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@mercurygreen.bsky.social

Washington state, single, knows that you didn't ACTUALLY restart your computer. https://linktr.ee/brycemaryott

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Latest posts by mercurygreen.bsky.social on Bluesky

Our school uses an eRecycle service because even though I don't know anyone that can use it, doesn't mean NO ONE could use it.

07.06.2025 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

...can we get a Kickstarter with a Xxxenophile deck reprint?

28.05.2025 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Today it learned there is a thing called "thickened water"

28.05.2025 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

TIL that Apple will not permit its products to be used by villains in media. They’re OK with protagonists using iPhones, but not the bad guys. This is so reliably true that seasons of whodunnit TV have been ruined by fans figuring out who the bad guy is cuz they’re the only one not using an iPhone.

13.05.2025 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 893    πŸ” 194    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

JD Vance can't vote.
Elon Musk ends up on the Autism registry.

If it wasn't for the MILLIONS of people that would be hurt, I wouldn't be sure what to wish.

26.04.2025 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am *required* to give my June a greenie after her SECOND walk of the day.

Dogs have rules.

25.04.2025 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No idea why you think it's bad. You're gorgeous!

25.04.2025 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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24.04.2025 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 8706    πŸ” 1991    πŸ’¬ 162    πŸ“Œ 142

I want a president who is tougher on Putin than he is on Harvard.

24.04.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 32118    πŸ” 6459    πŸ’¬ 509    πŸ“Œ 224
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ICE Agent Smashes Immigrant's Car Window While He Waits For Lawyer In Harrowing Video ICE is completely out of control.

This is despicable. ICE is out of control.

18.04.2025 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 13288    πŸ” 3661    πŸ’¬ 1442    πŸ“Œ 349

Typo. He's giving us a golden SHOWER of stupid!
Non-consensually.

10.04.2025 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why does no one mention Vance since he was also in the chat?

26.03.2025 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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hillary clinton is smiling while speaking into a microphone in front of a crowd . ALT: hillary clinton is smiling while speaking into a microphone in front of a crowd .

I'm no lawyer, but it seems like discussing war plans in Signal outside a SCIF is maybe just a little bit worse than using a private server to send emails that weren't even marked as classified. But what do I know.

24.03.2025 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 57409    πŸ” 13687    πŸ’¬ 1188    πŸ“Œ 561

There was meme about a professor that gave test points if you knew the name of the person who emptied the garbage.
I address all three by name.

25.03.2025 14:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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...I've thought about flirting with you there for the last few years...

23.03.2025 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

...except for the titles, I wouldn't be surprised if this was Trump and Congress (and, no, he doesn't have that power)

23.03.2025 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Mine was retail then at a hotel. Owners in both places practiced "Let's you and him fight!"

11.03.2025 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

May they have the life they deserve.

11.03.2025 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
research lab

research lab

Good news alert!
CDC data restored.
restoredcdc.org/www.cdc.gov/

09.03.2025 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3029    πŸ” 489    πŸ’¬ 72    πŸ“Œ 20
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It would be a real shame if y'all shared this online, printed out a few and hung up all around the Eastern Shore of Maryland. πŸ˜‰

09.03.2025 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 34727    πŸ” 13029    πŸ’¬ 896    πŸ“Œ 554

I said what I said.

06.03.2025 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This was someone complaining about Twitter/X

06.03.2025 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Earlier I said "Stock up on multivitamins" because of future food problems.
Also, start growing your own herbs and seasonings so you add flavor to crappy food.

06.03.2025 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Exiting FA
Entering FO

23.02.2025 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I watch about two thirds of videos (and movies) at 2x speed.

23.02.2025 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Those are the videos where they slow themselves down so they earn more with "long form" videos.

23.02.2025 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Porn. I use it for free porn.

23.02.2025 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sorry, that's not irony. It's just an attempt to recreate institutional racism.

23.02.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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