Terry 🔪

YouTube video by Epitaph Records From First To Last - "Ride The Wings Of Pestilence"

Long live 240p

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How Long

Why did I sleep on this band for so long?

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“Uhhh I just like to read the articles!”

- me when someone finds out about my OnlyFans subscriptions

Daily affirmations: I will NEVER be 20 years old ever again.

Practicing self-care by just not looking at Credit Karma too much

“the fall edit” 90s emo band ass name

👈👈👈 this stupid asshole is seeing Lorde tomorrow night 😊

Shoutout to the guy who came to my workplace today wearing this shirt 👇

Chat Jeepy Tea

“OMG, Liz. Look at you and me and our biological clocks. You’re going baby crazy and I keep getting turned on by car accidents!”

An old lady at work today mistook me for a woman lol.

That’s just the price of being FUCKIN gorgeous 👁️ 👄 👁️ 💅

Days like this I wish Anthony Jeselnik was still on Twitter.

I wish!!!

Had a dream last night that I was at a house show watching a local band cover “Shmap’n Shmazz” by Cap’n Jazz in its entirety. Then suddenly Isabela Merced showed up and started flirting with me.

I fear I may have scared my work crush by doing my classic bit, “John Lennon telling Paul McCartney about how much fun he had on Epstein island”

My maladaptive daydreams are lame as fuck.

Like why does it genuinely ease my anxiety imagining myself on a chill podcast talking about Metroid II: Return of Samus?

Neighbor gave me $50 for helping her set up her new TV.

Took me like less than a half hour to do but hey! I’m sure as hell not gonna turn down some extra cash!

Plus even if I DO stick around for it , by the time I leave the theater it’ll be really late and Lyft prices will probably be pretty bad

Making the painful decision of skipping Batman Returns at tonight’s double feature ‘cause it starts at 10PM and I KNOW my old ass is gonna be too tired by then.

NOT having a slice of pizza from my workplace cafeteria basically every day is a battle I am losing

Daily affirmations: my situational/spatial awareness is SO much better than the average pedestrian or person in a grocery store

10 day forecasts have looked like this all summer but every single day still ends up being 95 goddamn degrees

All the hottest guys have a minor case of plantar fasciitis

These two are more important to me than any of you will ever understand.

“Enter PIN or press OK to bypass”

Alright then why bother giving me the option to enter my PIN to begin with?? Of COURSE I’m going with whatever makes me press fewer buttons!!!

“When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘John Lennon.’ They told me I didn’t understand the assignment. And I told them I’m John Lennon.”

Vanus Empty Dead Poetic · New Medicines · Song · 2004

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Olivia Rodrigo, Olaughia Rodrigo, Olovia Rodrigo

I first learned the terms “deuteragonist” and “tritagonist” from reading the Wikipedia page for Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide in grade school

Society: i’m trans

Trans person: okay

Bill Cosby album title: “Benson, Oh Benson, Dear Brotherly Bedfellow Benson… ‘Enough!’ I Must Bellow To This Fellow For His Finaglin’ Fingers a-Creepin’ Like a Crawler Down Billy’s Zippedy Zipper…!!! …???”