Meg

Au jus makes every food better.

Maybe not cake, but don't be weird.

It's wild. It feels like the writers room went through a collective divorce and decided "fuck this bitch".

Also...ha fucking ha, basic human decency... how annoying.

We are where we are because of YEARS of trying to own the libs

Rewatching #KingoftheHill in preparation.
I forgot how often the writers' room leaned on dumb, unrealistic lib cliches to drive their plots. I wonder if the new stuff will show any learning or if I'm going to have to give Mike Judge a weekly swirly

A coworker who didn't help covering my desk at all while I was off last week suddenly needs help.

There's a nice way to say stuff it, but I don't have it yet.

After yesterday’s massive turnout at No Kings rallies, let’s remember to bring that same energy to the midterms. Please and thank you?

If only anyone could've seen this coming.

What zany person is buying a day planner for 2025 in April?

Don't get me wrong, my day planner keeps me sorted at work, but that arrived with Christmas gifts.

Discovering furry vtubers was a delight I didn't know I needed last night. I love when YouTube keeps it weird for me

This episode of The Studio had a really funny petty bit that I only wish I could do someday.

Punk, Heyman, Living Color. I love this

My sister surprised me with a set of ramen bowls that included the soup spoons and side dishes for soy sauce. What a nice little treat.

Guess I'll have to teach myself how to make ramen

The bpm is going crazy and me without cardio while working.

Mythic Quest got canceled but honestly, a show about an MMO in the 2020's was bound to be a limited run. 4 seasons is just under the average for most "sitcoms"

McConaughey doing ads for AI really makes me furious. How much is enough. You can't take it with you

I feel like Suits LA finally hit something neat, I hope NBC gives it another chance.

I wonder if Gemstones will continue the monkey shines side plot

For some reason the door to door salesmen in this town are the rudest in town. I guess that works for some, but they could honestly trip on rakes from here to eternity and they'd deserve it.

I think I gave the men in the house my period cramps. I know people have cycled to match me, but this power is new. What else can me and the tides accomplish?

Yes. Yes please.

I truly don't understand humanity.

Even if vaccines caused autism, you'd rather have a dead kid over a "weird" one. It's despicable.

I miss that. Now it's just cackling like mad trying to survive while it all crumbles

The Substance is a horror movie. No one will say that during the Oscars but the delusional don't like horror.

Toronto booing the national anthem is great. Hope the singer takes it in stride. #WWEeliminationchamber

I stopped engaging with trolls. You just get a block. You will never be worth spiking my blood pressure

I've discovered a lot of Christians don't really have that Christ-like moral compass they'd like to think they have.

I try to dip a toe into social media and realize it's all just chaos. Discord is chill.

Trying to allow myself only one wtaf freakout a day. I'm just appreciating the good TV shows while we're still allowed to have them.

Roxanne Perez is going to WWE Elimination Chamber!

I wonder when Drake's pop punk album is coming.

When the same brand is double the price at a location across the street from the next, you sort of want to wish for stop and shop to go under.