Oliver Shreeve

What on earth are those ChatGPT caricatures on Insta? Are people really giving it enough information to understand their jobs AND what they look like?

It’s a remortgage but I can’t help and worry that I’m putting something down wrong. And the amount of chasing up to get basic information!

Mortgage documentation is such fun. Such fun, I say!

No gym today with this rain. Have you seen outside? And my not back to the size where I fit my rain-proof stuff

Although, if I were writing this season of the UK, I’d be tempted to finish with a lipsync for the crown between Polanski and Streeting (with camera cuts to Farage in the background, like Phi Phi in that All Stars ep) and then it would be revealed they were secret lovers all along

/sarcasm just in case some one reads that thinks it’s actually my opinion

Sounds like an upright citizen and perfect leadership material! Put the best of us forward!

I’ve been out of the news cycle.
We’re waiting for Starmer to be ousted because of Mandelson? And people are worried that Streeting will replace him? Is that about right?

Motherland is a documentary

Bilbo looking at his phone top on bottom is ChatGPT After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it? You're absolutely right — you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.

I have no idea what F8 would do! (I used a Steamdeck)

For beginners? Pwfah! I’ve beaten BG3 on 3 different characters!

Ditto. My partner and I have a whole resolution about trying to make friends down here rather than just staying homebodies. We thought that maybe Dice Saloon might have something but it seems hard to parse their calendar

Has anyone gone to Dungeons and Divas in Brighton at the Actors?
I’m looking for a queer oriented dnd or board game thing

Does a weighted vest actually do something? Does it help?

The second Friday of the year is 'quitter's day'. It's marketing but it's a nice rule of thumb. However, Friday was the first day of this year so is it actually tomorrow? Is that when everyone will give up?

Wrote about affluenza and Britain's strange fiscal dysphoria www.economist.com/britain/2026...

Isn't this what the Apprentice said they had to do for every episode to make Trump's candidate choices seem sensible?

This makes me dread looking for my next job. In a few years it seems that the whole job hunt has changed, and it wasn't fit for purpose to begin with

So that’s where ‘staff’ as a role title comes from!

Same! I’m remortgaging and had put myself down as a market researcher and my partner as a graphic designer

When did 'staff' become a seniority level? I know it's existed for a bit now but did we really need something else to slot next to Lead, Principal? It's goes Lead -> Staff -> Principal, right?

It’s the “weapon I built” bit at the end that really solidifies the fact they knew they were voting with the intent to cause harm

I don’t know why I felt the need for a trigger warning. All skeets are by their very nature middle aged

Middle aged skeet incoming:
Some shelves I ordered are being delivered today and I’m excited!

“Good for business and against the LGBTQ agenda”. Well screw you too

Jesus Christ on a stick!

I can so see the kinder egg thing now you mention it!

Large versions of biscuits that Brits love sold as an “Easter egg” by an upmarket supermarket. No actual egg, just marketing spin

A picture of boxes with giant Easter egg biscuits from M&S. The one on the top is a giant M&S custard cream, the bottom one is a giant M&S chocolate ground. There’s a Rude Health granola peaking out from the back

Early in the year reminder to buy these for Easter before they sell out