Mx Cassandra

Charlie Kirk died as he lived. Like a bitch.

I was in a band a couple years ago named Feral Streep.

I totally approve of this DILF using the name.

Every time I hear about Officer Down I know the community is safer.

Clearly you forgot Officer Down. I love hearing about that guy.

Hail Krampus, by Cassandra Coffey track by Cassandra Coffey

Christmas isn't until December? Cute. I wrote a murder ballad from the perspective of Krampus anyway. Hail Krampus. Come join all six people across four platforms who listen to me make weird music.

That's five Nazis sitting at a table for reference.

Gutfeld: “We need to learn from the blacks. The way they were able to remove the power from the n-word word by using it. So from now on it’s: What up, my Nazi? Hey, what up, my Nazi? Hey, what's hanging, my Nazi?”

Kennedy: “Nazi, please!”

Gutfeld: “Thank God you did a hard ‘i’ there.”

A little folk-punk diddy I tossed together in five minutes yesterday. For legal reasons this is a work of satire and shouldn't be treated as based or reasonable advice concerning an increasingly encroaching fascist regime.

Oh, most definitely.

I get guys like that on occasion. Usually obsessive little trolls who obsess over AGP and spend so much time sexualizing my appearance or assuming my motives for transition that they are clearly projecting their own desires.

It's just misogyny. It's all it has ever been.

I'm of the opinion that anyone telling you to fly the US flag in protest of the US government is either an idiot, a wrecker, an astroturfer, or an infiltrator. Anyway here's a hand drawn animation I did on the subject.
#fuckice #begaydocrime #solidartitywithlosangeles

Being an older millennial means hearing something I thought was culturally relevant happened 20 years ago and remembering why my back hurts.

They never supported us. They paraded us about to prove how socially conscious they were and then abandoned us the moment it became politically advantageous. Scratch a liberal and a fascist bleeds.

Anyone calling for nonviolence is an agent of the state. Full offense intended. If they are ignoring courts and deporting without due process. There is no incentive for peaceful compliance or nonviolent intervention. I can't speak for anyone else. But I know I ain't being calm if I see it.

Dude...

As schadenfreuden as it is, is anyone else hoping the reason Elon went silent is because he's already in El Salvador and not as a tourist? Like sure, he's probably recharging his AI girlfriend and sleeping on a pile of wealth somewhere. But what if he's at CECOT?

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.

I look forward to the revenge of the fifth.

Scism by Tool, my ex would sing it religiously while manic and convinced they were the next Maynard. No, it wasn't a good rendition. Yes, they were abusive AF.

Just did standup on the radio for WDBX. Weird.

I did standup in a podunk town last night and had a klansman pull a knife after I cracked a joke about the place being a sundown town full of closet-case losers. He was nicer than scratched liberals when I say that AOC/Bernie rallies are controlled opposition.

liberals who think the left are uniquely hostile online should do a test post, say you think it was bad that obama killed so many people with drone strikes, something like that. if you think the left are mean, you aren't ready for the wrath of the scratched liberal

Your legal name is dope AF, but I understand wanting to keep it secret. What about Tamana, (the timid Cucuo farmer in Hateno Village in BOTW) she offers Link an egg in a trying time. Tamana + your real surname would be a helluva pseudonym.

I feel like a universal experience for transgender millennials is sharing a story or opinion we think innocent that sounds like a trauma dump to others.

Controlled Opposition is what they are. They're mascots for ineffective virtue signalling. Imagine telling people to vote in 2026 like there's still going to be a functional government by the end of 2025.

Anyone doing that can catch these hands.

I have AIDS in my purse. 🤣

I host that comedy show. My co-host sees me rushing the stage at lets me in on the bit. I lose my shit laughing. I tell people whats up, they laugh too. The owner of the bar and the rest of the unaware crowd stare in horror as a bunch of queer people laugh hysterically. #carbondaleil #openmiccomedy

Once again I probably agree, it's showing up as blocked.

If it walks like a racist, talks like a racist, and uses the same unethical logical fallacies as a racist...

Let's just say I wouldn't be surprised if a few of your sheets had eye holes cut into them.