Blythe Chadim

It’s February! Which of Course Means It’s Time To Sign Up for Summer Camp It’s better than the horror that awaits you next month when our prices triple

It's that time again!
#summercamp #kids #expensive AF
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I've had a Costco executive membership for nearly a decade. There are 10 purchases I swear by every time I shop. As a Costco executive member for 10 years, the best things I buy my family every time I go to Costco include Kirkland Signature nuts and coffee.

These are the Costco items I buy on repeat for my family. Read more in @businessinsider.com #costco #shopping #kirkland
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I thought downsizing would be hard for our family of 4. It ended up changing our lives for the better. We moved from Texas to Denver and downsized our home, gaining more time together, walkability, community, and freedom for our kids.

We may have less space, but my family is happier than ever.
Thanks @businessinsider.com for sharing my story.
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#downsizing #denver

Pete Hegseth’s Message to the Troops Regarding Holiday Weight Gain Don’t say I never gave you anything–five pounds is a lot of leeway, Tinsel Tubbies.

Five pounds is a lot of leeway Tinsel Tubbies.
#comedy #holidays #christmas #politics #satire
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“So from now on, it’s Comic Sans only in this office.” By @blythewrites.bsky.social

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Pete Hegseth Announces New Font Guidelines to Make War Fun Again So from now on, it’s Comic Sans only in this office.

So from now on, it’s Comic Sans only in this office, because war is fun and it’s time we started acting like it.
Check out my latest piece in the @belladonnacomedy.bsky.social!
#war #petehegseth #fonts #satire #comedy #comicsans
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“‘The Witcher’ is still on, though given reviews of Season Four, our viewers seem to agree it shouldn’t be.” By @blythewrites.bsky.social

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Netflix’s Holiday Binge-Watching FAQs to Explain ‘The Witcher: Season Four’ So Your Brother-in-Law… ‘The Witcher’ is still on, though given reviews of Season Four, our viewers seem to agree it shouldn’t be.

Check out my latest piece* in @thebelladonna.bsky.social for answers to your burning @netflix.com Witcher S4 questions.
*This is satire.
#TheWitcher #Netflix #comedy #HenryCavill #satire
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We’re That Rock Band You Liked 30 Years Ago, Here To Set Expectations For Our Reunion Tour We’re still rock ‘n roll as fuck, even if we’re ending our shows at 8 p.m.

Are you ready to rock!?! 🤘 Or at the very least ready to stand and nod your head rhythmically but carefully so as not to throw your neck out? Check out my new piece. #rock #humor #millennial
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A Plea for Intimacy from the Forgotten Office Copy Machine Just because you don't need me to print those big Excel spreadsheets anymore doesn’t mean I don’t want my buttons fingered regularly.

Give your office copy machine a little diddle. It needs it. And check out my latest piece @pointsincase.com
#comedy #funny #office #work
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“Is That a Monster Truck in Your Pocket?” and Other Pickup Lines I’m Using to Make Mom Friends Does your toddler like dates? How about a playdate next Tuesday?

Does your toddler like dates? How about a playdate next Tuesday?

By @blythewrites.bsky.social

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“Aside from the 10 Commandments in Hand-Chiseled Tablet Form.” By @blythewrites.bsky.social

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Items Required to Be Displayed in All Texas Classrooms This Fall Aside from the 10 Commandments in Hand-Chiseled Tablet Form

Happy first full week of school to all who celebrate!
Check out my latest piece in the @belladonnacomedy.bsky.social!
#school #texaspolitics #satire #humor
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How to Explain a Hole to a Two-Dimensional Being A clumsy answer could lead to confusion. Too much detail, and you risk sending your flat friend into an existential spiral.

Love this new piece by Luís Leal Miranda in @pointsincase.com. I have also encountered plenty of three dimensional beings who lack depth. Maybe this will help with those awkward conversations.
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For Authenticity’s Sake, This Post-Apocalyptic Drama Needs More Dead Kids Hey, don’t look at me like I’m the monster.

Check out my latest piece in Slackjaw. #apocalypse #dramas #tv #satire
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O Canada, Please Accept These Apologies so We Can Be Besties Again | Robot Butt Canada, we would like to formally apologize.

Thanks @robotbutt.bsky.social for publishing this piece. #canada #apologies #satire
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I don't know about anyone else, but I've always wondered what my life would be like in a car commercial.
Love this @rj-x.bsky.social.
#satire #comedy

Hey America, It’s Your Boy, Satan. Seriously, though, none of this is on me.

Check out my latest satire in @belladonnacomedy.bsky.social. Friend link below.
#satire #comedy #humor
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This Isn’t the Future We at Dippin’ Dots Envisioned Since 1988, we at Dippin’ Dots have proudly sold the official ice cream of the future. And ever since, we’ve been waiting for the future to arrive ...

"Since 1988, we’ve been waiting for the future to arrive at Little League concession stands and any place that smells like popcorn and feet. But now that the future is here, we regret to announce that we are extremely disappointed."

7 Ways to Reanimate Your Life After Motherhood Hijacked Your Body and Mind Like That Fungus From… You’re still you; it just doesn’t always feel like it

My latest humor piece. Thank you @frazzledhumor.bsky.social!
#satire #parenting #humor
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Samuel L. Jackson Movie Quotes or Conversations With My Stockbroker? Who can tell anymore?

Just about every situation can be managed in Samuel L. Jackson movie quotes, including conversations with your stockbroker.
#satire #comedy #writing #moviequotes
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What Your Pole Decor Says About You This Flag-Waving Season Traditional American Flag:

Sharing my latest comedy piece.
#satire #comedy #writing
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My To Do List After Watching “With Love, Meghan” Get a bee guy.

So excited for my Second City classmate Elaine. I love this piece! thebelladonnacomedy.com/my-to-do-lis...

Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy “In the wake of votes by a handful of key Democrats, led by Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, to pass a GOP-led continuing resolution funding f...

"Yes, there’s danger in opening our gates to this statue. But there’s also danger in keeping it out… the danger of eroding the sanctity of the gift-giving process."

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Introducing the Willy-Nilly System of Governance The Willy-Nilly System of Governance is a hybrid model that brings together both definitions of the term willy-nilly: “in a careless way without pl...

"We're doing just whatever we feel like with no foresight, illustrating one of the Willy-Nilly System’s central tenets: There are no wrong answers because we should not assess any of our decisions before implementing them."

My latest humor piece. Thank you @frazzledhumor.bsky.social for publishing! And shout out to my beautiful children for inspiring my writing 😜

Love this. 👏 I've never felt so seen and visually represented as a parent.

Who’s playing along with Pete tonight?!