Breaking Bad Punny

This looks like they made soup out of Flubber

they like to say que no podemos hablar inglés, pero, meanwhile, look at this pendeja over here

me, a giants fan, who wanted harbaugh hired watching all these new additions to the coaching staff

That’s not even 2023 Bad Bunny lmao

I wish they had the video on standby to immediately play for him in case he gave this answer…

New York Times headline: “Trump Allies Near 'Total Victory' in Wiping Out U.S. Climate Regulation” New York Times byline: “A small group of conservative activists has worked for 16 years to stop all government efforts to fight climate change. Their efforts seem poised to pay off.”

Alternative headline, @nytimes.com :

“Trump Allies Near 'Total Victory' in Wiping Out U.S.
Constitution”

“si tu novio no te mama el culo, pa eso que no mame” >>> whatever tf this shit is

1/ ProPublica collected handwritten letters in mid-January from children held at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center, the same facility where 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos was taken.

Hundreds of kids are still detained.

We’ll let the children’s words speak for themselves. 🧵

The only person who ever had Kid Rock as their favorite artist was Jeffrey Epstein.

And that was only until he found out who Kid Rock actually was and what Kid Rock actually wasn't.

ew.

a man sitting on a couch with the words i love it on his face Alt: d wade saying “i love it”

Celtics blown out by the #NYKnicks… Patriots lose the Super Bowl… Boston in absolute shambles tonight

Seattle’s punter should be a co-MVP tonight

a little girl in a blue shirt is standing in front of a shelf in a pink room . Alt: a little girl in a blue shirt is standing in front of a shelf in a pink room with a mischievous smile

You know what? After watching them get embarrassed tonight, I’m actually perfectly fine now with the Patriots getting another Super Bowl appearance

obligatory #FuckLUMA

🖕

a man is drawing a letter l on a wall with the words this is for you below it Alt: a man is drawing a letter L on a wall with the words this is for you below it

Having DJ Khaled in your commercial in 2026 is an immediate L

Vete pal carajo, huelebicho

Bad Bunny wearing an OCASIO 64 jersey

Ocasio gang rise up 🙌🏽🇵🇷

a man wearing glasses and a vest is standing in a room holding something in his hands . Alt: tommy strawn in martin

Kenneth Walker looks like Tommy Strawn from Martin

SEGUIMOS AQUÍ, MAMABICHOS!!!

a black background with white eyes and the words se fue la luz in yellow Alt: a black background with white eyes and the words se fue la luz in yellow

EL APAGÓN!!!!

Lady Gaga?! More like Lady Guagua…

a woman is covering her nose with her hand while smiling . Alt: a woman is covering her nose with her hand while smiling and crying

Seeing Bad Bunny go from Diles to performing at halftime during the Super Bowl is crazy

r/stupidfood

That may have been the worst commercial break in Super Bowl history thanks to Dunkin’ Donuts and Coinbase going back to back

The year is 2036 and NY Jets owner Brick Johnson has just announced Seth Ryan as the franchise’s new head coach.

Additionally, Antonio Brown will be the offensive coordinator. “He had a Madden rating of 99 and was also on the cover in 2019”, said Brick, “how bad of a choice could it really be?”

Controversial drug ivermectin could be sold over the counter, if Florida lawmakers approve Florida lawmakers and health officials have become fascinated with ivermectin, a controversial anti-parasitic drug, and Republican lawmakers want to make it easier for residents to purchase.

i hate it here

www.sun-sentinel.com/2026/02/06/c...

but, meanwhile, don’t you dare refuse to serve captain underpants over here some pierogies or else he’ll cry

i’m gonna need statcast next… what was the launch angle and exit velo? was there elite spin?

really not looking forward to the deluge of AI super bowl commercials on sunday

Ross Douchehat strikes again!