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You dont even have to do print to demand anymore. You have infuriated and burned so much of your player base. 5 out of 7 Playstation lairs *still* for sale a week on, and I dont think because you made more of them than usual.

It's because nobody cares anymore. And it's your own fault.

Meteor strike, please

It's easy to eliminate all the "problem" recipients if you eliminate all the recipients. And yes I do know how that reads and yes that is their goal.

Somebody had the "screenshot from every episode" idea and *then* realized that there are very few iconic still images from the show that would work as card art, and fewer still after they took a bunch of them for the main set. Okay idea, TERRIBLE execution.

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Hey remember when you switched to limited supply and the excuse was "to help shorten delivery windows" and now your delivery window is as long as four months?

You understand we can see when you're actively lying to people, right?

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Nobody would need to get on a soapbox about the reserve list if WOTC would just stop pretending that it needs to exist and actually reprint the cards.

There's a video of Churchill going down a waterslide backwards that I'm sure there's a 10-hour loop of somewhere

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There is no defensible middle ground between sense and nonsense. Saying you want a space with more nonsense is a bad take. It's a rough spot to not move off Twitter because "what will the Nazis think of me? They'll think I'm biased against them"

YOU SHOULD BE

We can start calling them American Oligarchs, right?

Man's committed a lot of crimes but that tie might crack the top 10.

I once drove through Nashville and I saw a Tim Pool billboard and I literally felt like Peacemaker crossing into the Nazi universe.

If I say "pretty please", will you slow down with the set releases? 7 a year is absolutely unsustainable, its gonna overwhelm Standard completely, and let's not pretend it's being done for any reason other than WOTC having dollar signs in their eyes.

Blink twice if you need help, Mark. Seriously.

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Unironically enjoyed it. Hope there's more someday!

The Dude has spoken:

"ICE? Let's get ICE off our streets and into our beverages. This aggression will not stand. Let's just abide together"

Its real, its from March

He's licking the boot of the state so hard he's gonna be shitting shoelaces for the rest of his life.

Two of my originals are looking for new homes:
Linden, the Steadfast Queen 18"x24" oil on canvas
Kenrith Family Portrait 30"x40" oil on canvas
There is no current price in mind, and I would be happy to forward any offers to the current owner of the paintings. #mtgart #mtg

"No more gender delusions" said Hunchback Hegseth, mistakenly thinking he's a man.

Convicted felon
Sex offender
Probable *child* sex predator
Tyrant
Shitty businessman
Shitty decorator
Bad dad

Which one would upset him the most? Correct, its shitty decorator.

You've got issues, dude

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The only accurate thing here is how tiny he is in that chair

What's nice about the Christian theocratic fascists is they like to let you know that they are Christian theocratic fascists.

Isn't "I'm going to verbally abuse and dehumanize you until you attack me physically and then pretend I don't know why you're attacking me and paint you like the aggressor" one of her main "bad guy" archetypes?