Matt Eurich

I sing this alllll the time

30 years ago today, Michael Jordan returned to the Bulls and my folks bought me this jersey (which I've never had the heart to get rid of)

I may or may not still be drinking pumpkin spice coffee I hoarded back in the fall...

This just brought back a ton of memories. I played Crocodile Dentist so much as a kid.

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Caleb Williams today:

The Bears went into the offseason with massive needs along the offensive line and have done an incredible job of improving that interior.

Thuney, Dalman and Jackson are a major improvement in the interior.

Yes they have.

Drew Dalman is signing a 3-year deal with the Bears worth $42 million with $28 million guaranteed per Ian Rapoport.

Bears sign Drew Dalman yet?

Today feels like a good day to be more active on Bluesky

This is the exact type of content I needed Bluesky for!

9.) Eberflus is not a full three years into the job and is averaging 10 losses a season... What's the justification for keeping him?

We all know he'll spew some BS coachspeak at his presser about why they didn't win. Beyond frustrating.

8.) Not going for it in the second quarter led to the blocked FG, which sealed the team's fate today.

Eberflus plays scared even when his QB is rolling.

7.) The special teams unit redeemed itself (a little bit) with the onside recovery but that unit is also struggling.

How Hightower didn't fix the issue upfront after the block last week is a head-scratcher.

6.) Keenan Allen had some nice moments but some other questionable ones. I still don't like him being the guy who they lean on. He had 15 targets today.

By comparison, Moore had 7 targets and Rome had 10 targets.

5.) I liked the way DJ Moore was utilized today. It feels like this is what Shane Waldron wanted to do with him and didn't know how.

Thomas Brown has made sure he has a bigger role and that's a good thing.

3.) Not worried at all about Caleb. Once he gets with a coaching staff that isn't trying to neuter him he'll be able to flourish even more. The kid is good.

4.) Obviously had an awful sack in overtime, but his poise for the most part has been really impressive for a rookie.

2.) Eberflus coached scared in overtime. He had his dudes playing so far off the ball.

I don't understand why he coaches so scared.

Takeaways from Matt Eberflus' 31st loss in 45 games as the head coach of the Bears:

1.) Just put all of us out of our misery and fire Matt Eberflus.
It won't happen because the McCaskey's are cheap and it is short week, but this guy clearly ain't it.

14.) Two biggest takeaways of today: Matt Eberflus coaches scared and Caleb Williams is good.

13.) Keenan Allen just isn't the same guy he used to be. He was second in targets today (8) behind Rome Odunze (10).

More Rome and more DJ moving forward, please.

12.) I'm just so tired of that stupid Packers voodoo magic. It's gotta end at some point, right?

11.) I tweeted it earlier and I want to see a better balance in the running game with Swift and Roschon. Ro can pound it out and Swift is great on the outside and in the passing game. Get both involved more often.

10.) I still want more Cole Kmet in the passing game, especially in the red zone.

He has such great size that he should be a matchup nightmare against anyone.

9.) The backend of the defense got schooled by Christian Watson today. Those big plays just can't happen.

8.) Loved seeing how quickly Caleb got the ball out. That was my biggest gripe under Waldron that he kept holding it way too long.

It seems obvious they wanted to get the ball out quickly today and it worked. Just a shame it took that long to lean into what Caleb does well.

7.) A lot of credit goes to Thomas Brown and his playcalling today. He didn't try to make this harder than it is. Lean into Caleb's strengths and good things will happen.

6.) I was all prepared to praise the offensive line until that last drive in terms of pass protection. Caleb bailed them out but that start to the final series obviously wasn't ideal.

5.) The Bears desperately have to get better at applying pressure. Montez Sweat hasn't been the same guy he was when he got here last year.

They really need to add another high-end guy this offseason.

3.) Caleb looked the most comfortable he's looked in weeks. Still want more out of the passing game but it was an improvement over the last couple of weeks. Hopefully this scheme continues to help him advance.

4.) All the credit for him getting the team in position to win it.