Can you link it?
19.02.2026 20:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@guipsp.bsky.social
PhD Student at the University of Lisbon Working on Static Resource Analysis and Probabilistic Programming Mastadon: @GUIpsp@types.pl Dorothy is my bestie
Can you link it?
19.02.2026 20:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0(1/5) We are happy to announce the release of our POPL'26 coverage totaling over 230 talks and presentations across co-located events: POPL, Dafny, LAFI, PriSC, CPP, PlanQC, VMCAI, PEPM, RocqPL, and WITS!
youtube.com/@acmsigplan
You used to be able to "inspect element" in this country. You used to be able to download video
21.01.2026 02:57 β π 3564 π 405 π¬ 34 π 14Guy who went to mime school: thatβs a video. Thatβs a picture. Thatβs an octet stream.
13.01.2026 22:11 β π 578 π 64 π¬ 25 π 4Nope, I did manage to find the link: github.com/Mic92/niks3/...
04.01.2026 16:07 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It is known to be slow, according to some S3-backed nix cache project whose name escapes me right now
04.01.2026 15:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0cloudflare's on-duty IT staff bangs on the doors which I have padlocked from the inside as I calmly break open lava lamp after lava lamp and drink the contents
18.11.2025 13:59 β π 2111 π 564 π¬ 17 π 10Checkbox: I agree to Extreme Pizza
16.11.2025 06:30 β π 5341 π 1193 π¬ 39 π 47Devilish
14.11.2025 09:55 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0our blessed / their barbarous meme, with same text on both sides: portability library, bespoke abstractions, project governance, use of relaxed memory ordering, build system integration
12.11.2025 09:50 β π 9 π 8 π¬ 0 π 0TFW u open BlueSky and a bunch of ppl are vaguely posting about the same shit
13.08.2025 17:27 β π 4805 π 1309 π¬ 30 π 23I thought the vscode ssh extension's automatic port forwarding feature was neat and assumed it was doing something smart like watching procfs but no it's looking for localhost URIs in stdout
11.11.2025 14:27 β π 146 π 9 π¬ 8 π 2You know shit's getting serious once they start using words you usually only hear over a boiling cauldron.
21.10.2025 00:42 β π 3445 π 411 π¬ 63 π 9This dog has exactly two parts: tongue (function) and body (aesthetic)
13.09.2025 13:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between initialized & uninitialized memory. you imbecile. you fucking moron"
08.09.2025 08:19 β π 36 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0Email from YouTube: ACM Sigplan, congrats on 10000 subscribers
LFG
29.07.2025 16:28 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Post on /r/transgenderUK entitled βReddit now censors LGBTQ+ content under OFCOMβs new βOnline Safety Actββ
post text: βI honestly can't even think of words to describe how vile this is. Here's a screenshot of what I now see when I search "lgbt" with my VPN switched off. Occasionally a banner appears at the top of the screen saying something about needing to verify ID to access "mature content" but the button doesn't even work. The fact that we're now considered "mature content" makes me feel sick.β
The screenshot referenced in the previous image, showing the results of a search on Reddit for the term LGBT. No results from LGBT-specific subreddits appear; instead, posts from /r/Conservative, /r/Islam, /r/JustUnsubbed, etc are highlighted.
the UKβs Internet age verification law has led to the effective censorship of all LGBT content on Reddit
what a shocking and unexpected turn of events!
Can't wait until you land in front of some conference venue
06.07.2025 19:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My father in law is a compiler. We were in an irreducible control flow graph and I asked him what it would cost to build it today. I will never forget his answerβ¦ βWe canβt, we donβt know how to do it.β
03.07.2025 09:10 β π 38 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0Object Identity is the curse of all JIT optimizations
23.06.2025 16:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Wonβt
17.06.2025 15:37 β π 7066 π 1471 π¬ 69 π 96Whaaaaaat the fuck
17.06.2025 03:30 β π 1523 π 550 π¬ 88 π 92getting to use an interoffice pneumatic tube system would fix me
15.06.2025 15:48 β π 3313 π 326 π¬ 110 π 38Hi everyone
I was denied entry, detained, and deported from the USA over the last 48 hours because of my reporting on the Columbia student protests
I arrived back in Melbourne hours ago and had my phone handed back to me upon landing
What's upvar?
14.06.2025 23:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Typing and snapping things together
14.06.2025 03:56 β π 49 π 7 π¬ 0 π 1xkcd comic 2347 "All modern digital infrastructure" with one small important block near the bottom replaced with an inclusive pride flag
02.06.2025 09:52 β π 2421 π 666 π¬ 8 π 26lol it was a null pointer
14.06.2025 10:52 β π 382 π 85 π¬ 18 π 12