Jesus Freakin Congress's Avatar

Jesus Freakin Congress

@thejfreakinc.bsky.social

The problem with political jokes is they get elected. Running for U.S. congress in 2027. Political humor on Tiktok, & some serious ones because our ๐ŸŒŽis on ๐Ÿ”ฅ TikTok: @theJFC

13,827 Followers  |  776 Following  |  173 Posts  |  Joined: 10.11.2024  |  1.6123

Latest posts by thejfreakinc.bsky.social on Bluesky

Post image

What makes Chicago truly great is its diversity.

Each neighborhood is a world of its ownโ€ฆfull of unique cultures, flavors, shops, art and people.

Chicago IS America, and what makes America great is exactly this: the richness of its diversity.

06.10.2025 19:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

The โ€œmurder capitalโ€ of the world? Colima, Mexico.

The U.S. top five?
1. St. Louis, MO โ€” ~69.4 per 100k
2. Baltimore, MD โ€” ~51.1
3. New Orleans, LA โ€” ~40.6
4. Detroit, MI โ€” ~39.7
5. Cleveland, OH โ€” ~33.7

Notice anything missing? Yeahโ€ฆ Chicago.

02.09.2025 22:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

In case you missed it: Russia reportedly has Trumpโ€™s infamous golden shower tapes and is threatening to use them if he doesnโ€™t fall in line.

Because nothing screams โ€œstrong leadershipโ€ like being openly blackmailed by a hostile foreign power on Twitter.

04.08.2025 17:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image Post image

Does everyone get it yet?!?

04.07.2025 02:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Republicans claim to care so much about crime ratesโ€ฆ

Yet, they are attacking sanctuary cities, which were designed to help lower crime rates and help improve public safety.

So, what is this administration really trying to do, with their ICE raids, targeting sanctuary cities?

12.06.2025 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Something about forcing a family to keep their brain dead wife, and mother, on life support, because she is pregnant, is givingโ€ฆ republicans think of women as nothing more than an incubator.

15.05.2025 00:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trump pretending to be Christian on Hitlerโ€™s birthday, feels very fitting.

20.04.2025 16:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I donโ€™t know who needs to hear this, butโ€ฆ

RFK Jr is pushing eugenics with everything he said about autism. He is setting the groundwork so getting an autism diagnosis puts a flag on your back for extermination.

And no, Iโ€™m not over exaggerating.

17.04.2025 20:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

If you arenโ€™t on Twitter, you might not be aware that this administration is blatantly lying about Abrego Garcia being a criminal.

& today they started justifying wrongfully sending him to an extermination camp because a white woman was murdered by a completely different man.

Yeah, we are fucked

16.04.2025 23:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The El Salvador prison is an extermination camp, and the president of the United States just said he wants to send U.S. citizens there.

14.04.2025 19:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 117    ๐Ÿ” 39    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

You know republicans are idiots when they say, โ€œThis is why you elect a businessman.โ€

Trump bankrupted 6 businessesโ€ฆ

10.04.2025 16:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 36    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trump shut down the only CDC lab tracking drug resistant gonorrhea.

& when untreated, gonorrhea can cause infertility.

Which seems odd since Republicans are so invested in increasing birth ratesโ€ฆ

Until you learn that Black Americans experience the highest rate of gonorrhea.

08.04.2025 20:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Forcing someone to put their life, and health, in danger, for the chance to create another life, isnโ€™t pro-lifeโ€ฆ

Pro-life is caring about the life that already exists, and wanting to help continue that life.

27.03.2025 17:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She was 19 weeks. They determined it was a MISCARRIAGE, and a miscarriage at 19 weeks you will experience vaginal bleeding, cramping, and potentially passing tissue or blood clots... The police took her TISSUE AND BLOOD CLOTS to be tested.

26.03.2025 14:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A 24 year old woman was arrested in Georgia for having a MISCARRIAGE. All because she didnโ€™t dispose of tissue remains properly.

Most women miscarry in a toiletโ€ฆ 1/5 pregnancies end in a miscarriage. And now, Republicans are ARRESTING women for having them.

A MISCARRIAGE.

26.03.2025 14:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So, which the chat leak, we can all finally agree that Republicans donโ€™t give a F about our troops, right?

Because, even before the leak, they have been knowingly putting thousands of troops at risk by not using a secure form of communication.

25.03.2025 16:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Notice how the most uneducated people are the ones cheering on abolishing the Department of Education?

21.03.2025 01:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 130    ๐Ÿ” 31    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Wait one secondโ€ฆ insurance companies are not obligated to cover terrorism losses?!

So, that means, if the attacks on Tesla cars are terrorism, like Republicans have been claiming, the insurance companies do not have to cover the damages.

Just another reason not to buy a Tesla.

19.03.2025 18:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

The presidential fitness test can only be brought back if the president also has to pass this test.

18.03.2025 21:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Invoking the Alien Enemies Act of 1798, especially when America isnโ€™t at war with any country, is authoritarianism.

And, declaring it illegal for a news source to speak negatively about a president, is also authoritarianism.

So why are we pretending Trump isnโ€™t an authoritarian?

16.03.2025 12:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

Clearly Elon is freaking out about Teslaโ€™s stock plummeting. So, on that noteโ€ฆ

Stop trying to make Tesla happen, White House, itโ€™s not going to happen.

11.03.2025 22:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

You mean to tell me that DOGE is actually CAUSING wasteful spending?!?

๐Ÿคฏ

09.03.2025 19:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I heard they didโ€ฆ so Iโ€™m hoping thatโ€™s true, for the sake of our democracy.

24.02.2025 16:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Video thumbnail

I think the funniest part about Republicans not understanding basic history is watching the U.S. military sing โ€œOne Day Moreโ€ from Les Mis, at the 2025 Governors Ballโ€ฆ

Les Mis is about the French Revolution, where the people rose up against King Louis XVI's absolute monarchy.๐Ÿ˜น

24.02.2025 13:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 76    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

The Trump administration is using executive orders to see who blindly follows, anyone who doesnโ€™t will be a target.

This is just the beginning.

22.02.2025 16:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

We have a better chance of an asteroid hitting earth than DOGE finding a significant amount of government waste.

18.02.2025 22:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 269    ๐Ÿ” 70    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

Does anyone else feel like they are watching a tv show, or in a fever dream, while watching the U.S. fall to an authoritarian regime?

17.02.2025 17:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 229    ๐Ÿ” 30    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 27    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
Post image

Just a reminder, this administration doesnโ€™t care about wasteful spendingโ€ฆ they just care if our taxes arenโ€™t going into the Oligarchโ€™s pocket.

13.02.2025 16:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 163    ๐Ÿ” 75    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
Post image

The fact that an Oligarch is standing in the Oval Office, speaking to the press about gutting government funding that he finds wasteful, without any congressional oversight, should be a huge fucking red flag.

12.02.2025 00:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 741    ๐Ÿ” 191    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

8,000 undocumented immigrants have already been released, by ICE, back into the U.S. bc we canโ€™t afford to mass deport them all.

In other words, Donald Trump lied to MAGA, and either itโ€™s not a crime to be undocumented in the U.Sโ€ฆ or Donald Trump is releasing thousands of criminals into the USโ€ฆ

04.02.2025 17:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@thejfreakinc is following 20 prominent accounts