Bryan Westby

Hey, it's just the alcohol talking, all right? And the alcohol says, "This guy is fucking drunk."

What if the flashing seat belt sign on your dashboard was actually an alert telling you it's time to do yoga?

What if Superman is only saving the world to get laid? Still counts, right?

"...and so, Emma and her sister wives, will load ourselves into the wagons and head West, with our nurse-dolphin Maria in her own salt-water wagon, we will pledge each mile for cancer kids, who will totally get all your donations.."

DOWN GOES PEE WEE GERMAN!
DOWN GOES COUNT WANKULA!

How to stop Trump: turn off the escalator.

Tom Homan was investigated for accepting $50,000 from undercover FBI agents. Trump's DOJ shut it down. The FBI and Justice officials closed the investigation, which a Justice Department appointee had called a “deep state” probe in early 2025.

But of course. If you are all about corruption, why pretend?

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Most blue whales are right-handed.

The body language alone speaks VOLUMES.

#SlavaUkraine 🇺🇦

Keep in mind that EVERYTHING he says or does going forward is to distract from the EPSTEIN files.

E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G.

Some important facts about Greg Abbott.

If he's somehow allowed to run again, there's only one suitable candidate to run against him: BARACK OBAMA.

#PoeticJustice ⚖️

They found the missing sections of the Constitution!
Everything will be fine now.

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i used to do a lot of charity fundraising through free patreon posts, but theyre now getting blocked for 'erotic contect.' SO BEFORE ITS TAKEN DOWN here is the project i did with @jamieloftus.bsky.social to raise funds for streetfood vendors affected by ICE raids www.patreon.com/posts/this-l...

Congratulations, sir! Appearing on South Park is an honor, indeed. Not only have you "finally made it", you had the best line of dialogue in the show.

Good luck with your love of furniture and your continuing EPSTEIN Cover-Up,

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We have hit pay dirt, so please stop talking about what we will forever call "the Jeffrey EPSTEIN Hoax"

Sadly, his PAST supporters have bought into this "bullshit" hook, line and sinker.

We should just be grateful he doesn't want their support anymore & stick together like glue.

#EPSTEINS4EVER

The only character in The Matrix that complained about being woke (Cypher) was the one who betrayed his fellow humans against the dystopian machine that enslaved the entire human race.

When a network lays off one of America’s greatest satirists, it’s not because he failed. It’s because he succeeded too loudly.

The patron saint of profit is Saint Homobonus. I'm not making this up. I will not be commenting on this further.

Tell me you're in Epstein's Pedo-File without telling me you're in Epstein's Pedo-File.

#PanickyPrez 😱

Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American people wouldn’t notice them. “Don’t make any sudden movements, or they’ll spot us,” Rep. Hakeem Jeffries (D-NY) said out of the corner of his mouth, […]

Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them

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She was right.

#USDemocracy

I haven't seen any other members of Congress taking about ICE (and whoever else is helping ICE) wearing masks and removing badges to hide their identity.

Call your Rep &. Senators! Ask them to talk about why ICE / DHS are hiding their identities!

🚨(202) 224-3121

OMG yesssssssss

Turns out, judges agree.

In 'Anima Rising,' Gustav Klimt encounters a young woman under strange circumstances : NPR's Book of the Day In 1911 Vienna, a man on his way home spots the figure of a woman at the edge of the river. She is still, beautiful and nude, framed by tendrils of yellow hair. The man is Austrian painter Gustav Klim...

BOOK OF THE DAY!
BOOK OF THE DAY!
NPR BOOK OF THE MOTHERFUDGING DAY!

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Looks like easy target practice. I mean, they're all lined up like ducks.

Trump Crypto Venture World Liberty Financial Partners With KuCoin, Exchange Banned In U.S., Fined $300 Million Trump’s family controls World Liberty Financial, the crypto firm behind USD1—a new stablecoin now trading on KuCoin.

Trump’s New Partner For Crypto Venture Is KuCoin — An Exchange Banned In U.S., Fined $300 Million For Money Laundering

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