleur

Before I scrolled to the name I was asking myself if Todd Jones ever played for the Giants

It’s prob the gummy I took to sleep but binging Rizzoli and Isles and I’m genuinely upset Angie Harmon and Jason Sehorn didn’t work out

Grey short haired cat hiding under two blankets, atop yet a third blanket

When it’s cold Seamus loves his fort

That’s how you separate a shoulder on a fellow all-star

What a B move by MacKinnon