@monksmood.bsky.social
i am The One Who Understands i am The Guy Who Gets It
this gum has a great mouth feel. not too hard, not too soft. very quality.
15.12.2024 01:12 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0watching porn on my work laptop. hah! got you!! I work at the pornography factory, so it's fine! π«΅π
14.12.2024 17:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Homeschoolers should have to pay double property taxes to offset the cost of regular kids having to explain everything to them later
14.12.2024 12:51 β π 5007 π 747 π¬ 44 π 25don't talk to me until my two Inside Wolves have had their coffee βπ€£
14.12.2024 17:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
mfw I'm about to get 100% of the pussy in the club
14.12.2024 04:00 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0work Christmas party tomorrow. I bet the boss would really like something from the Super Mario Brothers. maybe a Mario figurine? no, too obvious. oh, I know, who was that other guy, Mario's friend? I'll get him one of him.
13.12.2024 22:59 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0you guys ever click a mouse? nothing like it. #computers
13.12.2024 05:42 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
these aren't the worst balls I've had, but they're not the best
13.12.2024 05:41 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0the higher up a cat goes, the more it despises you. cat science
13.12.2024 00:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0if soap cleans everything, then why don't they just make everything out of soap?
13.12.2024 00:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0pelvic gonzo tattoo
12.12.2024 23:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0democrats love to be like *poop fart noises*
12.12.2024 23:54 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0haha heeey
12.12.2024 23:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0idk i guess i'll post something on here what's going on whats' poppin weiners?
12.12.2024 21:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I haven'tt been on blue sky in a while. How's it hanging?
07.12.2023 02:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0just took a shit and named it after you
27.11.2023 03:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0NO cumming anymore. not one drop.
21.11.2023 06:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I bought a team of oompa loompas from a cloning facility in bangalore. they are all lou dobbs. who wants to.come over for the weirdest blowjob of their life?
20.11.2023 04:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0she dobbin on my.lou till iheart radio
20.11.2023 04:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
imagine what he could do for you
18.11.2023 03:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0people who donate to politicians should have their money redirected to camgirls and botox. george santos is doing us a service.
17.11.2023 21:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0you hear a scratch at the door
17.11.2023 18:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Bailey Dreadsticks
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17.11.2023 15:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I'm gonna need everyone to reply once to this, so we can get an official count going
17.11.2023 15:30 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0happened to me one time. it flew up, bent all the way back and smashed into the windshield while I was going 70
17.11.2023 15:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0...on ice
17.11.2023 06:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0in America,.it is customary to wear pants on date, yes?
17.11.2023 06:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0he needed to run it past an editor, tighten it up a bit, but overall not bad. I can't wait to read his next thing
17.11.2023 02:38 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I like the fire. and the sneackers
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