Flipping off the Trump Winery sign

Reminds me of this exchange in the play “Inherit the Wind”:

BRADY
I mean to state that the day referred to is not necessarily a twenty-four-hour day.
DRUMMOND
It could have been thirty hours. Or a month, or a year. Or a hundred years (Seizing the rock.,)
Or ten million years!

The current press pool is predominantly a gaggle of Trump-supporting outlets.
ANGH.

Boss Hogg from Dukes of Hazzard

Howzabout fifty times?

How do you sign “Your mom”?

Carpetbagging harpy.
I hope her political career crashes and burns.

A Trump-branded grift, on a government domain.
This is where we are now, folks.

Baby bunny

I flushed this one from our lavender bush a couple of weeks ago.

So, real country, and bro country with snap tracks.

Pooh and Piglet walking in the snow. Is he dead yet? Asked piglet. No, said Pooh. Fuck, said Piglet.

Chris, take the trip over to Harrah’s on the Rez. They have a taco stand made to look like a food truck, and the carne asada burrito is bangin’!

Well, if you kill a couple hundred million of us, that’s some impressive weight loss right there. 😐

Boots Randolph.

Chautauqua Gorge overlook

An inviting view.

Rick Scott and Weekly World News’ Batboy side-by-side

“STOP DISENFRANCHISING COWS!”
-Bill Mitchell, probably

*looks at nine-decimal timestamps in Wireshark*
Huh.

That ass has never been on a horse. But he is a horse’s ass, EO there’s that.

That will absolutely suck. I’ve been a print edition subscriber since Vol. 1, Issue 1, not just for the bleeding edge tech articles, but the socio-political reporting as well. You could read about things that wouldn’t make the mainstream until six months later.

This. This take defines the man.

Affirms our right to bear footlongs with mustard and onions.

Dang, that’s upscale. All we have is a Tim Horton’s.

Well, he got the “extraordinary record” part right.
As in, “extraordinarily bad.”

It’s missing the spinning lozenge image.

It’s the old fisherman’s trick: hold your catch closer to the camera, and it looks bigger than it really is.

Mike Johnson with a satiric quote about the shutdown causing Stockholm Syndrome

“Stop hitting yourself!”

Just a Democrat, endorsed by Trump.
Yup; easy peasy!

I-40 sign in Barstow, CA - Wilmington, NC 2,554 miles

And keep going…

Because the organization I trust the most to award a peace prize is… FIFA.
While we’re mentioning abbreviations, WTAF.