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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins

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โœ๏ธ Current Reigning Antipope ๐Ÿช™ Nominated for Nobel Prize ๐ŸŽ– Time's 'Man of the Year' (2006) he/him ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Communist, Economist, Stonerist ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ Free Palestine ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ Trans Rights = Human Rights

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Good catch. I did this very quick and whilst high, but I thought I'd definitely got that one already.

18.02.2026 05:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A currently unfinished blank map of the world filled in w/ Red (BRICS Adjacent), Blue (US Adjacent), Green (EU / NATO), and Purple (Gulf Kingdoms)

US is blue, Cuba red, Majority of Central America blue, Venezuela Red w/ Blue stripes due to limbo, Brazil is Red, Argentina is blue.

Most of EU / NATO minus America are Green. Saudi Arabia, UAE, Qatar, Kuwait are purple.

Egypt, Ethiopia, Sudan / South Sudan, Angola, South Africa, Zimbabwe are red.

Israel and Occupied Palestine are blue (Free Palestine!) Jordan is Blue, Iraq and Iran is Red, India, China, Russia all red. 

Japan and South Korea are Blue. North Korea is Red.

A currently unfinished blank map of the world filled in w/ Red (BRICS Adjacent), Blue (US Adjacent), Green (EU / NATO), and Purple (Gulf Kingdoms) US is blue, Cuba red, Majority of Central America blue, Venezuela Red w/ Blue stripes due to limbo, Brazil is Red, Argentina is blue. Most of EU / NATO minus America are Green. Saudi Arabia, UAE, Qatar, Kuwait are purple. Egypt, Ethiopia, Sudan / South Sudan, Angola, South Africa, Zimbabwe are red. Israel and Occupied Palestine are blue (Free Palestine!) Jordan is Blue, Iraq and Iran is Red, India, China, Russia all red. Japan and South Korea are Blue. North Korea is Red.

Who up adjusting they real time Risk boards?

18.02.2026 05:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For sale? Baby, shoes never worn!

I dunno. I'm high.

18.02.2026 03:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 40    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Album cover for Oceanborn by Nightwish

Album cover for Oceanborn by Nightwish

Album cover for Visions by Stratovarius

Album cover for Visions by Stratovarius

Album cover for 'Glory of the Brave' by Hammerfall

Album cover for 'Glory of the Brave' by Hammerfall

Cover of Ecliptica by Sonata Arctica

Cover of Ecliptica by Sonata Arctica

These four albums pretty much dominated my middle school & high school existence (1998 - 2006)

23.05.2025 20:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Back in 2005 or 2006 Sonata Arctica was doing their "For The Sake of Revenge" Tour live album & DVD

US dates were VERY limited and all smaller venues. The place closest to me was a strip club up in New Hampshire called Mark's Showplace

Got to see this w/ like 160 ppl and right up against the stage

14.03.2025 20:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Having a stroke (complimentary & not dirty)

18.02.2026 02:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cloudflare, YouTube, AWS all out it would seem (I imagine a bunch of others)

Playing a game of "which vertical Jenga brick was knocked out from the Internet today?" is only going to become a more common occurrence; not less.

18.02.2026 01:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Russia called out GENIUS Act in Sept
China closed off silver in Oct
US designated silver critical in Nov
Canada formally realigned w/ China in Jan (starts Mar)
France is prepping for war in Mar
COMEX vault draining by Mar

All towards a delivery window that every govt appears to have circled in red.

17.02.2026 15:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
NOTE TO ALL NAZIS, FASCISTS, AND KANSMEN

You delight,
So it would seem,
At making mince-meat
Of my dream.

If you keep on,
Before you're through,
I'll make mince-meat
Out of you.

NOTE TO ALL NAZIS, FASCISTS, AND KANSMEN You delight, So it would seem, At making mince-meat Of my dream. If you keep on, Before you're through, I'll make mince-meat Out of you.

Langston Hughes (1943)

01.02.2026 16:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1230    ๐Ÿ” 433    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
17.02.2026 21:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6554    ๐Ÿ” 1839    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 46    ๐Ÿ“Œ 15

This website by and large has been clear for about a year now on Kamala;

Exactly what policies it was based on, explicitly what she said about them, how it effected her turnout, why it was doomed from the fucking start, the fact that she literally had the option to win, & didn't.

Where you been?

17.02.2026 21:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 43    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

High, mildly dyslexic, and not immediately recognizing 'For You' as a category trying to decipher this:

15.02.2026 18:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 86    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Man ran at U.S. Capitol with shotgun and tactical vest: Capitol Police chief U.S. Capitol Police Chief Michael Sullivan commended his officers, saying this is why they conduct monthly active-shooter exercises.

When you're relatively sure of the skin color of the perpetrator based on him being ordered to put the weapon down rather than getting clips emptied into him.

17.02.2026 20:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Federal Reserve set to loosen US bank rules in attempt to boost mortgage lending Central bank plans to ease capital requirements in an effort to shift home lending back to banks, top official says

Noted foolproof Economic strategy: Kill oversight on mortgage lending.

This has never backfired in history.

Now if you don't mind, I've just woken up from an 18 year coma & need to catch up on some things.

17.02.2026 15:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 52    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Watch Bank CEO Compensation Passes 2006, 2021 Records - Bloomberg Chief executive officers at the top US banks all received annual compensation of at least $40 million, with their total pay surpassing records set in 2006 and 2021. Katherine Doherty reports on "Bloom...

Notably nothing bad happened in banking directly after those respective years...

17.02.2026 18:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Today will be unbearable in Culture War terms.

I just took a look at the X account tied to the RI shooter and it's virtually entirely Chud Aligned just short of being a Trump Simp.

Literally stuff about "We won't apologize for being white" & Pro Voter ID Law RTs.

Yet this will be a "woke" shooter

17.02.2026 15:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 42    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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George W. Bush is on Substack. Here's what he said about another George The 43rd president of the United States launched a Substack site Feb. 16 with a 1,500-word tribute to a predecessor.

โ€œFew qualities have inspired me more than Washingtonโ€™s humilityโ€

โ€œOur first president could have remained all-powerful, but twice he chose not to. In so doing, he set a standard for all presidents to live up toโ€

He gave it up b/c he was exhausted, had class-based entitlement, & wanted to go home.

17.02.2026 15:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Doing some digging into Polymarket b/c I apparently can't stop giving myself brain damage and I don't know if I'm the first to notice... but their API looks like it was built via Vibecoding.

17.02.2026 17:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

They're calling it the most washed fight between two has beens ever booked.

17.02.2026 16:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Today will be unbearable in Culture War terms.

I just took a look at the X account tied to the RI shooter and it's virtually entirely Chud Aligned just short of being a Trump Simp.

Literally stuff about "We won't apologize for being white" & Pro Voter ID Law RTs.

Yet this will be a "woke" shooter

17.02.2026 15:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 42    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
Federal Reserve set to loosen US bank rules in attempt to boost mortgage lending Central bank plans to ease capital requirements in an effort to shift home lending back to banks, top official says

Noted foolproof Economic strategy: Kill oversight on mortgage lending.

This has never backfired in history.

Now if you don't mind, I've just woken up from an 18 year coma & need to catch up on some things.

17.02.2026 15:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 52    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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George W. Bush is on Substack. Here's what he said about another George The 43rd president of the United States launched a Substack site Feb. 16 with a 1,500-word tribute to a predecessor.

โ€œFew qualities have inspired me more than Washingtonโ€™s humilityโ€

โ€œOur first president could have remained all-powerful, but twice he chose not to. In so doing, he set a standard for all presidents to live up toโ€

He gave it up b/c he was exhausted, had class-based entitlement, & wanted to go home.

17.02.2026 15:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Russia called out GENIUS Act in Sept
China closed off silver in Oct
US designated silver critical in Nov
Canada formally realigned w/ China in Jan (starts Mar)
France is prepping for war in Mar
COMEX vault draining by Mar

All towards a delivery window that every govt appears to have circled in red.

17.02.2026 15:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
17.02.2026 13:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 728    ๐Ÿ” 133    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
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Iran partially closes Strait of Hormuz, a vital oil chokepoint, as Tehran holds talks with U.S. Iranian state media reported the partial closure of the Strait of Hormuz on Tuesday for military drills in the waterway.
17.02.2026 14:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

DeepSeek v4 is apparently dropping imminently.

Very intriguing timing considering we're about to hit my March window of everything converging into a giant clusterfuck.

17.02.2026 13:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Thai Ballot Controversy Casts Shadow Over Government Formation Thailandโ€™s election agency is facing allegations of ballot traceability in the Feb. 8 election, with growing calls from activists and politicians for the vote to be annulled potentially delaying the f...

"Thailandโ€™s election agency is facing allegations of ballot traceability in the Feb. 8 election, with growing calls from activists and politicians for the vote to be annulled potentially delaying the formation of a new government."

17.02.2026 11:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
11.02.2026 03:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7139    ๐Ÿ” 2591    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

Without help I don't eat today ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
#MutualAid #helpsky #signalboost #MAboost #BIPOCMA #blacksky
๐Ÿ’ธ ๐Ÿ’•

16.02.2026 18:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Counselor: These feelings of "everything sucks," how long have you had them?

Butt-head: Uhh, since everything started to suck, I guess.

Counselor: These feelings of "everything sucks," how long have you had them? Butt-head: Uhh, since everything started to suck, I guess.

Here it is, your moment of zen.

17.02.2026 01:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15531    ๐Ÿ” 3891    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 42    ๐Ÿ“Œ 69

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