Mars

Screen cap of parodic version of William Blake's "The Tyger" that begins: Tyger! Tyger! Burning bright (Not sure if I spelled that right) What immortal hand or eye Could fashion such a stripy guy? What the hammer that hath hewn it Into such a chonky unit? Did who made the lamb make thee, Or an external franchisee?

In honor of National Poetry Day, the greatest parody rewrite of all time:

The bees have discovered Brutalism

As a 40 year old man I know that buying nunchucks as a self defense weapon wasn't a smart idea but as a 40 year old man with a concussion I also know that they will do their job.

Tumblr user toskarin: the starboard/larboard mechanic localisation in ffxiv was hilarious because it actually perfectly illustrated why larboard as a term was replaced with port in real life Tumblr user bottledfool: It's true, sailors back in the day were always getting blasted by lasers if they turned the wrong way

Time for one of my favorite FFXIV posts ever for the Monster Hunter fans:

Here's a thread about how trans people can approach remaining informed of the news in a way that prioritizes pragmatism, self-care, and building resistance.

It's based on what I'm doing personally. So, fyi, I'm more anxious than usual, but holding up substantially.

"Sailor Moon overthrows the God-Emperor of Mankind and takes his throne" is exactly the shot in the arm 40k needs.

Trifold with pictures of snakes and the title “why a corn snake would be a good pet for me”

My daughter has been asking her dad to let her get a pet snake for a year now

things have escalated to formal presentations now

1. Alert, and please share widely. A lawyer at the ACLU has asked me to inform my transgender readers that they should NOT be applying for passports right now - the state department has not issued guidance to comply with the court order and they are urgently trying to get them to do so.
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BREAKING: Republicans pass ‘Big Beautiful Bill’ stripping transgender Americans of health care The Human Rights Campaign called the bill "cruel."

It's cruel. It's an incredible escalation of their anti-trans culture war. And there is still a chance to stop the provision in the Senate, so if you have a trans person in your life you care about, I implore you - make your voice heard with your Senators. Both of them. Republican OR Democrat.

I am going to spend the next ten minutes giving USAdians some Actual Advice from a Supply Chain Professional with 20 years experience.

1) It's going to be bad in a way you've never seen, not even during COVID or BREXIT.

2) Don't panic.
2a) Panic leads to bad decisions

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Some tips as someone who loves food, has a bunch of health-related food restrictions, and has been food insecure for ~3 years

1. If you can afford it, a Costco membership is the best possible investment in not starving. $5 rotisserie chicken + bulk frozen vegetables have gotten me through so much.

IF YOU'RE IN LINE TO PISS ON STROM THURMOND'S GRAVE, LET CORY BOOKER GO PAST YOU. HE REALLY NEEDS TO GO. IT'S VERY URGENT

These are the senators who collaborated with the GOP.

Schumer
Fetterman
Cortez Masto
Durbin
King
Shaheen
Gillibrand
Schatz
Hassan
Peters

Don’t let them forget it. No peace for them.

Y2K REALNESS Tiny glasses Baby Tee Wallet Chain Wide Leg Jeans 1 Litre of Dirty Puddle Water

Do it right kids

no shut up this doom won’t scroll itself

I'm a massive Golden Girls fan, so I can think of no better leadership for my Adeptus Sororitas. I've been working through this concept for YEARS and I'm excited to finally have it accomplished.
Shout out to @bssterrain for the amazing head sculpts.
#warhammercommunity #warhammer40k #goldengirls

Earnestly cried about this bird the other day. “To find humanity, simply look for healed bones and toys.”

If you are a straight, cis person and you feel that fucking knot in your stomach about what the administration is doing right now to trans people and trans children, you have to at the very fucking least say out loud in front of your friends and peers in real life "this is fucked up."

SHARE WIDELY.
KNOW YOUR RIGHTS.

With mass deportations starting today across the country, it is vitally important - for both citizens and non-citizens - to know your rights.

You have the right to remain silent. Assert it. You have the right to a lawyer. Ask for one.

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cis people who have said nothing about all of this for months suddenly caring enough to share the suicide prevention number is the “don’t kill yourself you’re so sexy aha” of community support

If you're discriminated against or arrested for being trans in Illinois, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at sheryl@weikallaw.com.

i’m gonna just watch this at least once a day and i recommend everyone do the same

Since I don't see many people in my feed using this:

here's a reminder you can add your pronouns to your profile using this neat labeler 🏷️

@pronouns.adorable.mom

What Is Project 2025? Inside the Far-Right Plan Threatening Everything from the Word 'Gender' to Public Education Donald Trump's far-right allies created Project 2025 as a blueprint for his possible second term. The controversial plan would push a Christian nationalist agenda that dramatically reshapes the U.S. g...

If you wish you had a succinct, mainstream explanation of the horrors of Trump's Project 2025 you could send to your friends and relatives, People magazine has provided one. Please spread this link. No matter how bad you think it is, it's worse. people.com/what-is-proj...

Guardian article: British scientists don't like Richard Dawkins, finds study that didn't even ask questions about Richard Dawkins The investigation into science's public image didn't even ask about the atheist professor, but it got an answer anyway Andrew Griffin, Monday 31 October, 2016

Seems like a good time to remind everyone of one of the best headlines of the last decade:

"British scientists don't like Richard Dawkins, finds study that didn't even ask questions about Richard Dawkins"

alright, let's try this thing out I guess