@longscope.bsky.social
Pronounced with an UMPTY. The guy who paints the things you like. β πΊπππ πͺππππππ- http://bit.ly/LSEnlist β
Billionaires are only allowed to fail upwards.
05.02.2026 16:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My guess is that Sen. Mark Kelly should and probably will run for President. If so, he will be my first choice in the primary.
04.02.2026 23:35 β π 819 π 121 π¬ 63 π 12Im not sure if he means this an an insult but a) it's not and b) pretty sure TC could kick his ass, Hegseth's ass, Miller's ass and Vance's ass at the same time.
05.02.2026 14:56 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Only in his syphilis ravaged brain, was the word Christmas ever "almost gone"
05.02.2026 15:08 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Them: Our Christian values are why we voted for Trump
Trump:
jesus he really went "they were no angels"
05.02.2026 13:49 β π 176 π 28 π¬ 10 π 0What kinda Glamor Shots BS is that bondi pic.
05.02.2026 13:09 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Starfleet Academy ep5 is SUPER #DS9 heavy.
Goes into Sisko in a big way.
I really liked the way they set it up with S.A.M.
Let me tell ye of my life on the high seas.
05.02.2026 10:06 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0between all the bookstores he put out of business and now the books section of the WaPo, you could make a case that Jeff Bezos is the greatest enemy of literacy there has ever been.
05.02.2026 09:49 β π 505 π 96 π¬ 7 π 2They ABSOLUTELY do not know that.
05.02.2026 05:54 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Wordle 1,691 3/6
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05.02.2026 05:16 β π 9148 π 2618 π¬ 609 π 260Lol!
It sounds so Trumpian.
Words without understanding.
Never use the term Quantum on its own.
It sounds stupid.
If you must, say Quantum Computing or Quantum Technology.
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He was also amazing in RED BELT as the dojo owner.
That movie CRUSHED me.
RFK jr breaking open a freezer in the back of CDC to chew on some guinea worms and avert this dreadful outcome
04.02.2026 19:08 β π 47 π 11 π¬ 2 π 0
THOU SHALT NOT PROTECT PEDOS!!! WHY THE FUCK IS THIS SENDERβS NAME REDACTED?!?
04.02.2026 01:59 β π 5792 π 1746 π¬ 266 π 116More like 20,000 moms.
Theyre not as influential as they wish they were.
Oh hell yeah.
He was so good as The Agent.
"There is no place for me there. I am a monster."
βCBS Newsβ newest βstarβ contributor Peter Attia once chose to meet with Jeffrey Epsteinβignoring his wifeβs plea to come to the hospital where their infant son was being treated.β
04.02.2026 13:09 β π 726 π 280 π¬ 1 π 66This is gonna be amazing.
05.02.2026 00:01 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0Just another Pedo.
04.02.2026 23:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh they'll just use Ai now.
04.02.2026 23:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0There's blank empty looks, and then there's this:
04.02.2026 22:57 β π 1025 π 183 π¬ 87 π 10Donβt believe the claims about βkids safetyβ behind the push for Online ID checks. They are and always have been about surveillance and censorship.
@cassiewillson.bsky.social is spot on in this video
RFK, jr. is the worst person you ever met at a party in california, patel is the worst guy you ever encountered at the gym, bondi is the worst person you ever met at church, bessent is the worst person you have ever met at a conference, all these people are the worst versions of every stereotype
04.02.2026 18:11 β π 3605 π 762 π¬ 79 π 29Totally forgot to add this but someone mentioned how eerie it is that a train track is running near the area and it actually runs directly behind the proposed concentration camp. This video is from the parking lot:
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