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Roller Derby, TTRPGs, Board Games, LARP, Discworld, Yarn-Crafts. Oxford, UK based Queer Nerd. They/She/He/It/...

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16.02.2026 13:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7904    ๐Ÿ” 2364    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 39    ๐Ÿ“Œ 24

I cannot really articulate my hatred for Starmer. I had come to expect that Tory PMs would be shit, and hoped for an end to all that. Then, when I discovered that the man for whom Iโ€™d held my nose and voted was even worse, it made me feel
both stupid and incandescently angry.

It all feels hopeless.

16.02.2026 08:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 46    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Good lord

15.02.2026 23:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 33    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
T2 kid telling the killbot he doesn't know the target. Like a true hero

T2 kid telling the killbot he doesn't know the target. Like a true hero

Remember, kids: you too can save humanity's future.

13.02.2026 17:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 81    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Conversation that I really hope happened:

PARENT: Yes, Principal, we have told him never to resort to physical violence. Of course weโ€™re disappointed. Heโ€™ll be grounded for a month.

*five minutes later, in the car*

PARENT: Ice cream before or after we go get you that new PS5?

13.02.2026 22:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 899    ๐Ÿ” 112    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

I gave in to my urges and painted Saint Nigel ๐Ÿ˜” Forgive me.

13.02.2026 17:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 171    ๐Ÿ” 57    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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California's wealth tax doesn't fix the real problem: Cash-poor billionaires who borrow money, tax-free, to live on | Fortune Billionaires live under "buy, borrow, die," and California's wealth tax wouldn't touch that. An estimated $1 trillion of wealth has already fled.

Another absolute necessity: outlaw the billionaire strategy of dodging taxes by living off of tax-free loans against their stocks/real estate holdings. No more "buy-borrow-die."

fortune.com/2026/01/14/w...

13.02.2026 16:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 475    ๐Ÿ” 127    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

greatest news today, i'm almost proud

13.02.2026 14:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 49    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They're not going to make up lost votes from leftists by appealing to the center and "moderate right". If that's not clear now after 30+ years of that tactic, they're a lost cause. It's not 1992 anymore.

13.02.2026 14:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 36    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh captain our captain

13.02.2026 06:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 316    ๐Ÿ” 64    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Yes, if you continue to be friends with someone who deliberately & repeatedly commits heinous crimes then you are a bad person. If you continue to be friends, knowing that they are secretly committing crimes then you are definitely complicit. Also, someone needs to check that guyโ€™s hard-drive, stat.

12.02.2026 21:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Put this woman in the Senate.

12.02.2026 16:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Counterpoint:

-No it isn't.
-And yes you are.

12.02.2026 16:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1212    ๐Ÿ” 281    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

A reminder that one thing that allowed Darwin to focus on science was a large team of servants that catered to his every need.

12.02.2026 16:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 94    ๐Ÿ” 30    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Right. Heads-up that the government's trying to push more transphobic guidance into schools (because of course they fucking are), and per the BBC '[a] new consultation on Thursday's updated guidance is due to run for 10 weeks.'

So we find it, we fill it in, we tell them how wrong they are. Again.

12.02.2026 15:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yโ€™all got any moves besides blackmail perhaps

12.02.2026 09:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 221    ๐Ÿ” 28    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Ireland announces scheme to provide basic income for artists The Basic Income for Artists (BIA) project is believed to be the first permanent one of its kind in the world.

Ireland: a proper country.

11.02.2026 23:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 896    ๐Ÿ” 226    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 24

Babe, wake up, new sarcastic but entirely worthwhile internet abbreviation just dropped

11.02.2026 23:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2689    ๐Ÿ” 870    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

This is the funniest shit I've seen in years.

12.02.2026 00:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 159    ๐Ÿ” 58    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One other bit context here:

โ€œThe average McDonald's restaurant generates nearly $2.7 million in annual sales.โ€ (Per Business Insider, circa 2019)

12.02.2026 00:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I stand by my opinion that everyone claiming to not understand why anyone is against genAI in TYoOL 2026, or that anyone against it is just a hysteric incapable of reason, is a fucking faker.

12.02.2026 01:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 803    ๐Ÿ” 145    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

New One Page RPG: 101 Dalmatian Pelicans

10.02.2026 12:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Screenshot of a Wall Street Journal article titled "The Big Money in Todayโ€™s Economy Is Going to Capital, Not Labor." Two charts show trends since 1980: corporate profits rising as a share of gross domestic income, while labor compensation steadily declines.

Screenshot of a Wall Street Journal article titled "The Big Money in Todayโ€™s Economy Is Going to Capital, Not Labor." Two charts show trends since 1980: corporate profits rising as a share of gross domestic income, while labor compensation steadily declines.

The Wall Street Journal just illustrated the core argument of my book: a system rigged to reward capital over labor is one in which even full-time work no longer secures the most basic material needs.

This is the economic order that produces the "working homeless."

www.wsj.com/economy/jobs...

10.02.2026 14:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1542    ๐Ÿ” 677    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 53

They are not and should not be allowed to do this and everyone responsible should be tried and face consequences, including and up to every mealy-mouthed congressperson who doesn't dare to say wrong is wrong.

10.02.2026 17:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 99    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my "i left epstein island with ALL of my children" tshirt is prompting questions already answered by my shirt

10.02.2026 17:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1192    ๐Ÿ” 132    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 31    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
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Zia Yusuf tweet: 'Bangor University have banned Reform and called us racist, transphobic and homophobic". 

Bangor receives E30 million in state funding a year, much of which comes from Reform-voting taxpayers.

I am sure they wonโ€™t mind losing every penny of that state funding under a Reform government. After all, they wouldnโ€™t want a racistโ€™s money would they?'

Zia Yusuf tweet: 'Bangor University have banned Reform and called us racist, transphobic and homophobic". Bangor receives E30 million in state funding a year, much of which comes from Reform-voting taxpayers. I am sure they wonโ€™t mind losing every penny of that state funding under a Reform government. After all, they wouldnโ€™t want a racistโ€™s money would they?'

Reform's Sarah Pochin (the one who complained about brown people being in adverts) wrote to Bangor university's student debating society asking to be hosted. They said 'no thanks, you're a bit of a racist, we don't like those' & now Reform are threatening to shut down the entire university!

10.02.2026 12:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 51    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
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The Steam Machine Has Been Delayed Because Stupid Little Babies Can't Stop Using AI To Write Their Emails 'The limited availability and growing prices of these critical components mean we must revisit our exact shipping schedule and pricing'

Dude

The guy that wrote this news article was fucking DONE

aftermath.site/steam-machin...

06.02.2026 01:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 903    ๐Ÿ” 407    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 15

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