Sarah

Just finished watching Twin Peaks for the first time ever and what the fuck did I just watch?!

Very shocked that Geelong are getting the frees. So very, very shocked #AFLGF

Fagan chews gum on the bench like a pack a day smoker on a long haul flight

Where's Tanner Bruhn? 🤔

The apprentice umps are not very good.

It's ok Sal, we'll see you at the Corner yeah?

Not at all, they've added Goldfinger for me too

I see they've put James Reyne on the lineup for the @jezmond.bsky.social demographic

"Stylise your band name, but make it illegible"

Not sure how you worked it out so quickly, but after all this time I'm bitterly disappointed Jez.

My favourite thing is to find out you've been kicked out of the gang when someone posts their weekend activities on the socials 🙃

Absolute shambles

Bit too heavy for this ska-punk kid 😅 - didn't Knotfest get announced later though?

I've only heard Tool rumoured

The last 4 home games are terrible from a timing perspective, I hate Thursday night games, and Friday night I just want to be done with the world. It's all going to be totally miserable!

I'll be going to home games, mostly cos I've already paid

So I started at 1, and worked my way through every. single. candidate. There were still people in line when I was done.

Early voted today, asked the person how many candidates there were below the line (with the intention of working backwards to 1) and they said "Lots. But you only have to number 12. It will take a long time to number them all and we'll get mad that we have to wait for you."
#democracy

(That's a photo from the internet) but I can say it's probably not in the top 500

This one?

RSD doesn't have the same pull when you're checking out the locals every few weeks anyway. Plus, almost no stores got the small amount of inventory we were interested in, and I'm too old to be queuing for hours to discover the 2 copies they did get are already gone

Started a fire in the kitchen whilst making breakfast this morning.

Follow me for more domestic goddess tips.

I couldn't believe it, but it may have been their first shift so I waited and internalised my shock for a week 🤣

When I went to the football last week, I ordered a raspberry lemonade at the bar.
The server had to get the supervisor over to find out how to make it... 🙄

Direct to the city doesn't help when you live in the north - you have the option of angry taxi/rideshare drivers instead because they only get a short fare

Skybus is trash

It's a beautiful thing

Last time we played Adelaide at the MCG, we took my grandmother to her first game there. The crowd was chanting "Modra's a wanker" and she joined in. Afterwards, she learned what a wanker was, and proceeded to deny her participation until her dying day. 🥹

Yikes