Kat

Hey actually why THE FUCK does my phone have an "advertising ID" that I had to delete so it stopped giving my data to apps for personalized ads?

NewPipe can't be allowed to display over other apps without two additional steps to manually override it bc it "might put my personal and financial info at risk" but Google Assistant by default has access to everything single one of my apps and I have to manually disable it for each one? Yea sure 🙄

Best place I've ever hidden a key is inside a one piece figure so I can make "THE ONE PIECE THE ONE PIECE IS REALLLLLLLL" the reminder

Playing "how long can I sit perfectly still so my vertigo doesn't make me throw up bc my boss is training and I don't want to ask if I can leave in front of two other people" so far I'm at 10 minutes (Ive been fighting for my life since 8:10 it's currently 11:12)

GUYS I DIDNT THINK BRO ACTUALLY DID IT BUT BALL WORSHIP GUY ACTUALLY SPENT THIRTY FIVE DOLLARS ON MY OF 💀💀💀

Ball worshipper can't use facts and logic as the "superior sex" so he waited until the end of the argument to copy and paste my OF bio and pull the "why would I argue with a whore" card like I didn't mention the OF 6 times prior in the convo 🙄 maybe I'll get lucky and he'll have bought something 😮‍💨

GUYS THEYRE BALL WORSHIPPERS at least that's what I'm calling them bc that's what they are

(context: one of those guys that has a fetish about how balls are superior to all women parts) "Oh yeah well your sexual organs have no protection against sexual assault" Is your asshole an impenetrable fortress 🤨 also high key denying male victims because boners are involuntary

"I guess I'll fuck myself, I'm so over today" bbg don't vague post on your main I want the tea

Biggest compliment is having my friends say I should be an event planner because I'm so good at hosting

I'm always so concerned with the audacity of people on the Internet

Guys it was because some idiot on tiktok used the word invented as a synonym for discovered so she thought it was fucking created in Lyme, Connecticut 😭

How it felt when my coworker to my face said the disease I had (Lyme) was man made (it is not) because "when I was a kid we never had that or ticks for that matter" (I assure you, you did)

Holy shit my dad almost kind of apologized for sending me a video that open with a horrible take about rape 😱

Every day I learn that the average American has no idea how taxation works. No you aren't losing 35% of your income to taxes even in the 24% bracket your actual tax rate is closer to 20% than 40%. The real loss of income comes from privatized insurance 🫩

I find it irritating that I can save a location for my weather app but to see the current weather for said location *I* have to have my phone's location on. The weather doesn't update based on my location, just to see my town's weather even when I'm not home my location has to be on.

One of my tiktok muuts has the worst takes ever and has slowly started spouting more right wing talking points and I had to unfollow. Bro why are you trying to discredit the Vogue "having a bf is embarrassing" article with "well if I don't see it as embarrassing it isn't" THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS

Second male lead but he's actually insanely gay for the first male lead (Betrothed to my Sister's Ex)

(cont) I have a pfp with dyed hair on Facebook from TWO YEARS AGO and every time without fail these R slur Republicans try to use it as an insult because they can't make an intelligent point to save their damn lives. "Why don't you care about Sudan" bc the US isn't actively funding it fucknuts

I can't go on Facebook bc literally everything on it just pisses me off so much. My dad sent me so fucking bullshit thats anti immigrant that talks about rape and how "the state covers it up" wow news flash no one in this damn country does shit about rape FUCKING SHOCKER

Two of my friends broke up and one is taking it so badly 😭

Aura farming at work bc I actually wore a costume and it's cunty AF

It's always "men experience prejudice from women like being called a 'creep' for trying to ask them out" and never "men experience prejudice like male SA victims not being believed bc other men think they're 'lucky'" and that's how I know you're an incel that doesn't actually care about male issues

Boutta unironically make a sex playlist that's basically just And One bc why is it actually the best??

To add this has been going on since I started. My boss gave me a bucket full of lindt chocolates and they were gone within a month and I only had 3, I filled this with mini Hershey bars had at most 10 before there were only a couple left in the tub, repeat with more Hersheys, kitkats, etc. 😤

Had to sort my candy at work so I can tell when the cleaner takes a damn fistful. Literally just filled it to the top with m&m packs 2 weeks and a full inch was missing without anyone including myself taking any 😡

For just dental, vision, and misc accident insurance it costs me $511 per year with dental being $340 of that. Explain to me again how this is somehow a better system than universal healthcare? Keep in mind I'm not paying for medical insurance in this list because dental and vision are *separate*

I'M JUST TRYNNA BUY MILK I GAVE YOU THE 50 CENTS LEAVE ME ALONE 🗣️🗣️

Starting a counter for every time this creepy guy at my work has reminded me of his name, was at 4 or 5 before today calling it 5 officially. Before he said it for the millionth time today he asked if my bro's gf was his gf then asked how my brother was bc he needed an excuse to talk to me 🫩

I just spent 30 minutes emailing IT bc they changed VPNs so mine stopped working and they go "well you're supposed to use this one" okay well how am I supposed to know that if you don't send an email but WHATS THAT I DIDNT EVEN HAVE AN ACCOUNT FOR IT anyway took them 10 minutes to figure that out