Owlsys

*pointing at Uruguay on a globe* "YOOOU AAAAARRE GAY" *laughs hysterically*

I have actually said at the end of a shit customer service call. "If you'd be willing to stay on the line, we'd love your feedback on this interaction."
"I really don't think you would, but if you insist....?"
"..... No you're fine, have a good day!"
"Smart. You too."

🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

Tim Robinson hysterically saying I almost killed myself Julie!

when someone tries to talk me down after suffering a minor inconvenience

Please, PLEASE Germany. Do the right thing.
Germans are SO VERY privacy conscious, voting in favor of this would cause major issues for this government, which is already unpopular.

1000000%!!

Brave does it too, you just have to turn on "Experimental Night Mode"

No.

Leave my pointy water alone! 😭😂😂
On the real, drinking it has helped me kick my addiction to super sugary soda and gotten me to drink ACTUAL WATER! So see, it's good for SOMETHING! 😂

31 U.S.C. § 5114 (engraving and printing of currency) says only the portrait of a deceased individual may appear on United States currency and securities.

Have a good day.

They're cutting a lot of the sexual harassment training too, so I'm not sure this has anything to do with cyber so much as it has nothing to do with lethality.

These people are so goddamned weird.

Never should have stopped calling these guys weird. They're so freaking weird.

A Facebook meme: "My whole political stance pretty much boils down to "I care about other people and the planet" and wow does that make some people mad."

Tim Walz: "My god, we've got the White House threatening investigations and jail time because an escalator stopped? Walk up the damn stairs!"

My coworkers and I continue to be funded for about that long, MAYBE 8. We can handle it. Break them.

Very few of Tolkien's dwarves earn a cognomen. Some notable examples:
Durin Longbeard

and Thorin Oakenshield

and of course
Bofur DEEZNUTS

"critical" 😂
I want to have hope that at least some of these monsters will decide they don't like this job enough to do it for free.... But I have a bad feeling I'm going to once again be deeply disappointed in humanity.

It’s midnight, which means Trump’s government just ran out of money.

Our entire government is shut down because Republicans in power refuse to lower health care costs.

🚨 THE TRUMP SHUTDOWN HAS OFFICIALLY BEGUN

Hillary Clinton referred to SOME Trump supporters as”deplorable,” and the political media had a meltdown. Trump refers to all Democrats as anti-American radical communists and “the enemy within,” and it’s no big deal. His reckless and dangerous demonization has been fully normalized.

AOC: When everyone says makes an exception here or makes an exception there, and then before you know it, you have masked agents roaming the streets of this country that do not feel entitled to identify themselves

Fuck yeeeeeeeah congrats!!!!!!

LET'S GOOOOOOOO

ay @randall.gobirds.online for this week only FUCK YO BIRDS BRONCOS BY A BUNCH

Then I'm flying to London to watch em fuck up the Jets!!!

tired: it's always DNS

inspired: ICANN feel it coming in the air tonight

With alt text because this made me cry 😭

For your viewing pleasure.

Jesus Christ, how are you so unbelievably bad at this?

A deeply unpopular president is recklessly destroying our government, wrecking our democracy, covering up pedophilia and now threatening to use military force against our own citizens but you're tsk-tsking about protecting healthcare?

The richest man on earth owns X.

The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok.

The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.

The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.

See the problem here?