Kat

Pulling any groin muscle is the worst because it's always from you barely doing anything and now you can't walk and just trying to breath makes it hurt 😭 I was just trying to put on my shoe why do I gotta be on the verge of throwing up now

Got called "transtifa" and will only be accepting that it means I was assigned fascist at birth and had to transition to being antifascist

"An asset should never cost you money" my brother in Christ have you ever had a business class in your life because I'm about to combust

It actually disgusts me that I have family that can excuse the genocide in Gaza. They excuse it because a group from the nation attacked the Jewish State but is that not what the Germans did while Jews were persecuted during the Holocaust? They disgrace our heritage.

Having tinnitus with headphones in is definitely a feeling and oh boy is it not a fun one

a yellow smiley face with its mouth open and a fist in the air . ALT: a yellow smiley face with its mouth open and a fist in the air .

My work changed the guest wifi password 😭 there's no service anywhere near the building and they changed the password

At some point I get to add property manager to my resume with how often I've managed tenant related issues for my dad

Downside of periods: usually when I go pee the toilet water doesn't become red but this time it did so I was just very concerned I pissed blood and couldn't tell (it didn't hurt and neither do my kidneys so it's probably fine)

New recession indicator: getting ads for water country

My oldest brother thinks being asexual is a mental illness because he thinks it only means being able to reproduce without a partner and in true 4chan fashion cannot comprehend that it means someone isn't interested in sex

I made hot chocolate at work, the kind where you have to use milk (yes my work has a caf) and in my hast to buy it I didn't check the date and while drinking it had the misfortune of having a curdle with the texture of phlegm. It was a miracle I didn't vomit on the spot. Still might tho

A guy bitching about men getting blamed for the patriarchy then saying "well I wouldn't hold you accountable for all the evil things hot alt women have done" literally tells me everything I needed to know about bro. I'm sure the "evil" done by hot alt women truly compares to what men have done 🙄

Part of my suspension snapped on my way home and when I told my grandpa we'd have to move his old Ford off the lift he said "well not everything's about you" ITS NOT BUT I HAVE WORK ON MONDAY AND HIS ANTIQUE HAS BEEN ON THE LIFT FOR A MONTH FFS

Ex-roommate: I can't get my car tonight something came up
Me: okay tell my dad too then
(My dad's the landlord not me)
Ex-roommate: *posts concert video on story*

Yeah we're not gonna be friends after this especially since he was supposed to get rid of the car by the 3rd per his own selected date.

Life hack: use the block button for irl problems if you basically never have to see the person

some people really overestimate their friendship with you 😬

To add: I installed the new door handles because the other guy living there (my brother's friend) before this guy moved in complained about the same thing and when I gave this guy his key I told him as such. Like damn if only there was some way to keep my brother out when you weren't home 🫩

Ex-roommate: I lost the key to my room but I never used it so it should be in the room still.
Also ex-roommate: your brother would go in my room while I wasn't home and would steal my stuff.
Gosh I wonder why the interior doors have locks with keys 🤔

Had to text a roommate about getting the last of his stuff bc it's been 4 days past when he said he'd be out and he was shocked that the wooden desk he left outside for 3 days was slightly broken like it hasn't been 60% humidity minimum all week.

A little girl told my boyfriend that him and his coworker were the originators of gay. This was because the coworker was in a faux fighting stance and my boyfriend opened his fist to hold his hand and said "make love not war."

At a point with this administration that I'm pro whatever China has going on government wise

Someone painted ICE under STOP on a sign and it made my day better :)

Sorry I actually need to go touch grass because what the fuck is a "cisgender trans man" WHAT DOES THAT MEAN DAWG

I love learning how to cook foods I like because now it only costs me $10 to have chicken wings

It was for a 60 minute course video about becoming a better leader or something so like an alpha male course scam

Why does YouTube think I'm a Christian male with a porn addiction 😭😭 (I just got the most specific ad I've ever gotten in my life)

I actually love using the "what does this mean? I'm employed" line against people using internet exclusive terms like TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome) I also love pretending like I don't know what it means to see if they'll explain it (they don't)

I love when my earbuds latch onto my earring while I'm putting them in definitely doesn't hurt not even a little 🥲

How does one tell a friend that they want to miss their birthday party because the concept of driving to their apartment with on street only parking 10 minutes outside of a major city makes them want to commit seppuku? Asking for a friend

Having someone say "I miss you" when the only conversations you've ever had is "how's it going, good you, good" is so ick to me like what do you miss the modicum of attention you got from me saying "good, you?" It's so insincere and superficial to me and it's gross 😑