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In capitalism, sometimes technology can be broadly beneficial, without lying dangers. In hyper, capitalism or late stage capitalism, technology being a benefit is always going to be the outlier. There is no incentive to make things available, affordable, and universal.

It’s not gonna be a problem. It’s really just gonna be a very bright flashlight and a bunch of rigs for cryptomining. Besides, the giant gold “T” on the outside will melt and flood the rest of the White House with gold.

The plan is coming together. Trump fucks cattle ranchers. Ranches cannot stay in business that way. Trump makes soybean exports impossible. Those can still sell here.

Trump is making America into soyboys!

For those people who are wondering about the $37 trillion national debt and how Trump is doing this despite the rhetoric, take a lesson from Louisiana. Look up Bobby Jindal. Same bullshit. Took the state from a surplus to a debt by phenomenal tax cuts for the wealthy and businesses.

Hakeem Jeffries finally endorsed Zohran Mamdani. Glad gravity can defeat old for goddamn once.

Did you ever think you were going to find a more transparent, more transactional, and more corrupt declaration for US war than George W. Bush in your lifetime? I didn’t. That was not on my bingo card. But Trump is poised.

I would’ve loved to have heard a Peter Steele cover of pink pony club. Type O Negative definitely did that kind of stuff like that (look up their covers. It’s amazing) and I feel like Chappell Roan would’ve been cool about it.

If you still believe Trump, lemme tell you what you believe:

1) the East Wing of the White House isn’t part of the White House.

2) the economy grew by $17 trillion this year.

3) the president has the legal authority to lock up anyone you know for any reason without trial.

Start looking for where Trump and Miller are stashing their money to run away with.

Have we considered the possibility that all of the bullshit ICE is doing is just a very long-term plan to rehabilitate local police image by comparison?

We gave Argentina ALL of the USAID budget plus a few million more.

Is this the time to be frightened yet? When can we officially call it a coup? Do they have to have their boot on the throat of your fucking mother? How many dead neighbors are enough? This shit is coming. It may not be tomorrow, but it’s coming. Everything so far has been a test, and we have failed.

So it looks like the Department of Justice is no longer willing to charge people who threaten to kill standing members of Congress.

I have the opportunity right now to be very funny. I want you to know how hard it is for me not to follow this up with something actionable.

Gotcha. Laura Fine, bought and paid for by AIPAC.

Much like the Nigerian prince emails, the point is to only get the attention of stupid people!

This offbrand Muppet has rookie numbers. He could be out bullshitted by the lowest member of MAGA on a slow week.

I’d vote for you.

This is your friendly reminder that Trump said he wasn’t a king and then went to $1 million a plate dinner.

You can’t even make this shit up. The fact that the Onion still exists is nothing short of a testament to how good their writing is.

This man, who looks a little bit like if Steven Spielberg were left in the oven too long and melted, is Russell Vought. The Project 2025 guy, and the director of the office of management and budget. And turns out he was the one running DOGE all along.

Once again, Elon is the bitch of MAGA.

ICE shoots a US marshal while trying to break his car window with a gun.

Hey, I thought you MAGAts got mad about cops getting shot?

And one of the excavators is German…

You know, I could shout into the void forever, but nothing would be more a damning condemnation of a metaphor for what MAGA has done to the government than this image of the White House:

“Boys will be boys.” - the boy in the at bat circle of the White House.

You know, if George Soros can afford to pay off millions of demonstrators to risk their lives against the national guard in some cases, then that man is richer than any human being who has ever existed put together. Elon Musk is a pauper by comparison, and Trump is basically homeless.

Hehe.

What You Should Know About Russ Vought, Trump’s Shadow President Vought is the architect of President Trump’s broader plan to fire civil servants, freeze government programs and dismantle entire agencies. Here are some key things to know about the D.C. insider who ...

“If you’re watching television and the words ‘woke and weaponized’ come out of a politician’s mouth, you can know that this is coming ... from the strategies we’re putting out,” Russ Vought boasted in a recording obtained by @propublica.org

I feel like the primary scale lacking in American education is understanding, percentages, sample size, and methodology. It explains so much.

Vance says the Young Republicans, some of which were 35, were only guilty of “locker room talk.”

Wow. Maybe I grew up different but we didn’t praise Hitler in the locker room.

They look a lot like the cops from the civil rights marches from the 60s. Wonder if that’s intentional.

The actions of Donald Trump today will be the cause for so many acts of terrorism in the coming days. We are bombing ships out of South America indiscriminately. Prepare for a new version of Islamophobia within the next 10 years.

40 billion to Argentina, but sure, we can’t afford weather balloons, special ed classes, or goddamn PBS.

As someone who lives in a flood plain, my sympathies to Alaska, having flooded several feet in the night Monday.

We need NOAA funded. This suffering is on the current administration.