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Stuart Marks

@smarks.bsky.social

Java/JDK/OpenJDK developer, Oracle Corporation. The views expressed here are my own and do not necessarily reflect the views of Oracle. Mostly on @stuartmarks@mastodon.social ; formerly @stuartmarks on Twitter.

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Remember when the DHS suggested deporting 100 million people?

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

What would 100 million deportations do to the economy?

13.02.2026 03:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Deviant Ollam (@deviantollam@defcon.social) Attached: 4 images Wondering what journalists might be interested in the news story of an ICE agent negligently discharging his gun through the walls of a hotel he was staying at. Folk FOIA'd the po...

Click through to see incident reports.

defcon.social/@deviantolla...

TL;DR ICE gunman in his hotel room was adjusting the backstrap on his Glock, which was loaded and had a round chambered. Gun fired, bullet tore through his shirt, went through the wall and into the next room. No injuries.

11.02.2026 07:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did you hear about the case where the off duty DHS gunman accidentally shot a hole through his sweatshirt and his hotel room wall? Somebody on Mastodon posted the police report; I’ll dig it up.

11.02.2026 06:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What gave it away is not Lutnick's answer, but Van Hollen merely saying "Very well then, continue." He'd never say that.

10.02.2026 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Disturbingly detailed analysis of my first rewatch incoming

09.02.2026 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 5988    πŸ” 1790    πŸ’¬ 107    πŸ“Œ 926

The last time somebody thanked Pete Hegseth, he replied β€œNo problemβ€œ !

08.02.2026 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Now that I think of it BoT also has a suicide/sacrifice theme. β€œIn a different reality, I could have called you friend. … Just one more duty to perform.”

07.02.2026 04:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not worth quibbling about exact order. BoT is definitely in there. IMO so is Doomsday Machine. As a youngster I was scared by the planet killer, but Decker’s sacrifice permanently lodged itself into the back of my head. (You and I had an exchange about suicide on the birdsite.)

07.02.2026 04:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I wanted to see them lower a pot of hot coffee on a long rope.

07.02.2026 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In Gattaca (1997) they wore suits and ties for space travel. Quite the upgrade.

07.02.2026 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
IAC-Testimony.withlinks.pdf

This is my full 50-page statement to Gov. Pritzker's "Illinois Accountability Commission," trying to explain comprehensively the depth of corruption, culture, and training problems within ICE and CBP. I hope you'll at least consider scanning through it: drive.google.com/file/d/1y0im...

02.02.2026 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 153    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

Thank you for watching it so I don’t have to.

31.01.2026 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Instead of ICE/CBP β€œagents” or β€œofficers” I prefer to call them paramilitary forces, militias, or masked gunmen.

29.01.2026 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Learn more about Prompt Injection techniques and advanced escalation by joining me at #JavaOne (March 17-19 | Redwood Shares, CA). Use code J12026SSM at checkout by Monday, Feb 9 to save $50 off your early registration. See you there! social.ora.cl/6002h6oOr

28.01.2026 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm speaking at #JavaOne (Mar 17-19 | Redwood Shores, CA)! Come hear me talk about Java 25 and certification. Register by Monday, Feb 9 using code J12026SSM to receive $50 off your early registration. See you there! social.ora.cl/6002h6oOr

29.01.2026 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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I invite you to gather around at #JavaOne to hear my presentation on "Extending the Functional Pipeline with Gatherers". Register by Feb 9 with code J12026SSM for a $50 off.

social.ora.cl/6002h6oOr

29.01.2026 12:47 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Start Your Year with Java Right with Java Developer Advocate Billy Korando Hi, Spring (and Java) fans! In this episode I am beyond delighted to talk Java developer advocate and longtime friend of the show Billy Korando about the latest-and-greatest in the Java ecosystem.

I loved chatting with Oracle Java developer advocate, and friend of the show, Billy Korando in this week's episode of a Bootiful Podcast!

https://www.podbean.com/ew/pb-kj4af-1a30538

29.01.2026 13:21 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maureen Dowd didn’t want to admit to this one?

28.01.2026 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good article. While it’s popular to call ICE/CBP fascists or nazis or thugs or whatever, these are easily dismissed as mere name-calling. Instead we should use descriptive terms used for similar groups in other countries, such as β€œparamilitary forces” or β€œextremist militiaβ€œ or β€œmasked gunmen”.

21.01.2026 06:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Model UN kids are fine, except for those who treat it as a competitive sport.

20.01.2026 05:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Another Boston cabbie story. A colleague took a cab and asked for a restaurant recommendation, and later reported that the recommendation was for β€œJimmy’s Homicide”.

19.01.2026 07:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No-Name on the Fish Pier? I visited Boston a lot on business trips. Once, I took a cab to No-Name and asked for a receipt. The cabbie wrote β€œNo Name” and the wrong date. I figured this would take too much explaining so I threw away the receipt and filed my expense report with β€œreceipt lost”.

19.01.2026 07:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Opinion | I'm a Minneapolis sociologist who studies violence. Here's how ICE observers are helping. Research into how violence occurs shows that disapproval from the people around you can help reduce it.

For @msnownews.bsky.social, I wrote an article about how ICE Watch is grounded in sociological theories of violence prevention.

The reality is that most men will only commit public violence in extremely specific scenarios and ICE Watch disrupts the conditions necessary for escalation.

16.01.2026 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 7948    πŸ” 3345    πŸ’¬ 95    πŸ“Œ 280
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a man with a mustache wearing a cowboy hat and vest is sitting in a bowling alley . ALT: a man with a mustache wearing a cowboy hat and vest is sitting in a bowling alley .

#Java peers…

I was reminded that on January 8th I celebrated 25 combined years at #SunMicrosystems and @Oracle focusing on multiple Java projects, many of which address the community.

Thx to everyone who’ve supported me all these years

16.01.2026 06:32 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
The Z Garbage Collector | In JDK 25 | Erik Γ–sterlund | Taylor & Franci This book explains how the Z Garbage Collector was designed, why it was designed this way, the common pitfalls to avoid when using ZGC in JDK 25 and how to get

After working on ZGC for a decade, I’m happy to announce that I’m publishing a book about ZGC in JDK 25. It ships 22 May (www.taylorfrancis.com/books/mono/1...) and is being published by Taylor & Francis. You should get a copy if you want to learn more about ZGC. It’s available for pre-order now.

15.01.2026 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

Yeah this sh*t has been going on for years.

13.01.2026 05:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Great Spike Jones callback!

12.01.2026 04:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#GOTOpodcas: @mauricenaftalin.bsky.social and @smarks.bsky.social revisit Java Generics and Collections.

Listen for reflections on Java's development and many β€œwe thought this was fine” moments.

🎧 gotopia.tech/podcast

09.01.2026 13:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Heh. I knew about Price Club but I didn’t know about Smart & Final!

06.01.2026 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cool. When I visited the KSC I found the Saturn V the most impressive. I walked from one end to the other; it’s massive. And at the pointy end there is a tiny capsule that carried the astronauts to the moon and back, and it’s the only bit that returned. 🀩

03.01.2026 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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