Jordi Whitefoot

I probably think about this more nowadays than I ever have:

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i finally realized who his ass looks like it is glass joe from punch out

Yikes - the land surrounding the Cerne Abbas Giant is up for sale!

Lot 1 is top-quality chalk downland bursting with wildflowers & butterflies - orchids, skippers… going for £950k. It absolutely needs to be preserved. Hope the NT or similar can buy

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some people who are intelligent and decent in real life only started posting online on zuckerberg's sites like facebook in their adult years. this is essentially like hitting an infant in the head with a hammer and installing a strobe light inside the skinner box they are raised inside

Last year it was "win something for Son". This year it should be "win something for Son" 🤍 🥲 #coys

Those three words that drive absolute terror into my heart:

"Powered by AI"

Didn't realise I was going to get hit with a double whammy of sadness, having Ange's comments in there 🥲

A good point. I'd hold nothing against him choosing to prioritise another path, as much as I'd like to see him alongside the likes of King.

Kane leaving didn't feel like the end of something for me; Son does.

The excitement watching him from first game to last never dropped.

Hope he comes back in some faculty 🤍 #coys

Motherfucking wind farms…

by 2030 the only porn in england will be produced by the bbc and consist of mr blobby pouring beans on a frowning 55 year old nude woman

You'll love Derry so much, you'll never leave.
#ITWelcomeToDerry premieres October 2025 on HBO Max.

been optimizing our baby, he’s up to 3.4 laughs/day, smile rate is in the 75th percentile. fed his coos into gpt-4o to map out ideal sleep/wake cycle. wife says i should be doing more chores around the house but got upset when i told her the ai nanny model notes 80/20 choreload maxes parental energy

a screenshot of a BBC News reported posted 23 July 2025 reads, “The new series of MasterChef, which was recorded before presenters Gregg Wallace and John Torode were sacked, will still be shown on BBC One and iPlayer, the corporation has announced. The BBC said it had taken the decision "after careful consideration and consultation with the contestants".”

they’re going to put up a disclaimer before each episode like, “the following programme features presenters no longer employed by the BBC, and the corporation does not endorse their behaviour, language or attitudes” [smash cut to Wallace grinning like a cunt]

I'm now blocking anyone stating that people protesting vs the government's ban on Palestine Action deserve to be arrested. Yeah, sure, it's an opinion and you're welcome to it. But if you can't understand what's wrong with arresting peace campaigners under the Terrorism Act, I have no time for you.

fantastic fourskin

For context: the cost of the Club World Cup trophy that Trump stole, necessitating the creation of a new one, would clear Morecambe's outstanding player wages and Vat bill.

What is no more than loose change to the top of football would rescue clubs at the bottom.

Why does Jack Dorsey look like if Make-A-Wish granted an 8 year old boys wish to be an old man

Levy waking up from a Hangover-level bender of a spending spree, getting buyers remorse and now trying to frame Forest smdh

Environment Agency insider alleges ‘cover-up’ over sewage sludge on farmland Regulator and government accused of colluding with water industry to dump potentially toxic waste without oversight

The more we discover, the worse it gets. Now we learn the water companies wrote the guidance ensuring sewage sludge is not tested for the vast majority of contaminants before being spread on farmland. They gave themselves a free licence to dump hazardous waste. 🧵
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The word is "massacres"

"Thiel is developing an AI condom called Sting that glows blue in the presence of females with a suboptimal racial genetic background"

what disaster is happening today

I hear Tong Kai has passed away. Tremendously sad news. One of the key fight choreographers at Shaw Brothers, his partnership with Lau Kar Leung and Chang Cheh created classic after classic before he pivoted to a short directing career and created Shaolin Intruders, one of THE best swordplay films.

Rewatched terminator 2 last night. Fun movie about AI leading to nuclear war and how the easiest way to kill someone is to dress up like a cop. Can't say its themes resonate today.

Peter Kwong passed away this May 27th. He was Rain in BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA, one of the 3 Storms. A kind man and a fine actor. I'll miss him.