Mac H

Isn’t it? Spotted in Germany, near Stuttgart

Cum-squats

Bag of kimchi

Note to self; don’t eat kimchi before bed 💩

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From Hollywood to….where are we again 👀?
#scriptsky

The fear of running at 8k as a middle distance runner 💀

Where are the Epstein files?

I think I walked about 1/2 mile already through all these freaking lanes

Dude ima be walking wrong to the car now 😭

It’s worse than the DMV y’all

Long ass airport line at Dulles Intl. DC

9:15pm on a Sunday. This is the line for citizens in Dulles (Washington, DC). Why…just what the fucking why 😡

“Don’t fall asleep. It you sleep you die. No, not so much as yawn or you’ll explode your head. This is real. Realer than real, if realer exists…. then it’d be reality, I heard echoing through all 4 corners of my brain”

Photo is from Lightening in a Bottle 2015. The fest which inspired it.

Group of students, high on lsd, meditate at a music festival.

“After getting fired from his dream job for smoking pot, a college student befriends a tribe of ravers but soon must confront if they help him escape his problems or fuel the addictions causing them.”

I’m embarking on a re-write of a book I wrote in college. Feeling pretty excited.
#booksky

In the sauna, there is no old, young, wrinkly,sexy…. It’s just people. And we are all seen, for however fleeting it is, as equals.

I cannot imagine something that is closer to heaven.

Ultrasound photo

For your follow, I grant thee my first born son (I’m no doctor but I’m taking him at his word that he’s in there)

“My daughter’s so polite she says, “please” when she talks to Alexa.

Weather man beside 100 degree temps

“We’ve been in the 80s all week-that’s our longest stretch of 80 degree weather since June.”

Heat advisory in place. Sorry 🥵

Because of the clever hashtag, I’d be interested

In some circles, they call that a palette cleaner.

You made a good choice. It’s dope here. Welcome

As someone who does comms for a day job, I’ve always thought people in marketing , especially agencies, get to do all the cool stuff.

I just wanna make an ad for the Super Bowl. Is that really too much to ask 😂

Where are you in the world where it’s not pouring rain or smokey from fires lol

Beer can with typo reading, Austria when it should say, Australia

Didn’t spot the typo till I was drunk 🥴

Having shot our most recent film in Baltimore and growing up in the neighboring city of DC, I’m thrilled to read some good news about the community.

Lawrd knows we need some 💪

While some people get night terrors, I get night reassurances. I wake up in the middle of the night and constantly need to say, “it’s all good. It’s ok.”

Pic of delicious creamy gauc

You may not like me but you WILL like my guacamole 🤌

Photo of various outdoor plants

Photo of various outdoor plants

Photo of various outdoor plants

Photo of various outdoor plants

When we first moved to L.A. I ran around the city collecting all the free plants I could to help transform our dingy, old apartment into a home. To say they needed a lot of love was an understatement. They needed soil, bug treatments and water, lots of water.

These are some favs I’ve revived

You say, Hollywood. I say,
I’m so sorry for your loss of good parking.