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The average israeli propaganda piece these days:

-They said I was starving palestinians in Gaza lads

-tell us what happened lad

-They said I was starving palestinians in Gaza

-ye but why

-I was starving palestinians

-in Gaza?

-yeh it was in Gaza

these videos permanently altered how i day the word "friday"

Die Fugger II / PC / Sunflowers / 1996

pixelatedboat aka "mr blues... @pixelated... • 9h To be honest, I haven't trusted Stephen Colbert ever since he conveniently abandoned all his right wing views as soon as he got hired to host a network talk show • • • The Fierce Independent @thefierceindie.bsky.social Apparently you don't know what satire looks like.

In Super Mario 3D World + Bowser's Fury, crouch-walking against a switch will make Mario vibrate extremely rapidly while emitting a barrage of "ha", "hoo", and "hmm" soundbites.

so there's a fun trend right now in the deltarune fandom over on twitter where folks rearrange various songs to include the melody of Don't Forget. anyway, just thought that was interesting. here's a totally unrelated runescape video

#chess_arts (?)

AP article headline discussing Microsoft providing AI to Israel “for war but not to harm people in Gaza” something totally normal and possible to achieve

don’t worry everybody, Microsoft had to lay off 9,000 people today so they could literally give 100 million more dollars in AI funding to Israel

that entire last level was stressful as hell to watch in the best way. i gotta pick up this toys

whys the name down there. that's where the typeline goes

using "the other guy sucks!" as a voting tactic is bad both because 1) if you announce you're willing to vote for a bad candidate just because the other guy is worse, that's all you'll get & 2) it clearly doesn't work, as evidenced by how the worse parties win at least half of the time anyway

oh work is FUCKED fucked today

if Thunberg is brave enough to repeatedly put herself directly in harm’s way, then journalists can be brave enough to say that a civilian vessel was illegally seized in international waters, and its crew abducted

My feeling is that anyone who thinks the protestors are protesting wrong should go down there and demonstrate the correct way to protest in person and see what the various juices pumping through your body tell you what to do when a man dressed in black plastic shoots a gas can into your abdomen

but if they matchmake they might have to play with somebody who isn't good at the new video game that just came out and that's basically the worst thing a game could ever do to them

I've decided this is written by AI, ergo I don't have to read it. I've decided these people are all scammers, therefore I don't have to be uncomfortable about an ongoing ethnic cleansing

peemoons' prize......

Microsoft is trying to convince the public there’s nothing wrong with how Israel is using its tech or the fact it’s supplying an apartheid state with that tech at all, while stifling internal dissent.

Probably a good moment to remind people BDS is calling for a boycott of Game Pass.

Don't buy Oblivion
Don't buy Doom: The Dark Ages
Cancel your gamepass subscription
Do not give Microsoft another red cent that they don't pry from your dead fists

Fourteen Thousand.

The long campaign to dehumanize Palestinians is, fundamentally, about this. To provide cover for the annihilation of a people and their culture, from the youngest to the oldest, to shrugs from the most powerful nations in the world.

love* to see more absolute sociopaths in the replies wishing death on people who are stuck in red states just because they're outnumbered or out gerrymandered

*absolutely hate, fuck all of you

the Final Fantasy MTG cards look nice, but I think this is too much flavor text for a card

Incredible work by Bluesky's image previewer

oh fuck he's learned instant transmission

man it sucks that i have to learn this kind of info on bluesky rather than some kind of dedicated jeremy renner based social media platform. someone needs to get on that

A cow in a business suit holds out a lump-with-handle cow tool above the caption: "If you're 20-30 & your main circle isn't discussing: -Lumps -Lumps (with handle) -Pronglers -Weird messed up saws Then it's time to find a new circle. Your network is your Network Worth!"

it's all about mindset 🧠💰

It's become increasingly clear that it's not even exaggerating a little to say that Joe Biden loved genocide so much that he was willing to give the country over to Trump in order to keep facilitating it

You’ve recently eaten cake. Would you like to chew broken glass?

do you want to play a game with me its called strawberries and i always win

He is gonna accidentally kill the pope or set fire to the sistine chapel or something