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Ace King

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I ๐Ÿ–ค Rock & Roll, horror & witchy things, animals, & IP law. Opinionated ๐ŸŒŠ. "Mom" of the late Duke of Fur, Doofy ๐Ÿ˜บ. My Dad called me Ace and I miss him. Also @kingpatentlaw

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Blenheim colored cavalier king charles spaniel Emmett King smiling with his duck toy.

Blenheim colored cavalier king charles spaniel Emmett King smiling with his duck toy.

The naughtiest rascal on the street. He looks so pleased with himself. He's been an absolute problem tonight.

14.02.2026 03:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Resisting the urge to just write "I know more than you do and I'm right so stfu" in a lawyer Facebook group this evening. My GP prescribed zero work and drinking more water this weekend. I've been so irritable this week I'm irritating myself ๐Ÿ˜ wheeeeeeeeeeee

14.02.2026 02:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hate that it's impossible to do my job and keep my business running competitively without having to use products and services from big companies that keep becoming more evil. The urge to disappear into the woods is stronger every day.

12.02.2026 22:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I improved my painting tonight by fucking it up accidentally. This is a weird hobby. I love it.

12.02.2026 03:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ending the day with some delicious local decaf coffee from Columbia Street Roastery and success finding and using a customer support chat to get an order cancel that "couldn't be canceled." Little dogs eating apple slices (no peel) is a sweet sight and a delightful sound.

12.02.2026 03:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm so cranky not even The Clash helped ๐Ÿ˜ก

11.02.2026 23:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is that "taking a handful of pills" like "fell out of a window" in Russia? Either way I'd be fine with her taking too many.

11.02.2026 23:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Right now I'd be ok with Illinois punting them out while the rest of the state secedes from what used to be the USA since it no longer exists or considers the Constitution a governing document.

11.02.2026 22:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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gold medal skippity paps

11.02.2026 15:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1649    ๐Ÿ” 494    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 15

Same, Gonz. Maybe we should bite things (just not friends or family)

11.02.2026 22:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FACTS.

11.02.2026 22:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

AMEN!!!!!!

11.02.2026 22:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean, yes, I am still a cranky bitch a lot, but I could be so much worse ๐Ÿ˜ and I'm happy to be crabby and irritable instead of paralyzed by depression or worse. Please treat your mental health seriously, friends. Maybe you don't think anyone cares because your brain is lying to you. Well, I care.

11.02.2026 22:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

These are tough times to handle for most decent people. If you think you might need therapy to help, please give it a whirl if you can. Or call a mental health hotline if you need to. There's no shame in asking for help coping. Ever. I go to therapy regularly and it helps me in so many ways. ๐Ÿ’–

11.02.2026 22:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every damn day it keeps getting worse. Dear other countries, please release the unredacted epstein files (except for protecting victim names, faces, and bodies, obv) so we can get rid of the whole damn administration

11.02.2026 20:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Between all the Bondi hearing awfulness and the dogs escaping when my mother walked down the driveway to the mailbox and getting nearly a half a mile away, even crossing a very busy 4-lane street (!), it has already been a hell of a day.

11.02.2026 19:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is so sweet.

11.02.2026 03:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Boy does he have the sad puppy eyes thing down perfectly when he is told he's had enough treats for now. He's never been fed in his entire life, you know.

10.02.2026 18:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm so happy I've finally entered a phase in my life in which I create art just to please myself and dgaf if anyone else ever even sees it, let alone likes it. It's so much fun!!! Also calming.

09.02.2026 04:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Smythe was married to Hell?? It's embarrassing to learn things from memes.

09.02.2026 04:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I enjoyed that halftime show. It was like a mini vacation.

09.02.2026 01:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If intuit can afford to sponsor the super bowl, and buy congress, they can afford to help lower-income people file their taxes for free. I own a business, so that's not me, but I believe no one with a simple tax return should have to pay a cent to file.

08.02.2026 23:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, darn. I was naively hoping for a nice anti-trump anti-ice chant.

08.02.2026 23:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The sad fact is Republicans in Congress (just like a third of them) could end our national Trump dystopian nightmare at literally anytime.

Theyโ€™d only have to have a shred of patriotism or devotion to the Constitution.

08.02.2026 15:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 63    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Rescue Bowl is about giving every animal a moment in the spotlight. Today we are sharing some of our longest-waiting dogs and cats who are still hoping for their forever teams. Adoption changes lives, and visibility matters.

#GetYourRescueOn #GreatAmericanRescueBowl @animalleague.bsky.social

08.02.2026 16:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The weirdest! I felt bad for them.

08.02.2026 04:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@noyoucmon.bsky.social did we see them at Kam's?

08.02.2026 04:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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