Lauryn Hills

This is FUCKING INSANE

Happy ‘Checking your winter shoes and slippers for Brown Recluses’ day to all those who celebrate.

Oh surgery literally screwed me back together, no loose parts left😂😂😂

Badger holding up a peace sign in a hospital bed wearing a purple gown and hairnet.

An X-ray of badgers wrist signifying a severe break, a ‘Barton’s closed fracture with dislocation’.

Cw medical/injury.
I lived bitch!

YouTube video by JoeHillsTSD 1-year wedding anniversary celebration and reflection! — HermitCraft 10: ep 94

Can't sleep because the world seems rough?

Enjoy my most saccharine video of HermitCraft season 10 as my spectacular spouse @badgerspanner.bsky.social joins me to celebrate our 1-year wedding anniversary!

youtu.be/xW__p23u1UY

Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be unclosed .mp3 decoders.

A promotional image for Joe and Badger’s first wedding anniversary stream, to be broadcast at https://twitch.tv/joehills on Saturday, September 6th at 8:30pm CDT. The image features the silhouette of the Nashville Skyline at the bottom as well as photographs of Joe and Badger together.

This Saturday, my spectacular spouse @badgerspanner.bsky.social and I will be celebrating our first wedding anniversary at 8:30pm CDT at twitch.tv/joehills

Let's reminisce about the last year and look forward to many more!

Graffiti in Croydon: "This is EnGLANAD"

An Englanad is a red cross painted on one bollock.

Image of a firing squad. They're firing at that whiny balloon wall dude, his final 'artwork' reading "the problem with imposter syndrome is that none of the right people have it."

Every tech update now is like: "Great news, the word processor you've relied on for twenty years has learned to juggle! Is it good at it? No! Does it help in any way? Of course not! Has it made it insufferable to use? Oh, absolutely."

A painting of a pumpkin patch against a swirly dark purple sky and a bright moon. The pumpkins are raised and textured using spackle wall filler and painted orange.

Dun a fing.

And done!

Two tiny pies made of polymer clay inside of beer bottle caps. One is ‘pastry’ topped with a red filling. The other is a tiny pecan pie.

A tiny pecan pie.

A tiny cherry pie.

A tiny cherry pie with an empty bottle cap for scale.

Please bake ok, please bake ok… #polymerclay #minaturefood

At this point 50% of my FB feed is comprised of entirely made up shit like this. I'm a historian who studies politics and media, so it's easy for me to be a critical consumer of this schlock. But for the average consumer, this sort of social media is like putting a stick blender in one's brain.

Hulk Hogan ratted out other wrestlers attempting to unionize to save his own position and paycheck above anyone else's & gladly accepted funding from Peter Thiel for his Gawker court case that paved frequently abused legal precedents for the rich to shut down any media outlets that embarrass them.

Aa photograph of Joe Hills in a D&D shirt at a concert venue

Lauryn: everyone will be dressed very goth, but wear whatever you want—you won’t embarrass me.

Me, emerging in a black matrix-tab-collar button-down shirt and bright green shorts: is this Nathan Barley enough?

Lauryn: you have to change.

Me: that’s okay, my Baldur’s Gate shirt has a skull on it.

*they. But also it just didn’t go with the shorts. It would have been fine with matching black or contrasting ones.

A photograph of Joe Hills holding a tequila bottle with an inked illustration of a skeleton riding a chicken into battle. In the background there is a gift bag that says “Happy B-day!”

Birthday update: Kate bought me the goth chicken jockey tequila.

As much as I sympathize with Colbert, we do have to acknowledge that he did forget the most basic, foundational rule of comedy: How will this joke, monologue or sketch impact the sale of Paramount to Skydance?

Sorry not sorry.

*slow wet flopping*

I was friends with their daughter growing up and that place was my literal playground, we’d use the theatre as a playroom and put on our own performances. It was an integral part of the community and is unfortunately one of the last bastions of old Hampstead as a thriving cultural creative hub.

My beloved local fringe theatre in Hampstead is having its lease withdrawn and they really need help. There’s 60 years of history, props and life to pack up in a short time and the owners are older and poorly and really need all the help they can get. www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/saveourthe...

After getting very frustrated with the binary questions for a good time, I ended up with 196. I made my parents take it too and they were both well in their 100s.

Good news, stupid humans: Murderbot has been renewed Good news, stupid humans: Murderbot has been renewed

Apple TV+ announced the sci-fi/comedy hybrid was getting a second season just one day before its first-season finale.

Frogge.

If you dont have the parent option, I recommend the Risbridger 4 Tweet Ragu. This is what I do - though I usually do it in larger amounts so use bigger quantities and reduce & simmer for longer

YouTube video by Saveafox An unimaginable loss for the rescue

Mikayla Raines of save-a-fox took her own life, because of an online smear campaign and relentless bullying. There were many times I fought against the unwarranted hatred and proofless smear campaigns when I would post save-a-fox content.

An immeasurable loss for foxes. People are fucking vile...

I was convinced I was 5'5 forever until my mid twenties when I found out I was 5'7. I had GROWN well into my twenties when we're told we stop by then.