Laurel T

I love Orson Welles even more having just read this. I am with him in his opinion on that film :)

Hahah. I thought at first she was screening you to see which paper you got and was possibly prepared to not bring in your paper if she did not approve of your choice. Then I got it. Both were amusing in their own ways.

Are you the only person who did NOT pay attention to what he was wearing? I think that is the better question. :)

same

and then as he's "ow, what? ow! stop! ow!..." I am standing nearby, I lean down and whisper in his ear... "Hey...quit overreacting..." My vision goes on from there but we can just fade to black at this point ...

My fantasy continued with you whacking him repeatedly with the the stick after the ball beaned him. So hopefully I have added further consequences-- I mean, after all, he deserved it.

Get in. We're messing up Melania's Amazon search results. This weekend, Amazon is premiering it's $40 million Melania Trump documentary. It already seems to be a flop. But we're going to take it one step further by messing up Melania's Amazon search results. Specifically, we're going to amplify the paranormal erotic thriller, Melania: Devourer of Men so it ranks higher than her movie. The book is perfect: it's absurd, the cover is ridiculous, and it's free, so we're not giving Amazon any money. We need people to: 1. "buy" the book (it's free) 2. Share this post and get other people to buy the book. That's it. Then we can celebrate as an erotic novel about a bat monster Melania Trump becomes a higher and higher search result on Amazon.

Okay troublemakers, punks, antifa supervillains, and anyone who just enjoys being a petty little shitbird while they fuck up the algorithm of a massive media corp. Here's your assignment for the weekend. Get on it and spread the word.

Woooooooooooooooooooooo!

Ugh. This guy. I can't with him.

Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.

Mmmmm man I might have to make some cholent soon.

Scooping butter out of a tub onto salty rice crackers and shoving them into my face :)

Ugh, next you'll tell us that eating well and getting regular active movement on a consistent basis actually improves how our bodies feel.

At a 4 way stop _sign_ the other day I suddenly realized I'd just been sitting there staring at the stop sign for about 30 seconds... waiting for... it to turn green? I guess? Thankfully I was the only one at the interesection. Whoo. Yeah. Thanks brain!

I just watched a show where the detective guy gets a dog, then puts the dog in his house & then doesn't come back 'til the next morning!! And the dog is just there hanging out like that was no big deal. And then he sits and talks to the dog and pets it and I am like "TAKE YOUR DOG OUT TO PEE OMG!!!"

This is the way.

I had several babybels, an apple and a few random crackers for dinner, so I hope so!

He’s just so perfect in the role. The best balance of pompous and simp - of arrogance and lack of self-confidence …

That is fantastic - Made me think of Hopper's Christina's World.

They say it in southern IL. That is where I grew up and I say it - do you also say acrossed instead of across? That might just be a 'me' thing ;P

Absolutely.

Even if it could produce something simiar it would be colors in a mathematic pattern or a randomized splop-which for a computer is like...so what? Sure,spirals, fractals blah blah all math. All could be replicated.This??? This is a display of human talent and imagination and dedication to a craft.

And to clarify, by that statement I mean this is stunning real art and I love it! It is so much more amazing, mesmerizing and impressive than AI art could ever be.

SUCK IT AI

Yeah i was just talking to a friend about this yesterday. It is goign to be such a terrible GIGO loop of nonsense. We are hoping it will consume itself - burn out - and decided to call it the ouairoboros - the name is rough- still being workshopped - open to suggestions ;P

Won't someone think of the Laurels!!?!? Where are our snack bearers? Do we even HAVE snack bearers? And if not, WHY NOT? *sigh* indeed.

Ah, thank goodness for desperation bananas. I just put sunfower butter on one and that had to be my snack.

This is so true. I have no sour cream and cheddar chips in the house. There is no popcorn! I have no tortilla chips or shredded cheese!! What the hell, me??

maybe a pietatogravy poultice?