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Guilherme Espada

@guipsp.bsky.social

PhD Student at the University of Lisbon Working on Static Resource Analysis and Probabilistic Programming Mastadon: @GUIpsp@types.pl Dorothy is my bestie

37 Followers  |  80 Following  |  45 Posts  |  Joined: 21.08.2023  |  2.0274

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Can you link it?

19.02.2026 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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ACM SIGPLAN Special Interest Group on Programming Languages The ACM Special Interest Group on Programming Languages (SIGPLAN) explores programming language concepts and tools, focusing on design, implementation, ...

(1/5) We are happy to announce the release of our POPL'26 coverage totaling over 230 talks and presentations across co-located events: POPL, Dafny, LAFI, PriSC, CPP, PlanQC, VMCAI, PEPM, RocqPL, and WITS!
youtube.com/@acmsigplan

27.01.2026 13:06 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You used to be able to "inspect element" in this country. You used to be able to download video

21.01.2026 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3564    πŸ” 405    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 14

Guy who went to mime school: that’s a video. That’s a picture. That’s an octet stream.

13.01.2026 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 578    πŸ” 64    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 4
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S3 Provider Comparison S3-backed Nix binary cache with garbage collection - Mic92/niks3

Nope, I did manage to find the link: github.com/Mic92/niks3/...

04.01.2026 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It is known to be slow, according to some S3-backed nix cache project whose name escapes me right now

04.01.2026 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

cloudflare's on-duty IT staff bangs on the doors which I have padlocked from the inside as I calmly break open lava lamp after lava lamp and drink the contents

18.11.2025 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2111    πŸ” 564    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 10
Checkbox: I agree to Extreme Pizza

Checkbox: I agree to Extreme Pizza

16.11.2025 06:30 β€” πŸ‘ 5341    πŸ” 1193    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 47

Devilish

14.11.2025 09:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
our blessed / their barbarous meme, with same text on both sides: portability library, bespoke abstractions, project governance, use of relaxed memory ordering, build system integration

our blessed / their barbarous meme, with same text on both sides: portability library, bespoke abstractions, project governance, use of relaxed memory ordering, build system integration

12.11.2025 09:50 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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TFW u open BlueSky and a bunch of ppl are vaguely posting about the same shit

13.08.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 4805    πŸ” 1309    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 23

I thought the vscode ssh extension's automatic port forwarding feature was neat and assumed it was doing something smart like watching procfs but no it's looking for localhost URIs in stdout

11.11.2025 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 146    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 2
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You know shit's getting serious once they start using words you usually only hear over a boiling cauldron.

21.10.2025 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3445    πŸ” 411    πŸ’¬ 63    πŸ“Œ 9

This dog has exactly two parts: tongue (function) and body (aesthetic)

13.09.2025 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between initialized & uninitialized memory. you imbecile. you fucking moron"

08.09.2025 08:19 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Email from YouTube: ACM Sigplan, congrats on 10000 subscribers

Email from YouTube: ACM Sigplan, congrats on 10000 subscribers

LFG

29.07.2025 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post on /r/transgenderUK entitled β€œReddit now censors LGBTQ+ content under OFCOM’s new β€˜Online Safety Act’”

Post on /r/transgenderUK entitled β€œReddit now censors LGBTQ+ content under OFCOM’s new β€˜Online Safety Act’”

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β€œI honestly can't even think of words to describe how vile this is. Here's a screenshot of what I now see when I search "lgbt" with my VPN switched off. Occasionally a banner appears at the top of the screen saying something about needing to verify ID to access "mature content" but the button doesn't even work. The fact that we're now considered "mature content" makes me feel sick.”

post text: β€œI honestly can't even think of words to describe how vile this is. Here's a screenshot of what I now see when I search "lgbt" with my VPN switched off. Occasionally a banner appears at the top of the screen saying something about needing to verify ID to access "mature content" but the button doesn't even work. The fact that we're now considered "mature content" makes me feel sick.”

The screenshot referenced in the previous image, showing the results of a search on Reddit for the term LGBT. No results from LGBT-specific subreddits appear; instead, posts from /r/Conservative, /r/Islam, /r/JustUnsubbed, etc are highlighted.

The screenshot referenced in the previous image, showing the results of a search on Reddit for the term LGBT. No results from LGBT-specific subreddits appear; instead, posts from /r/Conservative, /r/Islam, /r/JustUnsubbed, etc are highlighted.

the UK’s Internet age verification law has led to the effective censorship of all LGBT content on Reddit

what a shocking and unexpected turn of events!

25.07.2025 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 7561    πŸ” 3736    πŸ’¬ 74    πŸ“Œ 228

Can't wait until you land in front of some conference venue

06.07.2025 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My father in law is a compiler. We were in an irreducible control flow graph and I asked him what it would cost to build it today. I will never forget his answer… β€˜We can’t, we don’t know how to do it.’

03.07.2025 09:10 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Object Identity is the curse of all JIT optimizations

23.06.2025 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

17.06.2025 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 7066    πŸ” 1471    πŸ’¬ 69    πŸ“Œ 96

Whaaaaaat the fuck

17.06.2025 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1523    πŸ” 550    πŸ’¬ 88    πŸ“Œ 92

getting to use an interoffice pneumatic tube system would fix me

15.06.2025 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3313    πŸ” 326    πŸ’¬ 110    πŸ“Œ 38

Hi everyone

I was denied entry, detained, and deported from the USA over the last 48 hours because of my reporting on the Columbia student protests

I arrived back in Melbourne hours ago and had my phone handed back to me upon landing

14.06.2025 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 11747    πŸ” 4982    πŸ’¬ 223    πŸ“Œ 485

What's upvar?

14.06.2025 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Typing and snapping things together

14.06.2025 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
xkcd comic 2347 "All modern digital infrastructure" with one small important block near the bottom replaced with an inclusive pride flag

xkcd comic 2347 "All modern digital infrastructure" with one small important block near the bottom replaced with an inclusive pride flag

02.06.2025 09:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2421    πŸ” 666    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 26

lol it was a null pointer

14.06.2025 10:52 β€” πŸ‘ 382    πŸ” 85    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 12

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