Joshua 🎅

Journalism pros and cons:
Pros: Meet people from many walks of life, extra access to people with power
Cons: Awaken to the insane bureaucracy and how weasley your leaders can be

is this real smh

Fox News reporter job recently fell through (for obv reasons) waiting on the reply from my PBS interview

Group DMs would be cute

lebanese people, known for shouting out their views on the levantine to strangers

glengarry fuck

Ed harris to alec baldwin in glenarry glen ross

unblock me on Twitter please Derek

Good Mexican food in the OC
El Guey del Infierno

come back to California

Greetings friend, do you wish to look as happy as me?
Well you got the power inside you right now, just send one dollar to

jk welcome new followers

folded spine, HD a real reader

apparently this guy is still agonizing over me saying him and his ilk are soft??

im the 51st Vice President of the United States dude

its like if Ethan Klein was VP

so heres something interesting: i can officially report that JD Vance has ZERO JUICE. tragically juiceless

got mad and sent the maga army after me and all I got was 1900 replies calling me a goat fucker and maybe 20 DMs. sadly was not drone struck nor black bagged nor even menaced by a lone nut

Fuck this

Eh, Democrats lost 6 million voters between the two cycles.
Being off putting to those on the center-left seems worse than not pandering to never trumpers
We are ostracizing a group, it's just not the group the DNC cares about now

They should let it rain

Oh hell yeah dude

Honestly feel like half of my paycheck needs to go to charities I care about during these terms

The damn hell dude looked at my wearing his sweatshirt and would not like my story

Any mutuals going to be in sf this weekend?

American liberals who didn’t feel anything for Gaza are probably going to have a hard time caring about the mass deportations and expansion of Guantanamo
Once you let yourself be okay with something that evil I don’t think there is anything they won’t go along with
See fetterman and Gallego

I think we should be anti AI even if it’s less harmful to the environment based off principal but whatever

Dangerously close to a cringe opinion on the Gulf of Mexico thing, which is that "Mexico" honors the ancient Mexica people and "America" honors an Italian guy who went to Brazil once.

The ice raids are ruining my mental health
I don’t know how to handle this shit

A spoof of an infographic showing a map of Europe, colour-coded by which countries will offer food to visitors. The caption is "Will the detective investigating your murder be sad?" The Nordic territories are labelled "sad", Northern Europe is labelled "sad & wet", Eastern Europe, Southern France and Northern Italy are labelled "sad and drunk" and the Mediterranean nations are labelled "sexy". It's less funny when you explain it, to be honest.

Will the detective investigating your murder be sad?