It's time.
www.economist.com/culture/2025...
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Java/JDK/OpenJDK developer, Oracle Corporation. The views expressed here are my own and do not necessarily reflect the views of Oracle. Mostly on @stuartmarks@mastodon.social ; formerly @stuartmarks on Twitter.
It's time.
www.economist.com/culture/2025...
My sincerest thanks to this year's #JavaOne program committee who helped assess CfP submissions; folks like @richard.fichtner.dev @jeanneboyarsky.bsky.social @cguntur.bsky.social @frankgreco.bsky.social @malagupta.bsky.social @mayers.io @matkar.bsky.social @dlemmermann.bsky.social & @danvega.dev!
02.12.2025 17:59 β π 13 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0π¨Announcement!π¨
#Java peers, registration is now open for the 2026 #JavaOne conference (Mar 17-19).
Don't wait, sign up now to reserve your seat β‘οΈ social.ora.cl/60117vBFh
(Oh, you just said that. Reverse-chrono order loses again.)
01.12.2025 21:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sauce for the goose, Mr. Saavik.
01.12.2025 21:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The Queens Daily Eagle should report, βQueens Man Tries To Distract From Child Abuse Scandal By Launching Invasionβ
01.12.2025 07:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Have seen a few people passing around this story by Tom Stoppard from just last year, talking about how he learned he was Jewish and also much about his family history, and it's quite a read. He really knew how to write. www.huntingtontheatre.org/2024/09/11/t...
01.12.2025 04:57 β π 138 π 46 π¬ 6 π 4Cool! Same family that used to run Cosentinoβs markets. I would occasionally go to the one on Homestead. (Itβs now Super Kyo-Po Plaza.) The markets all closed between 2007 and 2011 but I didnβt realize they still operated a farm!
www.cookingforengineers.com/article/183/...
Tom Stoppard (b. Tomas Straussler), 1937-2025.
What an interesting and talented playwright! On hearing of his death, I was struck by the thought that one should be grateful that he was given the time to write his last and perhaps most personal play, Leopoldstadt.
May his memory be a blessing.
Are these the same people who put peas in guacamole?
27.11.2025 20:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I figure playing Blackjack is like paying a coupla hundred dollars an hour for professional gambling lessons.
27.11.2025 04:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Timbale! Sounds like itβs going to be a big night! π
27.11.2025 04:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Hmmmβ¦ π€
26.11.2025 07:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wow!!
26.11.2025 07:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Forget it Charlie Brown, itβs Chinatown.
24.11.2025 04:32 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Holy Fook? Wasnβt he one of the pilots on the Aseana airliner that crashed in San Francisco back in 2013?
16.11.2025 07:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It probably used a link shortener whose database got corrupted, so every link went to the wrong place. But I think youβre right about academic-style references. If author, title, publishing info etc. is given, thereβs a hope of finding the original if β when β the link is broken.
15.11.2025 22:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Thanks for the mention! Glad to hear our conversation was helpful and that List.copyOf et. al. are working effectively.
#Java #OpenJDK
Proposed title: βWere things really better in the 1970s?β
14.11.2025 16:34 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I was gonna sayβ¦ you can get sushi like that in Boise?!?
14.11.2025 07:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh man, you really kicked the hornetβs nest on this one. Iβm not EVEN gonna ask you about Wilma vs. Betty.
11.11.2025 23:26 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π’Important Update π’
Many have asked for more time to submit to the 2026 #JavaOne call for papers. We've extended the deadline until Nov 13th at 11:59pm PT. Be sure to submit your #Java proposal(s) before time runs out:
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βLetβs just do it and be legends.β
09.11.2025 01:13 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βοΈ JEP 8371379 was drafted
Title: Deprecate the UTF-16-only Internal String Representation
Type: feature
Component: core / lang
See openjdk.org/jeps/8371379
I was flying DFW-IAD one day and somewhere over NC I noticed the changing angle of sunbeams. Uh oh, whatβs going on? Turns out ATC had put us into a holding pattern bc of congestion. Pilot flew a few lazy ovals, got bored, then did a figure 8. π Continued w/o incident after 20 min. Blue skies!
06.11.2025 04:05 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Happy Belated Birthday Squeak!
news.squeak.org/2025/10/01/h...
Oh, nice, I hadnβt heard about that! Looking forward to it.
26.10.2025 18:12 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I just ran across this elsewhere and thought, βIβll message @hypervisible.blacksky.app to see if heβs still collecting these storiesβ and the answer is yes, yes he is. π«
26.10.2025 16:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0βKavanaugh Stopβ needs to be elevated to a legal term of art like βTerry Stopβ.
23.10.2025 17:07 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0At every press conference, Mamdani is asked about Israel/Palestineβ¦ why is he so MONOMANIACAL about it??!?
22.10.2025 17:23 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0