David Kelly

Man, I'd forgotten how rad Heathcliff's car was. (Both Heathcliffs.)

Can it do both at the same time, or will we be forced to grow dangerously hungry during long gaming sessions?

A Loadingscreenslike, one of my favourite genres.

Know anyone who's bought a fridge-freezer recently and hasn't yet disposed of the packaging?

Five concerts you've seen with women lead singers

Peaches
Rilo Kiley
PJ Harvey
Regina Spektor
Martha Wainwright

It's got to be less of a disappointment than the Dolph Lundgren film was to me back in the day!

Two hands have an idea to give each other matching tattoos. Lefty gets a beautiful eagle tattoo rendered on their arm. Now it’s Righty’s turn to be inked, but he looks scared as Lefty wields the tattoo gun to draw a childishly-drawn sloppy eagle

Still my favourite superhero film, so I'm game for that!

And no limits to the lethality of the pole-contraption!

Somebody stole all of the green from your garden!

Please don't let the naysayers get you down, Chuck. Those of us living in DDMMYYland and still awaiting the discovery of the thirteenth and fourteenth months very much appreciate your services to piekind.

maybe i am going insane

Good luck with the book, Chnurk, may it be the first of many!

No spoilers please, Edgar - I'm watching it this evening!

Have you no spare underpants with which to fashion a temporary mask?

And wearing some sort of weird hipster bandage-sock, apparently. Hopefully they don't catch on.

Driving Miss Davey

Hopefully that's the first half of the game, so you can at least try it out from the beginning.

Ouch :(

Comic. Scatter chart with Emperor Palpatine character age on Y axis and Ian McDiarmid age during filming on X axis. Plot with descending arrow beginning from Return of the Jedi (emperor age 90, McDiarmid age 40) → Revenge of the Sith, Attack of the Clones, and The Phantom Menace (emperor age 50-70, McDiarmid age 50-60) → The Rise of Skywalker (cloned body, undefined age) with a gradient vertical line (McDiarmid age over 70) → Now (emperor age under 10, McDiarmid age over 80). [caption] To continue the trend, they should make a Star Wars movie where 81-year-old Ian McDiarmid plays the emperor as a toddler.

Emperor Palpatine

xkcd.com/3157/

Isn't the new one about what it would be like if your computer lived outside of itself in the real world and was into astrology?

An article that will no doubt be the cause of superhero squabbling in the near future.

Was the photo not taken at a resort with a poolside bar? Criminal.

Bigbooté and the Hendersons? (UK release)

How frequent is the bus service?

Vulgar!

Surely only Phil himself is capable of such precise timing? I hope you waved.

Do you use any of the available moderation lists? I'm using a few and barely see anything these days. It's like all but the most subtle of CHUDs have been banished to the Phantom Zone!

A tidier place for spacepeople to eat their meals.

Do they still sell that Thundercats bedding, Jim, or have you just taken good care of it and had it for a really long time?