Owlsys

Bobson Dugnutt 4 President

who up trying to see my egg-producing equipment

..... It is once again a terrible day to have eyes

....I hope this POS dies lonely and a virgin.

It's 2:36 PM PST and I'm glad you're alive.

Thanks for being here with me.

#MakeKindnessNormal

Jesus Christ. It starts out semi normal in the West, but then you go East and it's like "Oh... Oh.... Oh no. Oh dear God."

it’s called shitposting because sittin’ on the toilet shouldn’t stop you

Furthest I've been:

N: Ullapool, Scotland
E: Munich, Germany
S: Bay Islands, Honduras
W: Honolulu, Hawaii

I would wade through a sea of gore and viscera for Cheddar Bob. I would destroy nations. I would lay the broken crowns of the earth at his paws.

He's no General Booty but neither are you, kid.

MINNESOTA. HIS NAME IS CHEDDAR BOB. GO ADOPT HIM RIGHT MEOW.

This is also funny because we used to have a running back literally named Jeremy Smith.
But yes, absolutely correct. After the season we had last year, we need a HAUSS to take over.

Might be kinda hard to find a burrito combination he hasn't at least concocted in his head, but if we're spending $10k we're damn sure willing to make it as weird as we possibly can!

Okay this is outstanding. Yay QT!!!

Absolutely yes

Goddamn I love me some Liz Warren.

Alex on twitter writes: "Someone on Twitter writes: "You’re a menswear writer. You don’t know anything about manufacturing in America, or steel mills, or metallurgy, or CNC machining, or how anything is produced from raw material into a finished product in this country or anywhere. Stick to writing about “men’s fashion."" I reply: "i actually had a career in knifemaking before this. the reason why you can't avoid tariffs in knifemaking is because everyone relies on Gobelin machinery. are you aware of this?" Alex replies: "Gobelin machinery? What exactly are you referring to?" I reply: "you Gobelin DEEZ NUTS!"

"stick to menswear"

QWASOOOOO

Post a random picture or everything will go bad in August

There's always money for wars and other stupid shit, but never money for things that will actively improve the lives of regular American people.

This one is NOT a bug! See, I'm good at this!

I, too, can identify bugs.

This is one definitely a bug.

Bill Burr Says ‘CNN and Fox News Are a F—ing Disease,’ Fires Back at ‘Horrible’ Conservatives Bashing Him as ‘Woke’: ‘They’re Racists’ and ‘Cowards’ Bill Burr says the conservatives calling him "woke" are "racists" and "cowards."

You don't need a Joe Rogan for the left. What we all need to do is take Bill Burr's lead. Every time a Republican goes after him, he doesn't debate him. He just insults them and tells them to go fuck themselves. We don't need one person to do this. We should all just do this.

Yup, which is outstanding. Comcast would never, and apparently neither will Deutsch Telekom lol

Which to be clear, is mostly fine. Like you said, Comcast would never.

German ISPs are mandated by law to review plans and let you know if you're on the best one or not. Every time I get one of their emails, it's been "Yup you're on the best plan. Still charging the same."
Lol