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Cris Chalcedony β˜ƒοΈ

@crischalcedony.bsky.social

Writer, shirker, AuDHD. Cats, chronic illness, fandoms, fanfic, Muppets, cats. And cats. 🚫AI, 🚫requests for aid. Blue voter but 🚫political talk. https://archiveofourown.org/users/CrisChalcedony

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Latest posts by crischalcedony.bsky.social on Bluesky

All men tragically great are made so through a certain morbidness. Be sure of this, O young ambition, all mortal greatness is but disease.

09.02.2026 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 156    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"prohibition in the united states" has this time lapse map that switches from folksy banjo music to ominous industrial sci-fi for the 15 seconds when alcohol was illegal nationwide

09.02.2026 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3380    πŸ” 1028    πŸ’¬ 66    πŸ“Œ 74

texts are meant to be modern-day cyphers to the psyche, not grammatical constructions πŸ€—

09.02.2026 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Was so tired last night that I wrote "defrag" on my to-do list instead of "debrief" and I feel this has revealed my age in more ways than one. πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

08.02.2026 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's amazing how much you're able to accomplish especially considering all you're juggling 🫢

08.02.2026 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hamsom gennleman! 😻

08.02.2026 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#JusticeForLayla

08.02.2026 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy Sunday everyone πŸˆβ€β¬›πŸ€

08.02.2026 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 535    πŸ” 137    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

Today's goals are finishing reorganizing after a weeklong trip away, some regular cleaning, and prep for a busy next week. 😬

Shaky feeling means cortisol/blood pressure is low, so have to dose and drink some water. πŸ«—

08.02.2026 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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New #ebook at Project Gutenberg: The Pacific Coast scenic tour by Henry T. Finck https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/77884

08.02.2026 12:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hope you'll be feeling better soon! 🫢

08.02.2026 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bang & Olufsen BeoCom 1000 (1989)

08.02.2026 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 321    πŸ” 80    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 5

Innocent! Layla is being framed!

08.02.2026 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Screengrab of daily Stacked word game, which includes the word "befuddled" among 14 other words

Screengrab of daily Stacked word game, which includes the word "befuddled" among 14 other words

@befuddledblaire.bsky.social Blorbie is featured in today's Stacked game!

08.02.2026 13:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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ST VALENTINE is the holy guardian of lovers but not many people know that after death his skull became a decorated floral relic, one of the most gothic items to be found in a Roman reliquary. Shown here in the Basilica di Santa Maria in Cosmedin #ValentinesDay

08.02.2026 11:40 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"It begins with a capital, ends with a period, and has s/v agreement. It is a valid sentence."

08.02.2026 05:05 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3
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That's clearly a face hugger ;)

Seriously though, wouldn't a film in the Alien franchise set in medieval Europe be awesome?

(Queen Mary Psalter Royal MS 2 B VII, f. 81r)

07.02.2026 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 262    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 4
Black and white tuxedo cat sleeps in an orange patterned blanket

Black and white tuxedo cat sleeps in an orange patterned blanket

Yez yez, ime watchy movey. Jost restey mine eyes. #Caturday

07.02.2026 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bet it smells good!

07.02.2026 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Ferris Wheel is loose and rolling down Main Street. We need as many people to stand in front of it to try and block it before it rolls out of the park!

07.02.2026 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I didn't know I needed a Sabrina Carpenter and Kermit the Frog Islands In The Stream cover.

07.02.2026 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œThere is no present or future―only the past, happening over and over again." - Eugene O'Neill

07.02.2026 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Aww, shucks! It'll still turn out, just not quite the same texture and chew.

07.02.2026 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
White text on black background: "Oh no, my wonder is not childlike. My whimsy is old. My frivolity is steeped in ancient wisdom. My silliness is battle worn. My awe at the world has been long forged through trial and tribulation. I have earned this wonderment. I have protected it for decades against a society that tells me constantly that it should not belong to me. I was born with wonder and have carried it against all odds with me through adulthood. It is not childlike. By now it is older than me."

White text on black background: "Oh no, my wonder is not childlike. My whimsy is old. My frivolity is steeped in ancient wisdom. My silliness is battle worn. My awe at the world has been long forged through trial and tribulation. I have earned this wonderment. I have protected it for decades against a society that tells me constantly that it should not belong to me. I was born with wonder and have carried it against all odds with me through adulthood. It is not childlike. By now it is older than me."

07.02.2026 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Quittin’ time! AuDHD person’s 24-hour life overhaul ruined before 9am An AuDHD person who planned to change their entire life in a day has already ruined it with a single deviation from their vision, it has been rumoured. Des Ackerman, 40, was reportedly finally ready…

An AuDHD person who planned to change their entire life in a day has already ruined it with a single deviation from their vision, it has been rumoured.

07.02.2026 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 241    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 16

Boo! Tell him he owes you big time!

07.02.2026 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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squidward from spongebob squarepants is holding a bouquet of flowers ALT: squidward from spongebob squarepants is holding a bouquet of flowers
07.02.2026 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ecksellent demonstratin of #NaturalCat pose, Oggie! Lookim vv relacksed! 😻

07.02.2026 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm very good at storing leftovers in the freezer and very bad at remembering to use them. 😁

Discovered a container of birria beef. I wonder if I roasted some veggies and made a sauce, if it would be good tossed with some pasta? Maybe a sauce made with a creamy base and the birria consomme? πŸ€”

07.02.2026 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Blorbie, wat is yur sekrit for beimg so floffy and cutely? 😻

07.02.2026 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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