XOXO

So we are petty AF.

Bestie is bothered someone is parked in her “unofficial” parking spot @ work. To be fair, the car has been there for a few days. No employee tag.

So.. I contacted our work PoPo & asked them to check on the car.

We don’t want any problems, bestie just wants her parking space

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Wow.. The US is going to acquire (colonize) Canada, Greenland, Panama Canal and The Golf Of Mexico.

What’s next? England and France?

Never change. Never.

Well well well.. what do we have here? Same old tricks, new place I see.

Shit is wild. Check your circle and close the gaps, that’s all I can say.

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Deep breath..

Do not reply with a condescending tone or remark when someone asks about something that was mailed via USPS and our mail was on hold for 2 weeks.

Be nice.

We lack common sense.

None of us worked for 2 weeks and people expect things right away.

Calming breaths.

I went to Walmart today, I only go once a year. I actively avoid it and each time I go I know why I don’t frequent it.

I DO NOT have the patience for that store. God bless you to those that do.

Pretty naive of us to think we “have a treaty” ever meant shit. Someone ask the Indigenous people how this works. Standing Rock is a recent example of how “we have a treaty” works.

Morning!

Blindfolds and Coffee. That’s my kink. Have a great day.

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Lori, I got news for you BB.

This is Gracie. She went for the most magical car ride last night. The whole world twinkled like it was excited to see her. 13/10

The Christmas convo.

Guns.
Travel.
Guns.
Food.
Old people problems.
Weight loss.

I’m about to tell them all that my panties have slid under my ass and I need to excuse myself to fix them. 👙 Then I’ll be back to discuss guns again. 🙄

💞Merry Christmas Eve, Friends💞

Idk but there was a public shaming around noon.

Very disappointed no one has brought anything drenched in rum or amaretto for us to partake in during the day at work.

Where is the holiday spirit(s)?!

Just looking for a little buzz to get through this week.

Pretty sure someone just microwaved fish in the office microwave.

Now we shall have a fight to the death for committing a Cardinal sin. Maybe even a public hanging. Idk which but punishment is coming.

20 minutes until the rest of this week is MINE. Last task for the year.

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Also.. I was forced put my eyebrows on today. It’s Saturday. There’s maybe a good reason. IDK yet.

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Suppose to be doing Christmas cards and wrapping gifts but… it’s raining and the couch is comfy.

Watching Carry-On on @netflix.com because I like to trigger myself.

I 💙 the TSA. ✈️

Also, Jason Bateman.

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Ahem…

Me sitting at my desk mumbling to myself. Which I thought was quiet mumbling.

👩🏼‍💻 Where do we sign up for this shit? (Email they just sent)

Someone 25 feet away.

👨🏻‍💻 (yells to me) The email they sent without the code to login?

👩🏼‍💻 Yeah..

👨🏻‍💻 *Rage rant about them not sending the code*

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We don’t do that. So many staff are self medicating. SOOO many.

About to find out.

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My face when I was telling one of the Boss Bosses I’m working on planning the during work / office Christmas Party. He said, no alcohol.. I said, says who?

It’s not in our employee handbook, because I looked.

Hitting it from the trunk.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

You’re telling me Moses hauled 155lb stones around?

America should be quiet sometimes.