Chris Packham

My favorite scene in The Godfather II is when Hyman Roth makes the waiter show everyone a totally ordinary cake

I don't have dry mouth, I just use them to drool more

Hahahahahaha Curtis Sliwa outpolling Adams

Each of them could pair off with a Coen brother

I would take jail time over working in that writer's room with two centimillionaires

"Prodigy City" has powerful unrevised placeholder vibes

I'll go a step further and say every Noah Hawley project is terrible, pretentious garbage

Yeah cool south park are "leveraging their platform against the Trump administration". They also leverage it against trans people.

Using the baby vest to carry my hams

"We're here today because Anas Sharif along with several of his colleagues were murdered in an Israeli air strike & we're in front of the NYT because of the role that legacy media.. have played in running cover for Israels genocide"

Nas Issa from the Palestinian Youth Movement

This is just Fortnite

Sorkin brain horseshit right here

Kamala’s “care economy” stuff was great!

Too bad it took a backseat to blood and soil neocon girlboss tour that defined Kamala’s primary messaging.

then a young tough was on some sort of skated board

Everybody was kung fu fighting. Those cats were fast as lightning. In fact, it was a little bit frightening. So forgive me if I doubt that crime's declining

ENEMY FELLED

When they develop a model that doesn't generate misinfo or nonfactual responses, we'll know it because everyone will be astonished. It will be like a dog that knows karate. Holy shit, you guys, you have to see the dog that knows karate

I'm going to shriek at the next person who tells me gay marriage is a "distraction". I have access to health insurance through my legal gay marriage, assholes. This isn't some abstract institution for me. It's a thing that directly impacts my material reality.

What if a cop did a sick backside ollie? Does ACAB still count for him?

When you return to the Gatefront site of grace in Limvale after finding the katana Rivers of Blood

Things were always going to be bad but they are 100x worse because of how the democrats behaved in the transition period and his first 100 days.

But I solemnly vow that I am going to beat that son of a bitch to death with a greatsword this time

I don’t accept that killing Radahn via the rot breath incantation is cheesing the boss because (a) it’s pretty hard to do it four times without getting stomped and (b) the developers made him vulnerable to rot on purpose.

However, the greatshield/poke strategy is hilarious

"Tetsuo is the monster; Akira is just some goo in a jar," is my "Actually, Frankenstein was the doctor."

It’s great (I sometimes still see drama, though)

What's the FBI gonna do if they see a crime on the street? Write anonymous letters to MLK's wife?

Just 30 minutes of backwriting could have ironed out this ridiculous coincidence

Every Jack Reacher novel is a first draft. Like, Reacher wanders into a small town where a man has been found dead. Once the story establishes that Reacher didn't do it, Lee Child needed a motivation for the character, so the dead body turns out to be REACHER'S BROTHER. And they're ALL LIKE THIS

the intensity of my anger at those who would criminalize the homeless — a population literally created by the greed and callousness of the ruling class — is very hard to contain. it was you who dismantled the safety net. if you don’t like the results, put it back

I accidentally blocked myself and now I can't see what I'm saying about myself (probably nothing good)