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I am not the British zoologist ✅ Deck Verified • Copyeditor and occasional writer • Brooklyn via Kansas City • he/him

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Turning Point USA Halftime Show Opens With Snake-Handling Preacher

Turning Point USA Halftime Show Opens With Snake-Handling Preacher

Turning Point USA Halftime Show Opens With Snake-Handling Preacher

09.02.2026 01:15 — 👍 4141    🔁 611    💬 62    📌 35

I don’t know how else to explain it, but all the characters on Voyager seem like they came from the suburbs. They weren’t all in the same school district, but they knew each other from forensics meets

09.02.2026 01:02 — 👍 11    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Prediction: It’s a game of yardage. The team that moves the ball forward has a lock on the game

08.02.2026 23:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
The Atlantic wrote a piece saying the Epstein Files are not a big conspiracy but then there's a photo of the owner with Maxwell

The Atlantic wrote a piece saying the Epstein Files are not a big conspiracy but then there's a photo of the owner with Maxwell

Hahaha OK that's pretty good.

08.02.2026 21:25 — 👍 3408    🔁 896    💬 28    📌 34

Oh no I dislike the combat in Final Fantasy VII Remake

08.02.2026 20:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s hard to become a world-famous detective because it starts by hanging around murder scenes and noticing everything the cops miss. They hate that

08.02.2026 15:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He stranded a reporter in Kyiv. Laid her off with no arrangements for repatriation

08.02.2026 12:05 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Two hits: the hot single "Me Hitting You" and the club sensation "You Hitting the Floor." All in this incredible package, not available in stores!

08.02.2026 11:31 — 👍 12    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

I'm pretty positive on adulthood cause I get to say things from Batman: The Animated Series like "I have a fundraiser to attend" "The Council votes on that tomorrow" and "Oh no! The Riddler!"

08.02.2026 11:57 — 👍 257    🔁 42    💬 0    📌 0
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Donate to Support for Washington Post international employees, organized by Michelle Lee Among the hundreds of journalists laid off by The Washington Post on … Michelle Lee needs your support for Support for Washington Post international employees

Former Washington Post journalists have launched a GoFundMe to help repatriate fired staff members who are effectively stranded in foreign countries.

One of the richest men in the world fired them from the paper and didn’t even pay to ensure they got home.

Abolish the billionaire class:

08.02.2026 04:37 — 👍 7034    🔁 3675    💬 165    📌 455
a numbers station machine.

a numbers station machine.

WELCOME TO 96.9, THE RAVEN
[EXPLOSION SFX]
WHERE IT'S NOTHING BUT NUMBERS, NUMBERS, NUMBERS
[AUSTIN POWERS "YEAH, BABY"]
NUMBERS YOU CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE
[JURASSIC PARK "YOU CRAZY SON OF A BITCH, YOU DID IT"]
GET IN TO THE MIX
[HOMER SIMPSON "WOO HOO"]
STARTING *NOW*

1... 2... 3... 4...

5...

08.02.2026 04:52 — 👍 289    🔁 75    💬 6    📌 1
Kyle MacLachlan as Jeffrey in Blue Velvet, sitting in a car. He looks distraught and has tears in his eyes

Kyle MacLachlan as Jeffrey in Blue Velvet, sitting in a car. He looks distraught and has tears in his eyes

Why are there apps like Microsoft Teams?

28.01.2025 16:23 — 👍 154    🔁 51    💬 2    📌 0

Those inns serve so much “hot crusty bread.”

08.02.2026 02:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Former Kansas City Royals speedster Terrance Gore dies at age 34 Terrance Gore, one of the last major leaguers to make an impact solely with breathtaking speed died Feb. 6, after complications during surgery.

Dang - Terrance Gore won 3 World Series rings, not because he is a good hitter or fielder, but because he is fast as fuck and teams used him from September on to pinch-run.

RIP you speed demon.

07.02.2026 19:56 — 👍 14    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
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Pat McAfee blown away to learn San Francisco is not what conservative media makes it out to be
"This place has been gorgeous. It has been incredible."
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HOME ESPN FOX NBC MORE E Pat McAfee blown away to learn San Francisco is not what conservative media makes it out to be "This place has been gorgeous. It has been incredible." F 2.6.26 #PMSLIV PAT MCAFEE SHOW ** UNE FROM SAN FRANCISCO ** SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS TIGHT END GEORGE KITTLE Credit: The Pat McAfee Show By Sean Keeley on 02/06/2026

tfw you leave Plato’s cave

awfulannouncing.com/nfl/pat-mcaf...

07.02.2026 18:09 — 👍 7579    🔁 1189    💬 145    📌 170

It is 10 fucking degrees in NYC for the 20th consecutive day. Am I JOB?

07.02.2026 19:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Elon is the earliest and most notable example but Bezos firing the entire staff of the Post is a big swing in the emerging season of guillotine popularism

07.02.2026 12:48 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The msm delusion that 2024 was a political realignment lasted just long enough for billionaires to go fully mask-off and think they'd get away with it

07.02.2026 12:46 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

see you next tuesday

07.02.2026 12:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh, look, it's another 100-year-old rep who thinks ICE is just fine the way it is

07.02.2026 12:32 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

EVERYONE: abolish ICE
DEMOCRATS: reform ICE?
E: abolish ICE
D: so we should keep ICE
E: abolish ICE
D: ah, keep ICE the same way that it is now
E: abolish ICE
D: oh, make them worse than they are now
E: abolish ICE
D: and give them a bigger budget
E: abolish ICE
D: see, we do listen to the people

03.02.2026 22:55 — 👍 274    🔁 82    💬 6    📌 1

GM: Charisma check.

Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]

GM: that’s a d6 how did you

Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

07.02.2026 05:01 — 👍 31729    🔁 6565    💬 210    📌 150

Hey, some British people once made fun of a photo of me with my shoes on in the house and yet this guy is wearing loafers in his kitchen. Is the kitchen a special zone?

07.02.2026 11:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

‘It’s pissing people off’: Centrist Democrats are livid with AIPAC after primary fiasco
AIPAC spent $2 million attacking moderate-leaning Tom Malinowski in a House special election — and may have handed the race to progressive Analilia Mejia.

‘It’s pissing people off’: Centrist Democrats are livid with AIPAC after primary fiasco AIPAC spent $2 million attacking moderate-leaning Tom Malinowski in a House special election — and may have handed the race to progressive Analilia Mejia.

Inject this into my veins

06.02.2026 20:55 — 👍 2584    🔁 395    💬 27    📌 30

what reuben means in hebrew is "look y'all, a boy" [second person plural imperative for to look + word for boy or son] and i think thats a beautifully passive aggressive name for the matriarch leah to have bestowed on her firstborn

07.02.2026 00:39 — 👍 145    🔁 4    💬 9    📌 2

This would be bleak if it were true, but we’ve seen so much evidence to the contrary over the last six+ weeks

07.02.2026 01:30 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Like, literally the reason I didn’t is because I wasn’t sure if anyone even reads Piers Anthony in 2026 and I didn’t want to come across as the old man with aching bones that I am

06.02.2026 22:44 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It was already cited as precedent in two other state cases today

06.02.2026 22:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

for better or worse, people will forget about that video by the end of the year, if not end of the month. but when trump finally kicks the bucket, there were be orgasmic celebrations across the US & around the world. he will be remembered as the most despised US president since WWII for generations

06.02.2026 18:53 — 👍 8992    🔁 1100    💬 239    📌 75

Fuck yeah

06.02.2026 22:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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