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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins

@wittywebhandle.bsky.social

โœ๏ธ Current Reigning Antipope ๐Ÿช™ Nominated for Nobel Prize ๐ŸŽ– Time's 'Man of the Year' (2006) he/him ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Communist, Economist, Stonerist ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ Free Palestine ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ Trans Rights = Human Rights

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And I do mean 'heard' b/c you can absolutely hear it in his voice.

10.02.2026 02:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If this story is true about Tim breaking down after a take; It is the funniest fucking delivery of shade by anyone I've ever heard.

10.02.2026 02:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 62    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hateful Pussy is a beautiful name for a girl

10.02.2026 02:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
levis stadium halftime show sign

"the only thing more powerful than hate is this pussy"

levis stadium halftime show sign "the only thing more powerful than hate is this pussy"

no one:

me to myself:

10.02.2026 02:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 221    ๐Ÿ” 38    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trump opposes Israeli annexation of occupied West Bank: White House White House official says Trump sees stability in the Palestinian territory as a 'goal to achieve peace in the region'.

Okay this is just kinda funny after Venezuela and all the Greenland shit lol

"Annexation for me, not for thee"

10.02.2026 01:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
That law, Section 702 of the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act, allows authorized US officials to gather phone calls and text messages of foreign targets, but can also scoop up the data of Americans in the process.

That is a fact that irks some on the political left and right, but has yet to stop a renewal because of the widespread understanding that itโ€™s a necessary national security tool.

That law, Section 702 of the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act, allows authorized US officials to gather phone calls and text messages of foreign targets, but can also scoop up the data of Americans in the process. That is a fact that irks some on the political left and right, but has yet to stop a renewal because of the widespread understanding that itโ€™s a necessary national security tool.

Bro... what a fucking sentence, CNN.

"but has yet to stop a renewal because of the widespread understanding that itโ€™s a necessary national security tool."

About using Int'l Spying loopholes to gather data on Americans.

The literal "4th Estate's" corpse is rolling in its grave.

10.02.2026 01:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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All I'm saying is that if you had Scene Queen open for every metal festival; women would be safer.

14.03.2025 22:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 69    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
The Supercluster of PS3s in 2010. Built by the DoD. It is MANY ps3s interconnceted on racks

The Supercluster of PS3s in 2010. Built by the DoD. It is MANY ps3s interconnceted on racks

I maintain that this summoned a Lovecraftian beast into the Internet that is now helping the Tech Lords

10.02.2026 00:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Tweet rom Logan Paul:

I love my brother but I don't agree with this

Puerto Ricans are Americans & I'm happy they were given the opportunity to showcase the tallent that comes from the island

Below is a picture of the Smithers with a gun to the back of Tom Jones w/ Triple H as Smithers and Logan Paul as Tom Jones

"That's it, big smile, everybody's happy."

Tweet rom Logan Paul: I love my brother but I don't agree with this Puerto Ricans are Americans & I'm happy they were given the opportunity to showcase the tallent that comes from the island Below is a picture of the Smithers with a gun to the back of Tom Jones w/ Triple H as Smithers and Logan Paul as Tom Jones "That's it, big smile, everybody's happy."

It's because WWE is trying to bring Bad Bunny back to the company after there were overtures on the Internet about him doing an appearance w/ AEW after the 'Fuck ICE' chants.

09.02.2026 16:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 40    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Scott Bessent 'Would Not Be Surprised' If China Was Building Digital Assets Backed By Gold Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent told the Senate Banking Committee he โ€œwould not be surprisedโ€ if China was building digital assets potentially backed by gold rather than the yuan, given Chinaโ€™s large...

"As opposed to OUR digital assets which are backed by the much more steady instrument of IOUs for US Dollars!" - What I imagine he said next

09.02.2026 18:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

checked the first call date

It was when I got my account back after a 3 Day Suspension from Bluesky for advocating that the State prosecute this administration & they be given the prescribed punishment for high treason.

This was by posting a pic of a sign at a protest.

Seems interesting is all.

09.02.2026 17:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Dept of Health keeps telling me I'm randomly selected for a 'Behavioral Health Survey' or something like that and I can't help but assume they're trying to make a list of some description getting people w/ unsavory views on record as "mentally unfit" in some capacity.

09.02.2026 16:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Your boy White Confucious about to drop the worst understanding of Cause & Effect you've ever seen.

09.02.2026 13:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 68    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Luigi Mangione's claim in court that has already been rejected by legal experts Luigi Mangione launched a scathing outburst in a New York on Friday after a judge ruled his state trial would go ahead in June

For a legal scholar to just say "double jeopardy doesn't attach yet" is either:

a.) Profound ignorance of what's actually happening.

b.) Deliberate evasion of the uncomfortable constitutional problem.

The man is literally getting tried by a conspiring State AND Federal Govt to get 2 bites at him.

09.02.2026 00:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 48    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Dept of Health keeps telling me I'm randomly selected for a 'Behavioral Health Survey' or something like that and I can't help but assume they're trying to make a list of some description getting people w/ unsavory views on record as "mentally unfit" in some capacity.

09.02.2026 16:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Tweet rom Logan Paul:

I love my brother but I don't agree with this

Puerto Ricans are Americans & I'm happy they were given the opportunity to showcase the tallent that comes from the island

Below is a picture of the Smithers with a gun to the back of Tom Jones w/ Triple H as Smithers and Logan Paul as Tom Jones

"That's it, big smile, everybody's happy."

Tweet rom Logan Paul: I love my brother but I don't agree with this Puerto Ricans are Americans & I'm happy they were given the opportunity to showcase the tallent that comes from the island Below is a picture of the Smithers with a gun to the back of Tom Jones w/ Triple H as Smithers and Logan Paul as Tom Jones "That's it, big smile, everybody's happy."

It's because WWE is trying to bring Bad Bunny back to the company after there were overtures on the Internet about him doing an appearance w/ AEW after the 'Fuck ICE' chants.

09.02.2026 16:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 40    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Thanks, Jim.

09.02.2026 15:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

See!

Problem solved!

*dusts hands*

09.02.2026 16:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Thanks, Jim.

09.02.2026 15:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Weird. I tried to warn libertarians about Trump

09.02.2026 14:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3189    ๐Ÿ” 290    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 222
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"Wembley... a Fraggle's gotta live by the Rule of the Rock!"

09.02.2026 14:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We need a VPN for existence.

09.02.2026 13:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

CITIZENSHIP STATUS?!

09.02.2026 13:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 92    ๐Ÿ” 32    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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China Urges Banks to Curb Exposure to US Treasuries Chinese regulators have advised financial institutions to rein in their holdings of US Treasuries, citing concerns over concentration risks and market volatility, according to people familiar with the...

"Good for her."

09.02.2026 13:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every single time Fox runs these chyrons

08.02.2026 23:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 106    ๐Ÿ” 24    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
A gray and white Ragdoll cat lays on an arm in bed whilst Futurama plays in the background

A gray and white Ragdoll cat lays on an arm in bed whilst Futurama plays in the background

He really makes it difficult to leave bed in the morning.

09.02.2026 13:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Your boy White Confucious about to drop the worst understanding of Cause & Effect you've ever seen.

09.02.2026 13:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 68    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*50 Year Mortgage*

Capitalists: "Finally. We've discovered Rent 2."

09.02.2026 13:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 42    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Boomers getting $10,000 houses in 1972 & watching them hit 7 Figures has been the drug that Neoliberal Global Capitalism has depended on to power its Petit Bourgeois for virtually its entire 'golden age'

09.02.2026 13:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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