David Teicher

Just popping in to say happy birthday to me. And also to show you this brisket that I smoked for 24 hours and came out perfect.

Hi good morning and happy Passover

I’m thrilled that it appears this way from the outside but I do NOT Have unlimited energy lol. I exist on coffee and adhd meds at the moment, without which I’d be extremely overwhelmed and crying in a corner somewhere

They want to set us back 100 years socially, economically and environmentally

They want to get us so angry we burn out and desensitize

They want us feeling hopeless

Butters says “GOOD MORNING”

Butters says “GOOD MORNING”

If Tom is Short for Thomas, Tim should be short for Thimas

But

If Tim is short for Timothy, Tom should be short for Tomathy

And Jim is short for Jimathy. I got this. I think.😘

If Tom is Short for Thomas, Tim should be short for Thimas

But

If Tim is short for Timothy, Tom should be short for Tomathy

People keep following me here despite me barely posting

I’m in

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Exactly. It’s so sad and disheartening

Politicizing natural disasters is the lowest of low. Facing tragedy is when we’re supposed to overcome our differences and help each other out.
If we can’t do that are we even a country?

My heart breaks for all my LA fam and everyone in SoCal.

Climate change is real and will come for us all in one way or another. No one will be immune

LA 211 has paired up with Airbnb.

Anyone who has been evacuated because of the Palisades fire can stay in an Airbnb for one week at no charge.

Dial 2-1-1 or visit www.211LA.org

Free speech means we can talk as much as we want about the billionaire human centipede and debate whose mouth is on whose asshole.

I think it goes Zuck > 👄 > Trump > 👄 > Musk

Or maybe it’s a full circle like an ouroboros sitch

What do you think?

I must have the hots for the ice in my driveway the way I went down on her so fast

I fell for her hard and fast and yeah I got a little hurt, but that’s love, right?

It's clear that Musk and Zuckerberg have figured out that they can go all-in for every Hold 'Em hand, no matter their cards, because if they lose $1 billion or $10 billion at a time, they can always take out more and that the odds are in their favor to win -- because they have $750 billion.

I must have the hots for the ice in my driveway the way I went down on her so fast

I fell for her hard and fast and yeah I got a little hurt, but that’s love, right?

LG’s microwave has a 27-inch display that’ll be perfect for ads From the company that serves full-screen ads on its idle TVs.

if you got all the new "smart" (BIG air quotes) kitchen appliances - but got a different brand for each one....

can you imagine the sheer cacophony of a kitchen full of appliances pumping speech out at each other, draining resources

www.theverge.com/2024/12/30/2...

Dude. Peak dad level

The way parents get involved in Kids School drama and make things so much worse 🤦‍♂️

“paint me like one of your French girls”

“paint me like one of your French girls”

My least favorite part of home alone is how Kevin sets all the traps, then makes his microwaved Mac and cheese dinner, but then the clock strikes 9 and bad guys show up and he doesn’t get to eat it.

My least favorite part of home alone is how Kevin sets all the traps, then makes his microwaved Mac and cheese dinner, but then the clock strikes 9 and bad guys show up and he doesn’t get to eat it.

You hear Christmas music.
I hear Home Alone music

we are not the same

Who the fuck cares Jesus Christ internet culture reporting isn’t just matching a few words together and saying “this is what kids do now.”

now we're talkin