Count LongScope-ula

Good lord.

@apnews.com

He's dying.
Calling it now.

They think its aluminum.

The NYC subway, pithily summing up my current novel-in-progress.

i am not saying the world has gone completely bonkers but
the world has gone absolutely completely bonkers

The White House Antifa Roundtable is one of the best displays I’ve seen of this-is-how-bad-it’s-gotten — just a sewer of open fascism, dementia, morons and freaks, and incoherent rage.

she doesn't even go here!

Supreme Court: of course states can regulate, and restrict access to, medical procedures if there’s a compelling public interest

Colorado: (bans conversion therapy for minors)

Supreme Court: no not like that, we only meant abortion

A Presbyterian minister is holding his arms open, offering ICE agents salvation, gets maced in the face. Photo by Ashlee Rezin of the Chicago Sun-Times

This is one of those images that is gonna get circulated. When a Presbyterian minister is holding his arms open, offering ICE agents salvation, gets maced in the face by the thugs. This is biblical martyrdom shit.

The "chemtrails" that idiots see in the sky.

Stephen Miller said the quiet part out loud. Trump has “plenary authority,” then suddenly went silent. Their plan wasn’t to be public yet. Clearly, someone hit the panic button in his earpiece.

It gets weirder: CNN uploaded the interview with the “plenary authority” comment edited out.
1/2

Heya PC gamers:

Just a reminder that if you're updating MSI Afterburner today you should ONLY download it from MSI's official website.

That's MSI dot com. Be 100% certain of the address, because there have been fakes released with malware and ransomware.

She sat in the chair, but she answered nothing.

That doesn't count as testifying.

Gross

Oregon National Guard Adjutant General, General Gronewold says if they are federalized, that he will advise the Title 10 commander to utilize National Guard Troops to PROTECT protesters at ICE facilities. This is the right answer.

Super useful in sensitive scientific equipment.
Its an amazing conductor.

But otherwise... yeah.

Since SNL is back I want to mention that short term cast member Luke Mones had an idea for a sketch they never did where a guy on death row is asked what he wants for his last meal and he says Olive Garden’s Never Ending Soup and Breadsticks and they can never execute him because he keeps eating

CNN: The judge presiding over the prosecution of Jim Comey has agreed to Comey’s request to schedule a near term trial. Comey asked for a Jan 12 trial date. The judge went with Jan 5. Comey is counting on the gov’t not being ready for trial. A good bet.

ICE to Buy Tool that Tracks Locations of Hundreds of Millions of Phones Every Day Documents show that ICE has gone back on its decision to not use location data remotely harvested from peoples' phones. The database is updated every day with billions of pieces of location data.

ICE has bought access to an “all-in-one” surveillance tool that gives it updated location data from hundreds of millions of phones, putting us all at risk of being tracked.

The government can’t be allowed to surveil us simply for having a cell phone.

We would like to thank Kristi Noem for bringing cameras with her everywhere and collecting evidence for her future trial at The Hague.

The fact that everything is always chaos, does not help.

hey if a friend of a friend shows up in the group chat and is like 'we should charlie kirk some mfs who's in'

yeah

feeeeeeedddddddddddddddds

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

Welcome to SCAMerica.

🎶Thicker than
A deep dish pie
Joints are sore
Blood pressure high
Pudding, flan
And crème brûlée
None are safe
From the Green Beignets🎶

Johnson: Miss Grijalva has not yet had a scheduled date because she was elected after the house was out of session,

Gallego: You don't want her to be on the Epstein discharge.

Johnson: You guys are experts at red herrings.

Gallego: This is an excuse