Carrie's mulligans 🏳️‍⚧️

Nonviolence is, in fact, working. This administration is weaker than it was a year ago. More and more of the public is becoming galvanized against it; its agents are being impeded.

If you don't like how Dems act in the minority put them in the majority. This would not be happening if Kamala was president and we had a Dem Congress

lol Pogust Goodhead

See also: "we have to protect children from perverted drag queens" + "the Epstein files are ancient history"

Even more so, in fact!

Exactly. Why does Stephen Miller have a claim to the title of "American" but Renee Good doesn't?

If you go to them and say "Actually America is bad and you're bad for liking it," they're going to ignore you. If you say "America is a promise and is good & we have to fight to live up to it, let's punch Nazis like we did in WWII" then more of them will join you, which we need to stop the fascists

It's more strategic than philosophical or historical, though. We need normies who aren't really paying attention to join the fight. Those people don't think about internment or Jim Crow when they think of being American, they think of baseball and apple pie. They are perfectly happy to be American

People who say ice attacks are un-American are trying to convince people to help make them stop by appealing to the (as yet often unrealized) aspirations of this country. All men are created equal, life liberty and the pursuit of happiness, things of that nature

MLB probably has the highest percentage of immigrants of those leagues

The Democrats have impeached him twice but do not have the votes to do it again right now

WE FUCKING TOLD YOU SO

If you’re cold, they’re cold, but you don’t have to let them in. - The third amendment

Like, obviously

Here's the thing: the clever thing would have been for the bigots to do exactly that - find a cis boy to "challenge" the laws. The fact that they couldn't find one just shows how remote a possibility it is. The Daily Caller doofuses literally tried it but failed

You just know they thought they were so fucking clever when they came up with it, like no one had thought of it before

lol thank you Wanda Sykes

Jesus

Cannot tell you how nice it is to be free from this bullshit

I stopped taking it because the dreams were too vivid. Not necessarily bad, it just felt like my brain didn't get to rest

No I said don’t tread on *me*. You can get treaded on.

My brain is breaking because I don't know how to explain something so basic as this being a morally bankrupt, unhinged position

Glad the second season of The Pitt drops tomorrow so we can all enjoy a nice emotional cooldown

Cliffs notes: they found out he had TWO previous restraining orders against him for harassing other musicians and were like "actually, nah"

Had no idea that man was so short

To adventure!

JD Vance @JDVance And PSA for everyone saying this was "illegal":

Me, pantsless, to the employees of the Home Depot paint department

I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war

The thing that makes me crazy is we all watched it on TV and read his twitter feed, but we have to pretend that those couldn't be proof because it'd be too obvious