All Hail the glow cloud

#RIPBOZO

Just got asked where I got my shirt from by a guy because his fiancée wants him to start dressing better.

I will be riding this high for the rest of the day.

Telling someone to watch "Kevin can F*ck Himself" as a way to inception them into getting a divorce.

"As" by Stevie Wonder really might be the best song ever written.

Janet Jackson (Together Again era) #art

Like, if I say that I really don't like the modern dating experience, I have to spend a huge amount of time and energy also explaining that I am in no way one of those weird tradwife guys or a passport bro. I just want to say that dating apps make dating worse for everyone.

I think one of the worst things about the internet is that you can't complain about certain things without getting lumped up with a bunch of the worst people who have taken your complaint and taken it to the most extreme point.

Just got an email that the office AC will be off while getting repaired tomorrow. Is it too soon to call off?

most places burying the lead but BACK ON PBS running day and date!!!

If she’s in it, I’m watching. 🫶🏾

I was on the phone with someone and they said "chatgpt is my best friend." It took everything in me not to hang up and block their number.

Every time I don't click the "summarize this email" button I feel better about myself.

Lmao, hopefully you won't take "fuck 12" so literally next time.

Yes.

Poster for the film Sing Sing, starring Oscar-nominated actor Colman Domingo and a cast made up of primarily formerly incarcerated people. The poster is cream with purple and green text. The top of the poster features 9 men in prison uniforms sitting in chairs at the top, with text at the bottom.

Sing Sing will be on Max on March 21st.

A cartel kingpin fakes his death, has his children and wife moved to Switzerland and has a sex change. Then starts life over as Emilia Perez. Several years later, Emilia decides she wants to reconnect with her children.

There's cheating, kidnappings, car crashes, etc...

Also, it's a musical.

I explained the plot of Emilia Perez to one of my friends and they didn't believe me until they pulled up the Wikipedia page for themselves.

I have no idea what's happening in #Severance but I know things are happening.

A perfect example on why you need to reconsider the way you speak to strangers.

My friend that wears waist beads, has a septum piercing and microdoses shrooms was surprised when I referred to them as a crunch granola Black.

Like, lets be serious for a moment here.

Post a female character that you love

Last night I was explaining to a friend how long it's been since the last ASOIAF book was published and we both came to the agreement that GRRM is waiting until he dies to publish them.

They're gonna have to call the Emmys the Eagans.

#Severance

If you aren't reading comics, you are missing out on some serious heat.

I cooked a delicious ass meal last night, but forgot to take the leftovers to work with me. I'm almost tempted to drive home to get them.

The collective nicotine withdrawal might start several riots.

I don't respect any Federal Agency that I'm older than.

In refining 5FAE1C:D21436 (Minsk) in 00h 54m 44s 248ms I have brought glory to the company.
Praise Kier.
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