Shane Emery

Woke on November 4th, 2025:

I know the refs are officiating the tush push poorly on purpose to force the ban, I just can’t prove it

Gavin Newsom in 2028 trying to thread the needle of pro-Israel DNC establishment and the pro-Palestinian democratic base

What’s interesting about South Park vs Republicans right now is how scorched earth they’re going with their jokes where it’s impossible for someone like JD to just lean into and go: “I’m in on the joke you guys.” They made a joke about you guys sex trafficking Dora. They clearly hate you

Hot take: Dems doing it is good because it’s the only way gerrymandering will get banned on a national level. It’s only allowed because Republicans know Dems are too chicken shit to fight back. As soon as you show you’re willing to play dirty too, you force them to take it off the table

No joke, if you told a founding father in 1778 that you believed America should be a “catholic autocracy” they would literally have kicked you out of the Pennsylvania State house and hung on the streets of Philadelphia for everyone to see

Obama, Joe, and Hillary to Bill Clinton after putting his name in Epstein list in 2008

Kal-El: *didn’t conquer Earth cause his parent’s message was cut off*

Kara Zorel-El after being told to conquer Earth by her parents:

If there’s one silver lining in all of this, it’s that it’s kind of hilarious how much Trump and the GOP are just setting up JD Vance to fail in 2028

New York City: *nominates a socialist brown guy to be mayor*

50 year old white people who live in the suburbs 700 miles away from New York City:

“At least I can call people retarded again.”

We’re in the end game now

You're a dummy because your understanding of geopolitics is based on listening to two dumb comedians talk about it on a podcast. Unlike me, a smartie, who understands geopolitics because I played a video game where 6 different guys are named Snake

Nobody on Love Island is aware World War 3 is about to start

This is why atheists are so irritating, they’re not serious people. If you could be talked into or out of your beliefs by Kid Rock, you are a peabrain

You come to me on the day of Mission Impossible the Final Reckoning release and ask for a favor?

It’s Mission Impossible time in America

#LerrboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

In America, you can go to jail for buying the generic brand hummus over Sebra

Age yourself with a movie saw in the cinema

At least one terminally online zoomer is going to light themselves on fire in front of the Academy Museum because the Lava Chicken song from Minecraft wasn’t nominated for best song at the Oscar’s

Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.

(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)

"They want obedient workers. People who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork and just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shittier jobs with the lower pay the longer hours the reduced benefits the end of overtime and the vanishing pension" ~George Carlin

RFK Jr blames diet, lifestyle & vaccines for chronic illness.

Dr Oz says it’s a “patriotic duty” to lead a healthy life & be fit enough to serve in the military.

Neither of them are pushing for Universal Healthcare, basic income, an end to food deserts & inequality, clean water etc.

It’s eugenics

Like, it’s alarming how people within a short period of time of Trump’s second term are going: “oh right, I remember, I fucking hate this guy.” Republicans have one of the successful propaganda machines at their disposal and I have no idea how begin fighting that

Not to let DNC off the hook for how they handle the 2024 election, but instead of writing the 500th article about: “why the dems lost the working class” we should start looking into how republicans gaslit so many people into thinking Trump 2.0 was a good idea

RIP Pope Francis. I wish you could have lived long enough to see Steel Ball Run animated

JD doesn’t believe in anything. He said Trump was Hitler and appeared as “reasonable Republican” to win a senate race and then said lied about Haitian immigrants 2 years later to win a presidential race. His own book/origin is a lie. He grew up middle class living off his grandparents did pensions.

JD at his core is a slime politician in the pocket of big tech. Peter Thiel groomed JD to be the future president and institute his techno fascist vision and they’ll both say or do anything to go up the latter. First it was being anti-Trump republican and he just full on drinking the Trump kool-aid